Functional Chaos Podcast

Another Week, Another Episode of Chaos!

This episode is brought to you by the letter, B, and Boy do we have some Bangin' topics to share!

Kali starts us off with her topic, Bandits of History, and she really did find some interesting thieves to share!

Next is Dev giving us a lecture on Body language and she finishes her topic by bringing out the whiteboards!

Jade is here to finish us off with a lighter take on her topic of, Break-Ups! Don't worry there isn't any sad sad this week! Well we hope its not!

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Thank You for Watching and Listening! Until the next Chaotic Monday 🖤!

xoxo 💋 - Kali, Dev, & Jade

Sources:

Bandits - Kali:

Body Language - Dev:

Break-Ups - Jade:

It's the FINAL EPISODE of our very first season!! We have had so much fun trying to figure out our flow and getting to meet our little listening community during the beginning of this functionally chaotic podcasting journey! This week the ice breaker shows to be a little bit of a struggle trying to put foot masks on! Dev starts us off this week telling us facts we didn't know about pterodactyl's and boy do some of them get exciting and confusing! Jade is next to give us 10 exciting facts about porn and some of them are going to shock you! Then, Kali, finishes us off with talking about paradox's! Some of which get insanely confusing so if you know more about them please comment and help us understand!!! Teach Us Help!

There is gonna be a two week break before we start season 2 BUT we will be coming back strong and better than ever! Make sure to follow us on our socials to keep up on all the new new for season 2!

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Thank You for listening!!

xoxo 💋 - Kali, Dev, & Jade

Welcome to another week of chaos! Kali went to the Hospital and tells an absolutely hilarious story of what she encounter while she was there! Jade brings us our intellectual IceBreaker by having us take an IQ test. The results are self-conciousness inducing! Thanks. Anyway, each of the goofy gals will list off some weird, surprising, and old ass laws across the USA! And Jade is actually the only one that is prepared this week, as Dev didn't prepare, and Kali didn't understand the assignment! Obviously this weeks episode is top teir chaos and as always we hope you enjoy!

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Welcome to another week of more topics you probably don't care about but we want to talk about! On this episode of WTF is going on, we have Kali starting us off with 10 amazing cat facts you probably didn't know! Then Dev drops in with some hilarious missed connections around the Portland area from none other than Craigslist! Finishing us off, we have Jade educating us on the shopping cart theory, that tests if you're a good person or not!

As always, we finish the episode off with a letter draw from the red solo cup, although this week is a little different as we also draw the FINAL letter for season one! be sure to stay tuned for next week to see how we bring season one to its conclusion!

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xoxo 💋 - Kali, Dev & Jade

This week Jade brings her co-worker and our self-proclaimed biggest chaos fan, Justine! A perfect guest for this week's topic! We be telling "Karen" stories. Some stories are from the internet but most of them are our own stories from us all working in customer service. If you have any stories you would be okay with us sharing in the future, send them to our email: [email protected]

Our Source:

- https://www.boredpanda.com/people-share-most-karen-things-done-to-them/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

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Have a wonderful Chaotic Monday and Thanks for listening!

xoxo💋 - Kali, Dev & Jade

Another week, another chaotic episode. BUT! This week, things are a little different as we are now on YouTube for your viewing pleasure! You asked for it and we heard you! Please give us a little bit of grace as we try to navigate this new platform and the world of video! We know the quality might be questionable and we appreciate your continued love and support!

It's Dev's BIRTHDAY!! Don't forget to send her a little happy birthday to our fan favorite weirdo! It's a brand new decade for this sassy little Hobbit! Happy 30 Dev! This week Jade starts us off with a little game where Dev and Kali have to guess the most popular "girl" and "boy", E names! Spoiler alert it's a bit of a struggle. Kali is up next to give us 10 facts about Earth Day! Celebrated on April 22nd internationally by Earth conservation activists! Dev finishes us off with a really sad topic for her birthday?!?! What even is that? Anyway, she tells us about some of the most endangered species! Very tear jerking but informative!!We drew next week's letter! "K"! If you have any topic suggestions, please don't shy away from sending us a DM on Instagram and TikTok! Or you can always comment on our YouTube episodes! Again, understand this episode is shaky, but that means they can only improve from here!

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Thank you for listening and have a wonderful Chaotic Monday!

xoxo 💋 - Kali, Dev, & Jade

It's Kali's Birthday!!! But it's also Easter! So Happy Day to both. Easter baskets are a must and even the ladies wear bunny ears throughout this episode! This week on our 'U' inspired episode Kali starts us off with talking about some underground cities around the world. Dev and Jade both chose Urban dictionary but they each took a unique spin on the Urban Dictionary game.

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Thanks for listening you sexy thickums!

xoxo 💋 - Kali, Dev, & Jade

This week's group topic is all about Yahoo Answers; RIP. We take lists of the weirdest, funniest, and most random questions ever asked on Yahoo Answers to share our favorites with you!

Yahoo Answers was launched in 2005 and ultimately switched to a 'read only' platform in early 2021. Over these 16 years there were millions of questions asked and answered from all over the world! Jade even admits to being a "Yahoo Answers Fiend" throughout her childhood!

Did you ever use Yahoo Answers? What kind of questions have you asked on Yahoo Answers?

Sources:

- https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishabassi/questions-people-have-asked-on-yahoo-answers

- https://news.sky.com/story/yahoo-answers-is-shutting-down-here-are-10-of-the-best-questions-ever-asked-12267371

- https://thoughtcatalog.com/clint-conway/2016/07/40-hilariously-dumb-yahoo-answers-questions-that-prove-the-world-is-filled-with-fcking-morons/

- https://justsomething.co/27-hilarious-yahoo-questions/

- https://buzzghana.com/top-50-funny-yahoo-questions-answers/

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Thanks for listening and have an amazing Chaotic Monday!

xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, and Jade