Funny Pair

It’s birthday time, pears! In this episode, we’re celebrating Brie’s birthday with an all-out birthday extravaganza! We kick things off by finding our celebrity birthday twins, then dive into a Fantasy Football–style draft featuring celebs who share our birth months. From there, we look back at some iconic pop culture birthday moments from history and wrap things up by designing our dream cakes (and yes, they’re truly the stuff of dreams).

Don’t miss the FPP After Show, where we sing happy birthday to Briahna, plan the themes for our birthday parties, and discover which Kung Fu Panda characters we are — it’s pure birthday gold you won’t want to miss!

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Hello pears! Welcome back to another delightfully chaotic week of Funny Pair! What started as a totally normal plan for an episode quickly spiraled into pure British mayhem. We somehow ended up speaking in accents the entire time, got absolutely swizzled on tangents, and even found ourselves in a discussion over who would be who if we were French fries (or… chips, depending on which side of the pond you’re on).

Oh, and somewhere along the way, we also discovered that Madeleine didn’t actually know what ribs were and bacon is back-on. Don’t ask, just listen.

As always, there’s never a dull moment in the pear orchard — by the end, we may or may not have completely forgotten how to speak like ourselves. Cheers, mates!

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Class is now in session!

It’s the final episode of our spooky Halloween series, and to celebrate, we’re closing things out with another edition of Histor-TEA with Professor Brie. Today’s lesson: the infamous Salem Witch Trials. From how it all began to wild theories involving LSD and witch burnings, we’re diving deep into one of the most chilling (and tea-filled) moments in history. So grab your notebooks and your pumpkin spice lattes — this class might just hex you.

But that’s not all! Our very own student Madeleine has a homework assignment she’ll be presenting to the class — and trust us, it’s one you won’t want to miss. She’s diving into the world of the bizarre “tests” used during the trials… in true Funny Pair fashion, of course. Let’s just say things get creatively cursed.

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This installment of our special Halloween episodes is extra special — because we’re finally together again, in the same orchard! And what better way to celebrate than by diving headfirst into a murder mystery? This week, we’re taking on Death at the Dive Bar, a Hunt A Killer–style investigation that puts us in the roles of FPI: Funny Pair Investigators. Our mission? Uncover who killed the bar’s owner and, of course, figure out why.

The twists, the tea, and the unplanned Funny Pair references make this one unforgettable. So grab your FPI badge, pour yourself a Detective Daquiri, and join us as we crack the case — one clue at a time!

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This week marks episode three in our special Halloween edition episodes— which means we’re officially halfway through spooky season (sadly). To celebrate, we’re packing up our gear and heading out for a campfire edition of Funny Pair! Picture this: crackling fire, sticky s’mores, and two best friends trying to tell scary stories without screaming halfway through them.

From true hauntings deep in the woods to creepy folklore passed down through generations, we’ve got plenty to keep you checking over your shoulder. So grab your blanket, light a candle, and join us for the ultimate camping trip — one that’s equal parts laughs, chills, and burnt marshmallows.

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Halloween episode number two in our spooky series for the month of October takes us back to 1927 — to one of the most chilling true crime cases in Los Angeles history: the kidnapping and murder of twelve-year-old Marion Parker. This shocking case gripped the nation with its twisted ransom plot and gruesome aftermath. Listener discretion is strongly advised, as this episode includes graphic descriptions of violence and autopsies.

But don’t worry — we bring the mood back up at the end with some classic Funny Pair humor! Stick around to hear about our newest obsession with the Hamburger Song and the mysterious new playlist that might be heading your way. Tune in for a haunting mix of true crime chills and our signature laughs in this spooky edition of Funny Pair!

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Murder Ballads:
"Little Marian Parker" By Vernon Dalhart and Carson Robinson (1928): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHTHXZXmlPo

"Little Marion Parker" and "The Fate of Edward Hickman" By Andrew Jenkins (Blind Andy) (1928): 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1QTTypkw-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tziviGEKNgY&list=RDtziviGEKNgY&start_radio=1

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

It’s October, and you know what that means—spooky season is officially here! We’re kicking off a full month of Halloween-themed episodes with something a little lighter: a nostalgic trip through our past costumes. From the ones that still make us laugh to the ones that maybe weren’t our best choices. We’re digging into the highlights and horrors of Halloweens gone by. We also sneak in a very brief but sweet history lesson on candy before wrapping things up with a playful debate about some classic Halloween vibes—because what’s spooky season without a little friendly disagreement?

And of course, it wouldn’t be a Funny Pair episode without things getting a little unhinged. This week, Madeleine unveils her boldest Dracula impression yet, while Briahna’s questionable take on Mort might be the real fright of the episode. Whether you’re here for the nostalgia, the laughs, or just to get into the Halloween spirit, we promise this one’s more treat than trick… though we can’t promise you won’t be a little scared off by our impressions.

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We’re back with Part two of our Disney trip recap! This time we’re covering days 4, 5, and 6 of the trip, plus our journey home. From gorillas that remind Brie of her dad, to Madeleine’s full factory reset via throat punch, to some very questionable backwashing in our shared drink, this episode turned into a “let’s bully Madeleine” kind of thing (all with love, of course). We also try to figure out what in the world Junkanoo is, relive the flight home, and—most importantly—discuss the magic that is the coconut pineapple Dole Whip.

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We’re back! After a week in Disney, we’ve got so much to share with you. From our plane ride down, to our first steps in Orlando, and each magical day in the parks—there’s a lot to cover. That’s why this trip recap will be split into two parts.

In Part One, we’re diving into the first three days: Day 1 – Landing in Orlando, exploring Disney Springs, and catching the Hamilton anniversary in theaters. Day 2 – Kicking off the parks at Hollywood Studios (and rocking our way through the rides). Day 3 – Our first day in Magic Kingdom where, as Mickey would say, “Oh, boy!”—it was pure magic. Sure, our feet were already in excruciating pain, but it was all worth it for that mouse.

Part two is coming soon! Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday!

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Disclaimer: This episode contains discussions of graphic violence, including murders and deaths. Listener discretion is advised.

Welcome back, pears! Today marks our very first Histor-TEA lesson with everyone’s favorite professor—Professor Brie. Grab your pencils, pens, and maybe even some sweet tea, because class is officially in session. Today’s topic? The legendary and bloody feud of the Hatfields and McCoys. From family rivalries to courtroom drama, ambushes, and countless casualties, this tale is as wild as it is tragic. By the end of this lecture, you’ll be schooled on one of the most infamous family feuds in American history.

Of course, no class would be complete without a little challenge. Stick around until the end for a 10-question quiz plus a bonus round—let us know how you scored! 

And just a heads-up, pears: we’ll be taking a short break between episodes while we live out our Once Upon a Time dreams at Disney World. We’ll be back with more laughs, chaos, and stories on 9/24/25. Follow our Instagram to keep up with our Disney adventures, and we’ll see you in a couple weeks!

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Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

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Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981