Mother's Day Fails! Ally had a crappy Mother's Day, but learned it was nothing compared to our listeners, especially the woman whose dog was eaten by a hawk. We discuss the infamous Amazon driver that pooped on a doorstep in Woodland Hills, leading Klein to suggest a solution to the delivery driver bathroom problem. Ally finds out more disturbing details about her mom's sex life, further solidifying her title as the Throat Goat. We hear about how women are putting Butt Paste on their faces in Butt Stuff and a listener calls in with expert commentary. Jake and Vanessa both lose loved ones over the weekend & compare their reactions. Death Watch 2025!

In ADD News, we covered the US and China's tariff pause, a woman who drove through a street fair to get to work, why Gen Z isn't drinking anymore, controversy with the Kentucky Derby, controversy at the LA Zoo, and the third system outage at Newark Airport.