Functional Chaos Podcast

Happy Chaotic Monday!

Another week of us just being ourselves and basking in the chaos! Jade starts us off with a list of things that are Quick! The things on the list might surprise you and you might learn something new to tell at parties. Kali gives us a list of quirky things humans do and don't talk about! Comment your quirky human things! Dev finishes the episode with a game of Quality or Quantity. The answers from each of us might surprise you or possibly not make any sense. You can play along and type it in the comments below; we'd love to know if anyone agrees with us or not!

We also apologize for anyone with mesaphonia, because we do eat some candy for the icebreaker and you hear a lot of it 🤣 !!

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Sources:

- https://science.howstuffworks.com/10-fastest-things-in-universe.htm

Thanks for listening! Stay Chaotic

xoxo💋- Dev, Jade, & Kali

This week the gals play the Newly Wed Game but friends addition! One at a time, the ladies will stick their hand in an octopus and pull out a question (personal? Probably!). They will then answer the question on their whiteboard while the other ladies guess what the correct answer is! How well do these besties know each other? 

This was so fun to do! And we definitely learned a lot about one another that will bring us closer together or even more convinced that we're just a group of misfits! Let us know if you liked this game because we definitely want to do more of these when we can! Maybe even get questions from you for future games! 

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Thanks for listening!

xoxo 

   -FC 3

This week we decided to drink some adult punch for this episode, per your many requests! Sis, we get pretty silly! Especially Jadey Bean who starts off a bit over buzzed. As a reminder we encourage everyone to drink responsibly!

Dev starts us off with FACTS about her favorite animal.. FROGS! Learning about these adorable creatures both educates and frightens the other ladies! Jade gives us a lesson in FEAR responses! You know the ones; Fight and Flight, but did you know there are 6 more common fear responses because we certainly didn't! Kali finishes us off with a random list of FUN FACTS! Some of them are eye opening and some are eye rolling!

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Thank you for listening, we hope you have an amazing Chaotic Monday and rest of your week!

xoxo

     -The FC3

Souces: 

- https://www.azpetvet.com/five-fun-facts-about-frogs/

- https://onekindplanet.org/animal/frog/#:~:text=Amazing%20Facts%20About%20the%20Frog&text=Frogs%20don't%20need%20to,like%20a%20human%20jumping%2030m

- https://foundationforconsciousliving.org/research-and-more-wisdom/the-four-types-of-fear/

- https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/fight-flight-freeze-fawn-trauma-responses

- https://apn.com/resources/fight-flight-freeze-fawn-and-flop-responses-to-trauma/#:~:text=In%20a%20flop%20trauma%20response,stress%20that%20they%20physically%20collapse.

Inspired by the amazing Podcast Toni&Ryan, we decided that for our 'N' topic we would play a little game called Normal or Nah! We are either the poster children for being normal humans, or we could just straight up be aliens from outer space! We do learn, however, that Jade is possibly more of the neurotypical which is what bring the functionality to our chaotic-ness!

Something you may do yourself, others you might just look at us differently; either way we can't stop being who we are and neither should you. The world can make you feel small, weird, and like you don't belong for things that most people do on a daily basis. We wouldn't judge your humanality, but maybe giggle at them anyway!

Love you all and thank you for the continued amazing support!

Have an Fantastic Chaotic Monday!

- The FC3 💋

We be doing Vocab this week! Dev, Jade, and Kali all bring in 3 words they like with their definitions. They have to guess each others words or definitions in this weeks episode based on the letter 'V'!

Dev, surprises everyone with an additional BONUS word to send us off! Jade, picked 3 words that were historically used in letter writing back when that was popular! Kali, gives us some pretty practical words to use from here to the future!

Thank You all for tuning into this weeks Chaotic Monday Episode!!

Next week we come back for our Valentines Day episode! If you have topic suggestions, comment them on any of our videos on our Tik Tok: @functional.chaos.podcast, and on our Instagram: @functionalchaospodcast .

Jelly Jade is outty this week cause she got the ick! So Dev and Kali take on the challenge of giving everyone a semi-functioning show! Amongst the chaos they were more than capable! Kali gives us some of her controversial Hot Takes! Followed by Dev that gives us a great belly laughs with High Stories!

This episode was recorded early in the morning so there might be some pretty insane ideas about to be heard! 

Dev's Sources:

- https://thoughtcatalog.com/jacob-geers/2015/12/26-stoners-share-their-hilarious-stories-of-shit-they-did-while-high-as-a-kite/

- https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/too-high-flipped

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Thanks for listening and we'll see you next Chaotic Monday!

xoxo - Dev, Jade, & Kali

Game Night!

We've gone weekly y'all!! We are super excited and the best way for us to accomplish this we're going to do a common topic every other week. The other weeks will be individual topics!! 

In saying that, we played a few games: Whose Most Likely? and The Whisper Game! Hope you can keep up with this weeks episode, especially because its the first time Dev is bringing us our Ice Breaker. Follow us on Instagram to play along with us in our story all week long! 

As always, Thank You for listening and Have a great Chaotic Monday!

xoxo - Dev, Jade, & Kali 🖤

It's Jade's BIRTHDAY!!! Don't forget to wish her a happy frickin' birthday on January 17th!

We know the audio sounds very..... questionable, quiet and loud at the same time! Sooooooo sorry. Our Mic was Stolen! XD Just our luck right? Anyway it's a hell of an episode, so if you can get past the audio we promise you definitely won't be disappointed!

Kali starts us off with a little game of Would You Rather? And boy do things get chaotic! Devan's topic this week is worms and we all learn of Jade traumatizing phobia of worms, so that's a hoot and a half (article linked below)! Then, Jade finishes us off with a powerful article (linked below) about some even more powerful women that are alive today! 

Thank You once again for tuning in and we shall see you for our next Chaotic Monday! Bye!

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Links:

- https://wormfarmguru.com/amazing-worm-facts/ 

- https://www.rd.com/list/most-inspiring-women-alive-today/ 

Kali's sister Karli and her best friend, Nyah, are home from college! And here to give you a chaotic new perspective to the podcast! Unfortunately, we have missed Jade this week because of her father passing away unexpectantly. We encourage our listeners to send Jade some love through our Instagram and TikTok pages! Handles Below ↓!

We Love You Jade!!

Dev is enlightening us with a list she's created, of all the things she finds ridiculous, and Kali will teach us (with the most of Dev's Help) how to change your resolutions into manifestations and why this might be the start of the end of resolutions all together.

Disclaimer*

       -We sincerely apologize for the mic popping. Kali is a very loud person and did not have the correct mic this week. Oopsie Poopsie!🙃🤷🏻‍♀️

Thank You for your continued support and if you're a new listener: Hope you enjoyed the chaos!!🖤

Love, The Grand Thickums!

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