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It's the very 51st episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! It's true! We're back!! Stop pinching yourself and please forgive our 4 week absence. No, it was not an extra long April fool's joke.  Anyways, this week, we're talking about the recently released vampire flick "Jakob's Wife" starring Barbara Crampton and Larry Fessenden. We also discuss 1982's "Creepshow" directed by the late great George Romero and written by the not so late but just as great Stephen King. This is a loooooong one full of plenty of side conversations about frozen lasagna, police car chases, masturbating wives, Spanish accents, weird food allergies, and much much more!! We missed you freaks and we hope you enjoy this jumbo episode (aka "jumbisode") of your favorite forsaken podcast!!

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Also discussed:

"Slumber Party Massacre 2" 1987

"Bride of ReAnimator" 1990

"The Beast Must Die" 1974

"Angst" 1983

"American Guinea Pig: The Song of Solomon" 2017

"Slaxx" 2021

"Creepshow" (series on Shudder) 2021

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It’s the very 50th episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! Holy shit, we’re halfway to 100, and next week is our 1 year anniversary episode!! Anyways, this week, Chuck and Mel endure another 2021 dud in “Stay Out of the Fucking Attack”. While not quite as bad as some of what we’ve seen so far this year, we just weren’t at all impressed by this poorly acted, inanely illogical, and occasional insensitive, Nazi-centric thriller. BUT, maybe you can find some redeeming qualities where we didn’t. We also discuss 1974’s mutant baby slasher, “It’s Alive” directed by the great Larry Cohen, We have some great conversations about strange 70’s beard styles, what we would do if we had just pushed a giant headed monster baby from our vaginas, and a little debate on which one of your hosts is taking this movie a bit too seriously. We’ll let you decide… Now, GO! Listen! Do it NOW!!! What are you waiting for???

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Also discussed:

“The Burning” 1981

“Shadow of the Cat” 1961

“The Burning Moon” 1992

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It’s the very 49th episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! This week, we are joined by Chuck’s lovely wife Amanda to discuss the new monster flick, “The Devil Below”, directed by Bradly Parker (“Chernobyl Diaries”). If you’ve seen it, we don’t think we’ll be alone in saying that it might possibly end up being one of the worst movies of 2021. Chuck calls it “a lifeless shell of a movie” and theorizes that it may have actually been directed by a lifeless robot. We do not recommend it. And 2021 was going so well… Anyways, we also discuss the early 2000’s slasher “Final Destination” and have a fun little conversation about the worst ways to die. It’s a fun one full of talk of kitchen vibrators, how incredibly terrible the 80’s viewed mental illness, and a man named Dick Sex. Yeah, it’s a wild one. Go get it, ya freaks!!!

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Also discussed:

“Edge Of the Axe” 1988

“The Mystery of the Wax Museum” 1933

“Intruder” 1989

“The Initiation” 1984

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It’s the very 47th episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! This week, we watched the new “Wrong Turn” remake and we discuss why on earth it has the name “Wrong Turn” when it has absolutely nothing to do with anything that is the “Wrong Turn” franchise. No inbreds, not a slasher, and no Eliza Dushku-like hotties. This did, however, have an annoying character or 2, several gaping plot holes, and the audacity to run 2 hours long (which was 2 hours too long, in our opinion). Anyways, if you can’t tell, we weren’t fans. We also watched the delightful, Irish horror comedy “Grabbers” and learned some fun new Irish terms like “gobshite” and “langered”. It’s a fun episode filled with some Sideshow Mike moments, Chuck’s near death coughing fit (no, it’s not Covid related; he’s just a bitch), and a pterodactyl flyby. Go get it, ya freaks!!!

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Also discussed:

“Devil Doll” 1964

“Big Top Evil” 2019

“In the Mouth of Madness” 1994

“Critters 2: The Main Course” 1988

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It’s the very 47th episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! This week, we watched the new film “Saint Maude” and spoiler: we absolutely fucking loved it and highly recommend you go watch it IMMEDIATELY. An instant, slow burn classic for fans of movies like "The VVitch" and "Midsommar". We also discuss Eli Roth’s “The Green Inferno” and a little warning: we really don’t like it. But come give a listen and find out why. Maybe we can even get you to hate it too. Wait, is that the point of this show? I’m not sure anymore… Anyways, it’s a fun convo even if you disagree. Opinions are like assholes, after all. Go listen, ya freaks!!! 

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Also discussed:

“The Source of Shadows” 2020

“Touch of Death” 1988

“Eaten Alive” 1980

“Godzilla: King of the Monsters” 2019

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It’s the very 46th episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! This week, we are joined by my lovely wife, Amanda!! The 3 of us discuss the recently released demonic-animatronic film “Willy’s Wonderland” starring a very quiet Nicolas Cage (seriously, he has zero lines and he still manages to be AMAZING). With some fun kills, both human and animatronic alike, a uniquely quirky tone, and a thoroughly entertaining lead, we thoroughly enjoyed this weird little flick and would even go as far as to say it’s totally worth the 20$ early access rental! We also talk about the 2009 sci-fi vampire film, “Daybreakers” and all of its bloody, gorey goodness. We may not have all agreed on the movie’s overall merit, or the likeability of certain characters (we’re looking at you, Willem Dafoe and Ethan Hawk), but we did all agree that this has a most memorable villain in Sam Neil, and an even more memorable ending. Anyways, we had a lot of fun on this one and we hope you dig it! Tune in wherever you get your podcasts, ya freaks!!! 

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Also discussed:

“The Invisible Man Returns” 1940

“Deranged” 1974

“Drive Thru” 2007

“Ravage” 2020

“No Escape Room” 2018

“Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth” 1992

“Hellraiser 4: Bloodline” 1996

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It’s the very 45th episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! This week, Chuck and Mel discuss the new film “Sacrifice” starring Barbara Crampton. Disclaimer: If you liked this movie even remotely be warned - our conversation just might offend you because we absolutely fucking hated it. Sorry not sorry. Don’t get us wrong, we both adore Babs Crampton, but this Norwegian movie was absolutely terrible. Avoid (the movie, not this episode). We also discuss a movie that we certainly DON’T loathe, and that is 1997’s Wishmaster! Tune in to hear your hosts gush over this late 90’s classic and one of the last great horror baddie icons we’ve received from the genre in decades. We discuss the great effects, the delightfully sinister Djinn, all the cheesy one liners, and the absolute insanity of both the beginning and end of this classic, star studded, fantasy slasher. Go listen, ya freaks!!! 

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Also discussed:

“Body Melt” 1993

“The Invisible Man” 1933

“Hidden” 2015

“Wishmaster 2: Evil Never DIes” 1999

“Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell” 2001

“Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled” 2002

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It’s the very 44th episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! This week, we talk about the new Shudder release “The Queen of Black Magic” and the pure insanity contained within this Indonesian remake. Equal parts supernatural, body horror, creepy crawly, evil witch flick; this film is not for the faint of heart. But if you can stomach some disgusting bug scenes and some brutal torture scenes, it’s a lot of fun and dare we say even a bit funny. We also discuss the flawless masterpiece “The VVitch” starring the wonderfully talented Anya Taylor-Joy. Tune in wherever you get your podcast to hear all about why this movie scares Chuck to death and to hear all about Mel’s love for small, sinister black goats. We hope you freaks dig it!!! 

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Also discussed:

“Dead Wax” Series Currently on Shudder

“The Black Scorpion” 1957

“Hosts” 2020 (Heavy spoilers)

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It’s the very th episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! This week, Mel and Chuck are once again joined by the infamous model train addict, Sideshow Mike to discuss the new film “Bloody Hell”and the classic killer robots in a mall movie, “Chopping Mall”. Tune in to hear conversations about how weird rich white people are, Sideshow Mike’s unusual childhood reading material, Mel’s disgust for children eating ice cream in elevators, and to hear  the 3 of us cackling over the idea of zombie cum. Yeah. Zombie cum. It’s a FUN one. You freaks are gonna love it.

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Also discussed:

“Alien Zone (aka “The House of the Dead”) 1978

“The Pit” 1981

“The Video Dead” 1987

“Burial Ground” 1981

“Abominable” 2006

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It’s the very 42nd episode of Forsaken Cinema Podcast!!! This week, we discuss the new film from Steven Kostanski, “Psycho Goreman”. The movie that will most likely (definitely) reign in the #1 spot for the remainder of the year (and yes I am fully aware there are 11 months left). We absolutely loved it and Chuck even went as far as to say it broke his top 10 all time list. We also discuss 2009’s Nazi zombie flick “Dead Snow” and all the death, gore, and hilarity therein. This was a fun episode full of distracting pets, Melissa saying “anyways” a whole bunch, and Chuck wishing he could move to the land of the North. We hope you freaks can dig it!

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Also discussed:

“The Terror of Hallows Eve” 2017

“Man Made Monster” 1941

“Arachnoquake” 2012

“Manborg” 2011

“Outpost” 2008

“Shock Waves” 1977

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