Every April, people around the world eagerly anticipate the start of the Olympics. That's right, they're here! It's Olympic time once again. It is, after all, April. To celebrate, we've decided to participate ourselves. Sorry, all other nations on earth. The gold medals are taken.

We watched a movie called Megaforce. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, a movie with this title was completely ridiculous.

What is "cyberpunk", you ask? Short answer: Blade Runner. Long answer: This entire podcast.

What is it about spring break that makes college kids want to drink and party constantly? I mean, the rest of the year they're so buttoned-down, there's got to be some factor that really riles them up. Anyway, this episode is about the one, and only one, time of year in which college kids drink too much, namely, spring break.

There's a new government program in which you trade in your old, disused apocalypse bunker for cold, hard cash! At least, there will be soon, once everyone in the country finally opens their eyes and buys / creates / buries their own apocalypse bunker.

Where are the "Hi-yaa!"s anymore? Not in movies, that's for sure. People used to say "hi-yaa" in movies all the time back in the 70s. At least, in movies produced in Hong Kong they did. If you're like me, then you're sorely in need of more "hi-yaa"s in your life, and the only surefire prescription for that is to watch kung fu movies.

Once again, your intrepid heroes pretend to play Dungeons & Dragons, only this time with shocking role-reversal: A new dungeon master, and a new classic character that is legally distinct from any persons living or dead.

If you lived in Putnam County in the late 90s, you know of the legend of Pete's Garage. If you didn't, then you probably don't know of the legend of Pete's Garage. If you're Pete, you're probably still thinking about how sweet that garage was. Also if you're Pete, your name isn't actually Pete. But you'd have to know the legend to know that.

The best argument in favor of homeschooling your children is that you'll never have to sit through one of their god-awful plays. The best argument in favor of dropping out of school is that you'll never have to perform in one of those god-awful plays. Really, they should probably be avoided at all costs.

DON'T RUN AWAY YET! Yes, it's another pro wrestling-focused episode, but this one should be accessible to anyone. Do you think silly shit is funny? Well, that's pretty much all that happens in this episode.