Scramble some dreams and fluff them like a pillow (starts at 24:04). Roll it all in a clean comforter and then talk about nearly nothing while strolling the aisles of a grocery store. How many hit points would Trader Giotto have anyway? It won't matter as your fall deep asleep. If tossing and turning still plagues you then you might learn about why I eat white rice and flour tortillas. And then there will be the surprise guests.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and "performed" by Dearest Scooter