What's that? You say you want to date one of us? Well, you're in luck, because on today's episode we play the Dating Game! What's that? The one you want to date is Ben? Well, I guess you're out of luck, then.

I used the word "Grappling" because I figure people will tune out if I tell them this episode is about pro wrestling. Shit. Well, you should listen anyway. Contained within this episode are stories that I promise you will find interesting whether you care about wrestling or not. And when I say "promise", it's really more of a hope than a guarantee.

Is there any more celebrated occupation than the farmer? All the biggest celebrities are farmers these days. All the kids on whatever stupidly-named video app is the current one that people like (even though it's exactly the same as all the others, it's just the newest), all those kids are making videos about farming and want to be farmers when they grow up. Every one of them. You don't need to check my facts, because it's true. Don't look it up. Anyway, in this episode we cash in on the sensation that's sweeping the nation: Farming.

What the hell more do you need? We offer you giant robots and nothing else, and frankly, that's enough.

Here's a brand new concept for you: A GROUP of superheroes. Yeah, not just one, but an entire group of 'em. What will they spend their time doing? Not my problem. We just create them. What happens after that is out of our jurisdiction.

What's the difference between zoos and "zoos", you ask? Well, contained within those quotation marks is a whole host of animal rights violations. Also contained within them is America's former glory. We used to put elephants on water skis, damn it!

Everyone needs to buy a car. And yet the process completely sucks? That's weird, right? Does it need to? Yes, actually. The salesmen decided that a long time ago, and that will not be changed. In light of that, we here at the Free Legal Advice Podcast are here to walk you through this process.

Everyone has their "pleasure craft" of choice: Country folk have the four-wheeler, rich kids have the jet ski, astronauts have the moon buggy thing. But which is the best? This question, and no others, will be answered in this episode.

We have acquired a UHF television broadcasting station. Yes, that's still a thing. Now that we control the airwaves, with what garbage will we fill those airwaves to make truckloads of American currency? What you're about to hear is the dawning of a new age of TV. Also, no one watches TV on Sundays. Duh.

Imagine a movie that seems like it was created entirely by a group of people throwing out completely random ideas, all of which ended up in the final cut of the movie. The movie you have just imagined is The Ice Pirates. In this episode, we recreate this creative process by suggesting all of the ridiculous things that actually happen in the movie.