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As the nation descends into an abyss of frenzied such and such and mindless whatever, we bring you a special emergency Trap sodcast. Please, only use it in the event of dire circumstances or if you’ve really, absolutely, positively got nothing better to do.

As a measure to attempt to quell the tension sweeping the nation, this sodcast will not contain an episode of Event Horizon Crescent. So, none of the carefully scripted, lovingly produced entertainment you’re used to, just the hour or so of waffling bullshit that usually precedes it.

Stay safe, stay super and stay sexylovely.

And we’re back, with tales of abroad! Heaps of spotteds, Metro is its usual shit self, some first class cordon bleu hates and we reveal, exclusively, the complete plans for the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony.

Then it’s time for another bloody game-changing episode of Event Horizon Crescent.

As other podcasts wither and die, we plough on unnecessarily, bashing out the same old tosh on an occasional basis for our 7 loyal listeners. Hooray for us!

This week we decide that the term ‘sodcast’ has been ruined and we need a new name so this’ll be your chance to stick your oar in. So get sticking over at the poll! Or leave a comment! Or do something worthwhile with your life!

Then Cressie sits there at the end like a particularly stodgy pudding after an unpleasantly fatty meal. And that’s yer sodcast!

By the way, don;t forget to buy your tickets for our upcoming new live show The Trap: X on at the Camden Fringe August 25th-28th. More details here: http://www.camdenfringe.com/

Hello again! Well what do you know, it’s only another hour of cack and fancy from your three favourite ‘arseholes’. This time out there’s the barely-awaited return of The Special Crap People Show; Metro is, as ever, shit and the word ‘swit’ gets a good going over.

After all that, what better way to unwind than slipping into a nice warm bath of Event Horizon Crescent? With large friendly letters on the cover.

What? We’ve been busy!

Anyway, poll’s back.

After last time’s massive overexcitement, it’s time for the groggy, morning-after comedown. Yes it’s back to business as usual as the three of us lazily try and stitch together something vaguely listenable to try and stave off the onset of Event Horizon Crescent for as long as possible. However, we do discover that Metro is becoming more like our version of Metro than ever before, which is pleasing and depressing in equal measure.

Also, we’ve dumped the poll - deal with it.

Yes it’s finally here! An obscenely bloated and overcooked bucket of sodcast to celebrate 50 of these “bloody things”.

We bring back some old favourites and there’s also a special celebratory EHC but, most excitingly of all, we’re joined by the marvellous Margaret Cabourn-Smith who simultaneously raises and lowers the tone in her own inimitable way. Anyway, sorry it’s so fucking long but you don’t have to listen to it all you know.

Well it’s the last sodcast before we turn 50 and we sure do go out with a bang. A big bang. A big stupid bang. Bangs eh?

While going out with the bang, we sadly forgot to mention we are in association with Chortle which would have given us the perfect opportunity to play our new Chortle jingle that Ben Howey so kindly made us. Still, this means it will have its debut in the highly-anticipated 50th Sodcast! If we don’t forget again.

Four cunts in a room talking.

Los Quattros Cvnts at The Phoenix, Cavendish Square - Wednesday 2nd February 2011 Doors open 7.30pm

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Like a drunk uncle at midnight, we stumble across your threshold clutching not a lump of coal but a lump of sodcast! Lucky you.

We set out our stall for the new year by hating a whole new bunch of things and delivering what is, by quite some distance, the worst thing Carla Lane has ever sent us. Metro is still shit of course and we let you in on just how our Christmases went down. I won’t give anything away but the phrase ‘River Fish’ is used.

Then Event Horizon Crescent happens and we can all go home.