Functional Chaos Podcast

The 3 FC laddies are back together to bring you another chaotic episode! Jade exposes us to mythological creatures from different cultures. Kali educates us about the history of the Menorah and Hanukiah. Dev takes us into the world of food and the medicinal properties they can hold. 

This is a longer episode; we've realized this might be the running trend with us now and possibly into the future. We enjoy just learning, chatting, and BS'ing about anything and everything under the sun; which is the reason we started this podcast. Life can be a struggle. Sometimes it can feel like it's a struggle for no reason and the best way we have found to combat that is just a few hours, making ourselves look a fool just to laugh and escape reality. 

There's no better medicine for the soul that the love of your chosen family and friends. From all of us at Functional Chaos, we hope you have a wonderful holiday season, and if you're not, come hangout with us for an hour and a half or so! We'll either make you laugh, feel exposed, and, although it's never the goal, maybe a little confused or over stimulated. Regardless, we will definitely distract you from whatever you need an escape from. 

From our chaos to yours, 

          Happy Holidays!

Dev is stuck at home with the sickness, so Jade and Kali wing it with quizzes where all the answers start with the letter Z! This episode is much shorter than most other episodes, but the chaos is not lacking this week. Since Dev was sick, the recording had to be moved to a new location, so FC takes the show back to its roots; back at Kali's house with the shitty mic and jammed in a closet together!

Jade tells us about an incident at work where the Fire Dept. needed to be called! 

Kali tries to sound smart with the quizzes she found 1 hour before recording.

Dev has FOMO and recovers at home. BUT is still laughing at how ridiculous J+K are!

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Dev takes gives us a history lesson on Jester's and there are many stereotypes that are corrected about this career. Jade makes us inspired and sad with the story of Juice WRLD's documentary on HBO Max. Kali's end's it all with the funniest Jury Duty stories from the Buzzfeed article, 17 Crazy Things That Actually Happened to People During Jury Duty.

The chaos never stops for us but we get so excited to record these episodes for you all! Be sure to follow us on all our social media's

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We want to hear from you! DM us on IG and let us know what you think and give us your topic suggestions. We are always looking for topics that are requested by our listeners!

Don't miss out on a Shout Out opportunities on our IG story!

Sources:

- https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/annakopsky/im-a-hologram

- Into The Abyss, streaming on HBO Max.

- https://youtu.be/m7F5ioUQLJc

Happy Halloween! Let's cuddle in our favorite Pj's and tell spooky stories we find on the internet! Jade tells of tales of groundskeepers, Kali gives us chicken skin with 2-sentence chills, and Dev cleanses our pallet with sexual horror stories.

We love when you listen, but please be sure to take care of yourself first. If we bring up topics that are triggering for you in any way, shape, or form, we would rather you skip ahead or take a break from our chaos for this week. We'll be back in 2 weeks with another chaotic episode. Promise!

Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@fcpodcast), Instagram (@functionalchaospodcas), and TikTok (@functionalchaospodcast); share your thoughts. We would love to hear from you, topic ideas, like and dislikes, what kind of engagement you want to have.

Sharing with your friend would be pretty cool too! Thank You! 💋

On today's wild ride, the women take you on a journey of cultural hospitality, the tantalizing life of XXXTENTACION, and ends with customer service horror stories from Comca.. Sorry I mean, Xfinity.

There is a trigger warning for this episode as there are mentions of suicidal ideation, violence, and murder. Please put yourself first and take a step away from Dev's topic as it could be triggering for some listeners. We love and understand you needing to take time for yourself and skip this portion of our podcast.

As usual, our chaotic and scattered personalities hopefully can give you a laugh, smile, even a little chuckle would be a win for us. 

We highly recommend watching the documentary on Hulu, Look At Me: XXXTENTACION. It is an emotional roller coaster but a very humanizing one and I think sometimes it's important to look at people through the lenses of the human experience.

We also just launched our social media pages and would love to hear from our listeners. Links Below:

TikTok @functional.chaos.podcast

Instagram @functionalchaospodcast

Twitter @F_Cpodcast

This episode is so incredibly chaotic so good luck keeping up with us as Kali tells fail-tastic bachelorette party stories from a BuzzFeed article, Jade reads our birthday horoscopes from a birthday zodiac book, and Dev gives us a quiz where all the answers start with the letter B (spoiler alert Jade and Kali fumble).

We also have a guest to start the episode off. Kali's best friend, Selena, brings in her burn journal to ask us some questions from it so we can get to know ourselves better.

Enjoy this very off the wall episode. Leave a comment for topic suggestions. Share with your friends and you might as well smash that like button!

Thank You for Listening!

-DJK

Welcome to our first episode in our attempt to make life not as serious and judgemental. Devan giggles through explaining angel numbers, Kali displays her lack of knowledge of astrology, and Jade confuses us with too many statistics about little green men. 

If you want the links to where we got all our information, you could probably find it on the front page of google because that's where it lives.

Please leave us some feedback. We know it sounded not as professional podcasters, but a diamond had to be made; it didn't just happen on its own. 

Welcome to the chaos. We're just getting started.

Today we traverse a new terrane that is the world of PodCasting. As is tradition in the world of amateur Podcasting, we have made an introductory episode for you to listen to.. cause it can only go uphill from here. 

This world is more chaotic that a bull in a barrel and this is just the beginning. Hold on to your skins as we make you laugh, cringe, and laugh some more, being our authentic self and not being ashamed of it.