This week, Matt and Michelle rant about the trash train, hellish headlines and the end of buffets.

This week, Matt and Michelle explore covid go-karts, peepless holidays and the science of tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches.

This week, Matt and Michelle explore cremation croissants, the evolution of pasta salad and asteroid defense options.

This week, Michelle and Matt explore soup warfare, lemonade inoculation and the great heist of deez nuts. 

This week, Michelle and Matt explore adding plastic to the food pyramid, finger lickin’ outlaws and settle the pineapple pizza debate.

This week, Matt and Michelle explore consensual pardons, eating ocean bugs and racist ice cream trucks.

This week, Michelle and Matt explore xenophobic bread, age appropriate candy, champagne struggles and fighting climate change with piss. 

This week, Matt and Michelle muse on loss, the reprecussions of missing critical dick appointments and the miracle melon that’s saved millions of lives.

This week, Matt and Michelle explore the smear campaign against brown sugar, Randonautica crime scenes and the future of printing meat.

This week, Matt and Michelle chat wet t-shirt contests, compost commies and tortilla racism.