LIKE THE SEATTLE F**KING SOUNDERS AND BRUCE LEE, WE ARE ENTERING THE RANCOR. How we have missed you. The Sounders sacrificed Will Bruin to Mahogany so they could play Pyramids FC’s greatest foe, and Auckland is DEFINITELY NOT in Australia. Where is Zealand, anyway? 

This episode, while Branden-less, brings back a favorite of the show, sports PR powerhouse Jose Moreno. Jose has been chirping at Gregr to get pitchside and take some photos like a real journalist. The conversation touches on a rough season from the perspective of a professional (Jose) vs that of the fan (Gregr). It's such a fun talk with the drums of ECS beating in the background, interruptions by scored goals, and a whole lot of photo taking. Thanks for checking us out and mega thanks to Jose for being such an ambassador for the city of Seattle.

Get ready for your call-up to USMNT Soccer Duty and Greg’s fightin’ Glueys. We’re waiting for the foreign Whale royalty to cough up the ambergris and start funding this podcast. Thankfully, Cristian Roldan got rid of his groin, but is he the most important player for the Seattle Sounders? Are we getting a new tattoo? We discuss.

Take a glug of your Wild Gergy Whiskey and stay seated on this airboat, we're going swampin'!

Podcast start, I mean, what did we learn this week... wait we're in Florida and already feeling dumber. Rocket talk, Sounders in Orlando this week, and general central Florida dirt-baggery. Ceej believes a lot of things he'll share. Let's go! Make sure if you like this to join Tropic Sound sub-group of ECS if that's your thing.

J-mo, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play. Raul, you’re an all-star get a neck tat, get paid. All that glitters is gold, only shooting Gluey will beat CONCACAF gold...

It’s been awhile, but like Raul Ruidiaz, WE’RE BACK, and not a moment too soon. The #Sounders take on the Fightin’ Debs this weekend, so of course we talked about whether Sammy the Sounder needs to be sexier like the Mariner Moose, and whether or not we need to fire Brian Schmetzer because WE haven’t won a major trophy since May. Also, someone please remind us to talk about what Branden's mom tagged him in on Facebook.

Hope you're not wearing a shirt because after a month away we've got weird nipple stuff to take care of today. It's Gregr's favorite time of the soccering year and Branden's welcome back his annual mustache to celebrate! Also, pretty sure an F-bomb got by the keeper at some point... full90podcast.com to link up!

Can Darth Lagerway, Schmetzer the Hutt, and Stefan Freiwalker get the job done with their second leg on Wednesday? Thank the spirit of Mike Dean for VAR in Mexico, and for the big Brad Evans energy that Nico Lodeiro was feeling from the spot. Let a former sandwich artist and a current sandwich eater break it all down for you in a definitely weekly episode of F90.

Imagine when they're all playing well at the same time!