News broke this morning that Miami Heat Point Guard Terry Rozier was arrested by the FBI on illegal gambling charges. The gang reacts to the shocking news and tunes into the FBI’s press conference on the indictments before pivoting to the Heat's season opener against the Orlando Magic, where Tobin and Leroy question Spo’s decision to go small at the end of the game.

The reaction to Rozier’s arrest continues as Tua Tagovailoa makes headlines for saying he can’t see Jaylen Waddle on the field at times because he isn’t very tall — but is the media overreacting? The guys think so. Then it’s time to dip into the mixed bag, where JJ Watt and Joe Flacco spark a hilarious conversation about eating alone.

Tobin and Leroy keep digging into Spo’s small-ball decision and start throwing out scenarios of what could happen if the Heat find a way to move on from Rozier’s salary after the morning’s bombshell news. Then it’s time for everyone’s favorite Thursday segment, Goosies or No Goosies — and it’s officially a gooseless Thursday.

Tobin continues to play a sound byte that makes everyone uncomfortable as the gang reacts to the Miami Hurricanes’ alternate uniforms for this weekend — the jury’s still out on whether they’re good or not. Tobin makes JFig explain the unnecessary pockets on her pants, things get weird, and the show wraps up with final thoughts on the breaking news that both Miami Heat’s Terry Rozier and Portland Head Coach Chauncey Billups have been arrested by the FBI.