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Raoul Moat will be sorry he missed this week’s Trap Sodcast as he’s namechecked a couple of times. At the time of recording, ‘Moaty’ as Paul Gascoigne seems to call him could still have sent in an mp3 for Event Horizon Crescent like so many of our other lovely listeners. So thanks guys for sending in your guest appearances, you’re better than Raoul Moat and we don’t say that lightly.

Anyway, aside from that it’s the usual shit with Event Horizon Crescent tacked on the end. What did you expect?

Welcome to our Trap Sodcast Summer Special! It’s far too hot of course to do a sodcast in this weather but we don’t let that stop us, no sireeeeeeeee! So you lucky folk get to experience us sort of falling asleep. Also, Jeremy and Paul drink booze during it so you get to hear that too.

We mention the football for a second, sorry about that, but we immediately abandon it. Until Event Horizon Crescent which is about nothing but. Come on England!

Yet another wallop of loud noises from everyone’s favourite ‘arseholes’ as this week we tackle the most burning issues in the news in a hard-hitting and uncompromising way. Then we do the podcast which is the usual shit. There’s an ‘exciting’ hiatus in the show this week as we have to stop to go for a job interview down a phone. Find out how it went! I think you can probably guess though.

Anyway shut up because Event Horizon Crescent’s back and there ain’t nothing wrong with The Crez. Word.

On the eve of our final Los Quattros Cvnts show (til September) we gather together with Michael Legge in a pub like the cvnts we are and bang on about cvnty stuff. And Michael forgets that Frank Carson is the celebrity he spotted. Michael! It was Frank Carson!

Well we’re back! Yes, after yet another needlessly long hiatus, it’s time for another of these things, whatever they are.

This week we grace your ears with a lovely new episode of In the Divorce Courts by Carla Lane, Jeremy hates a bunch of stuff again and we provide you with the last thing you needed: a pathetic commentary to the short YouTube film Pixels by Patrick Jean. I’d skip through that bit if I were you. But by all means don’t skip through this week’s Event Horizon Crescent whatever you do! Unless you’re not a fan, in which case skipping it would be totally understandable. You uncultured thug.

In our special Pik memorial episode we cover a fair bit of ground in honour of our late feathered friend. She alas misses this week’s instalment of ‘In A&E’ (by Carla Lane) which she would have definitely loved. But even sadder, she also misses the latest MIND-BLOWING instalment of our worldwide sensation sci-fi soap Event Horizon Crescent where this week things get a little political... space political. Pik would have loved that. She was all about the politics.

It’s an odd one this week. The first half is another OB, this time in a Starbucks in London’s lovely London. We briefly mourn the passing of Pik before falling back into our usual barrel of bullshit. It’s what she would have wanted.

The second half takes place many months ago: having watched Doctor Who’s Waters Of Mars episode and got rather pissed, the three of us and Michael Legge decided it would be fun to watch some celebrated disgusting internet shock videos and record our reactions. It’s basically a lot of shouting. We weren’t going to bother putting it up but in the absence of an Event Horizon Crescent and to make up for the vast gap between sodcasts, we thought it was time to inflict the fucking thing on you lot. Sorry.

Back to our best this week without a shadow of a doubt, we hit the ground running and then we hit it again and again til it stops running. Stupid fucking ground.

There’s the usual mix of shits and giggles (1 part giggles to 10 parts shits) and we find out what happens in Carla Lane’s latest sitcom ‘In The Centre Of Venus’.

Anyway, it’s all just an excuse to give the incomparable 25th Anniversary episode of Event Horizon Crescent something to sit on. Bloody belm.

Well it’s taken some doing but we finally made it to number 30! And to celebrate this momentous milestone we decide to record the sodcast in two halves. The first half takes place round Paul’s and is the sort of thing you’ve probably come to expect from these affairs by now. The second half takes place in the pub... you don’t have to listen to it you know.

Anyway, everything is made better by yet another GAME-CHANGING episode of Crezzie slapped on at the end. Thank fuck for Crezzie. And a very BELM 30th to us!

Everyone’s a-buzz here at the Trap Sodcast studios as we eagerly anticipate the special live episode of Event Horizon Crescent to mark its 23rd anniversary.

In the meantime we keep ourselves busy with our usual roster of bullshit and whimsy. Plus we get a very exclusive sneak peek into Paul’s mind. You wouldn’t BELIEVE what’s going on in there.