Functional Chaos Podcast

Ep. 38 - Language, Lucifer, & Let's Be Honest

POW! Just like that it’s another whole new week of chaos! Jade starts us off by talking about Languages, but she doesn’t talk about specific dialects but does show us how similar languages can be! Kali, is second in race today with talking about Lucifer. Everyone has heard the story of Lucifer but did you know that each person might have a different belief when it comes to him as a being? Dev is going to finish us off with a little game of, ‘Let’s Be Honest’ where she says things that we all know to be true, she just says it out her face hole! 

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Back at it again with another episode outside the studio and in Kali’s bedroom. Not the most glamorous set up but a very comfy one for sure. Or if you asked Dev she might say otherwise. We know the audio isn’t the quality your used to from us, we just hope our chaotic personalities make up for it!🙃

We tell personal stories all about Kissing! Some stories are hilarious, some are aggressive, some are amazing, and others are the ones Kali tells 😅.

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New week and another chaotic episode brought to you by the letter J!

Dev, reluctantly, tells us fun facts about Jiminy Cricket. It’s probably the one topic that made us laugh the most for literally no reason… so enjoy that 😅! Jade tells us about the holidays in January. We can all agree that the best day in January is the 17th! Kali finishes the episode off with an informative presentation on jiggle physics and what that means. I promise it’s a little different than you think.

As always, we would love to hear from you!! Topic suggestions, ice breaker questions, or even just a comment/message to make us laugh!! We love talking with you🖤

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Hello Beautifulicious Besties! This week is a topic that start with the letter I, and boy did we pick a good one 😂!

Wow this week us chaotic c*nts bring you our icks in a game of, Whose Ick is This? We Yeah added a little twist this week (on accident). Karl, Kali’s little sis, was planned to be on this episode, but was unable to make it; however, she did add her icks to the mix and we’ll be guessing which are hers as well. All while Karl is not able to defend hers 😂. We also are still not in our usual studio this week so we again apologize for any inconveniences this may cause. But we hope you can enjoy the episode anyway!

Shoot us a comment what you thought of this episode or some of your icks or any topic suggestions for future letters and episodes! On our socials or on YouTube, we listen everywhere and always love hearing from you!

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Heyyyy Besties!!! Hope your week is starting off STUPENTASTIC! Your three favorite chaotic gals bring you another week of more useless things to think about! 

We also need to apologize if anyone has trouble with the audio and/or video as we had to use our OG microphone and old “studio” (Kali’s Bed) from our first episode! We’re sooo fucking sorry if it causes any inconveniences as we want to always bring accessible and hilarious quality content every week. So hopefully our personalities will carry us for the next 2 weeks. 😂

We talk about random things that start with H! Kali starts us off by vulnerably speaking about Hemorrhoids (medically and personally). It’s a bloody itching good time! Dev is raising awareness to the psychology and physiology of being Hangry. Which truly is a very real phenomenon and we will all die on that hill. To finish us, Jade brings us to the world of being High and gives us some things to do to help a friend while they are taking a trip. Very important information to know if you want to be a good friend 😂!

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Hello big, beautiful, chaotic world and hello BESTIES!!! Welcome to another week of your 3 local goblins trying to host a podcast. This week our group topic is brought to you by the letter G, for Gross Standards. One by one we share some standards in society that we find gross as hell. Ick fest central!

We wanna know what you think and if you agree with our gross standards. Or comment a gross standard that wasn’t mentioned. This was a lot of fun and we want to have another episode of dismantling societal norms so we can ALL exist!

As always, we love you guys so so much! The growing love every week is incredible and we always look forward to bringing you a brand new week of whole new chaos. The good kind of chaos tho. 😉

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Welcome to another week with our antics, even though one of us was too ill to be in this episode! We missed you this week Jade!! Hope you feel better soon love bug!!

This week Kali starts us out with giving us weird questions and their answers about Farts on Google! Let’s just say you will definitely learn something or two and laugh even more! Dev captivates us with a dive into the new TikTok buzzword, Findom! There are more stereotypes than expected and gives us a new perspective on the whole topic! 

Next week we will do a group topic that begins with the letter G. We picked “Gross Standards” and just you wait cause Jade is back and it’s a hilariously chaotic time! 

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Welcome Girlypops! To another episode of your favorite chaotic queens trying to host a podcast. We do have to put a trigger warning on this episode because there are mentions of self-harm, suicide, and eating disorders. The mentions of these sensitive subjects isn’t far in depth or detailed. It is mentioned and kind of “joked” about in a sense that we make light of it because it is so heavy to talk about. We always encourage that you take care of yourself first so if you get to the portion where this is mentioned, and you need to step away or stop listening, or skip ahead then you should always do that. Creating this safe space for others is our top priority and want you to know we care and love you and hope you enjoy the episode regardless! 🖤😊

This week Dev starts us off with her topic she drew last week, Dissociation. Try not to zone out during this one because she brings a lot of stellar information! Jade is next with some of the craziest DoorDash Delivery stories from both drivers and customers! I’m not kidding when I say these reddit stories and messages are… WTF! Kali finishes the episode with talking about Disabilities; specifically the ones that aren’t outwardly apparent! It’s a fact that all three of us could speak on this topic because we are persons with invisible disabilities! And it’s just in time for Disability Pride Month!

Every week is so fun when we bring you a brand new episode of us just absolutely talking about nothing and everything!! We love it even more when we hear from you! Send us your stories, say hi, tell us what you like and don’t like, tell us your least favorite dog breed! Slide in them DM’s is what we’re trying to say y’all!!! But you gotta follow our socials to message us and keep updated on all the happenings at FC headquarters!

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We have another week of the most unhinged gals on the internet! Although Dev tries to fall asleep a few times! *Apologies for so many yawn sounds*! That is until Jade sets her straight a few times! The sass is never ending on set this week.

What's better than sitting with your favorite gals pals and discussing the shit customer stories they've experienced in life!? Emphasis on the SHIT portion of that statement cause it happens way more often than you think! We would love to hear your own customer horror stories! Place them in the comments below!

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