It’s a Magnificent Monday as the crew reacts to a wild weekend in South Florida sports. The Miami Hurricanes shock their way into the College Football Playoff and Inter Miami brings home the MLS Cup, sparking both celebration and controversy. While Tobin and Brittney refuse to credit Leroy for “calling it,” he doubles down on his victory lap. The Dolphins keep stacking wins despite Tua’s shaky performances, the Chiefs look vulnerable, and the crew debates whether the Jets’ uniforms were, in fact, “poop colored.” Leroy hands out his Gameballs and Gamebums—plus a message for Notre Dame to stop crying.

The tension ramps up as the group revisits Miami’s CFP bid and shifts to the struggling Heat, who have dropped three straight amid reports of potential Ja Morant trade conversations. A full-blown squad quibble erupts when Brittney digs up old audio to challenge Tobin’s Ja Morant takes, leading to accusations of flip-flopping and gaslighting. Things stay spicy through the fan-favorite Monday game “Alright! Oh No!” featuring praise for Carter Verhaeghe, more Notre Dame slander, and the crew turning on each other in classic chaotic fashion.