Funny Pair

In this week’s episode, Madeleine and Briahna dive into their Instagram FYPs (For You Pages) and bring the chaos, comedy, and curiosity straight to the Pear Orchard. The duo kicks things off with a round of FYP roulette, where a dice roll decides how far they scroll before revealing and describing a randomly selected reel. Things take an unexpected turn when they discover “the Blend” feature—Instagram’s way of combining two FYP algorithms—and realize just how similar but different (and hilarious) their feeds really are. Briahna’s FYP is a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, sexual innuendo, and Disney content, while Madeleine’s is a curated mix of healthy recipes, funny cat videos, book recs, and a nice spread of immature humor.

To wrap things up, they play a spirited round of FYP Bingo using pre-prepared boards, with bragging rights on the line. Of all the reels featured in the episode, one is crowned the ultimate standout and honored with this week’s coveted “Pear Award.” From chaotic scrolling to unexpected deep dives, this episode offers a little something for every Pear.

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And a HUGEEE thank you to Toni and Ryan, as well as the TARP community!

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In this episode, we dive into the world of iconic duos and put our own friendship to the test—who’s the Chandler, and who’s the Joey? From animated classics to real-life bromances, we hilariously debate which one of us fits which role in famous pairs like Copper and Tod, Joy and Sadness, and yes… even Kevin Hart and The Rock (complete with our very best impressions). The episode kicks off in France, thanks to Madeleine’s *chef’s kiss* accent, and spirals into laughter from there. We also somehow end up recounting a hilarious tale involving a Big Daddy chocolate cake that has become classic lore in our friendship.

In the FPP After Show, we get into our Disney mode—chatting about what characters our Disney ears and outfits will be based on for our Disney bounding adventure this September. Whether you’re here for Madeleine’s accent, the friendship analysis, or just the cake drama, there’s a little something for every pear in this episode!

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In this episode, we bare it all—literally—as we share the stories behind our scars. From dumb injuries to near pass-out moments in the kitchen fails, we cover the full spectrum of scar-worthy moments. We also dive into the more serious stuff—like the time a surgeon slit Briahna’s throat (medically, of course) and the unforgettable moment Madeleine basically mooned a doctor. 

You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might reevaluate your own clumsy history. We talk about childhood accidents, cysts in very unfortunate places, and why our bodies are slowly turning into treasure maps. It’s weird, it’s vulnerable, and of course, it’s hilarious. Come for the oversharing, stay for the dramatic reenactments. Scars may fade, but this episode is unforgettable.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

Content Warning: This episode contains graphic medical descriptions that may be unsettling to some listeners. Proceed with caution (and maybe not while eating).

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Get ready for another wild ride of random questions with your favorite dynamic duo! This episode kicks off on a surprisingly deep note as we question the foundations of our friendship—do you even like me?—and try to figure out what we’d say if one of us pulled a full-on soap opera memory loss. (Spoiler: It’s probably not what you’d expect.) But don’t worry, things quickly spiral into classic Funny Pair chaos as we get into the truly important debates—like how to properly eat a sandwich, and news flash, we don’t agree.

Then, just when you think we’ve peaked, we dive into some philosophical brain-benders. Would we actually help in a bystander situation, or just freeze like a couple of confused potatoes? And of course, we couldn’t resist getting tangled in the age-old conundrum of the Ship of Theseus (which sounds fancy but we definitely made weird). Equal parts heart, humor, and hypothetical hot mess—this episode has it all.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This weekend was stacked with holidays, so naturally, we celebrated all three—Harry Potter Day, Star Wars Day, and Cinco de Mayo—in one chaotic, magical, intergalactic episode. First up: Harry Potter. We did a deep dive into our old Hogwarts house results (still Ravenclaws, obviously—brains AND baddies), explored our Patronuses, and then retook the tests to see if life had changed us. Spoiler: Madeleine may be in identity crisis mode. Then came an entirely improvised Harry Potter murder mystery, featuring a tragic loss (RIP Daddy Draco). We followed that with a quiz to test our wizarding knowledge... and Briahna got promptly humbled.

Next stop: Star Wars. We took a lightsaber color quiz (big personality moment), then sorted random Star Wars characters into Hogwarts houses because why not mash up fandoms while you're already deep in chaos. Another quiz followed—and let’s just say we wouldn’t survive Jedi training. To round everything out, be sure to stay tuned for the FPP After Show, where we re-lived that iconic night we got a little wasted at a Mexican restaurant and decided an escape room was a good idea.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We’re back with Part 2 of our two part special edition episode! This time, we continued our conversation with writing our own short stories inspired by an Instagram video prompt—because who doesn’t want a side of romance in a mystical realm? Maybe we should be authors!? Both of our tales take you on wildly different adventures, but somehow still include drama, love, and a touch of “OMG I’m literally crying right now.”

Then we shift gears for a quick(ish) catch-up on A Court of Wings and Ruin—yes, Briahna still hasn’t finished the last 150 pages, but we couldn’t resist a little recap. She recorded 20 minutes of audio notes during her reading sesh so Madeleine could react in real time. It’s unhinged. It’s passionate. It’s exactly what you'd expect from us. 

SPOILER ALERT: We do talk spoilers for ACOWAR and the ACOTAR series in general, but we promise to yell about it loudly when it’s coming so you can skip ahead if needed. Protect your ears, pears.

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

It’s our very first Special Edition episode—recorded in the same place, at the same time, with the same chaos. When we’re together, the tangents multiply like wild bunnies, and this episode is proof. We kick things off by surprising each other with fun facts that even we didn’t know about the other, leading to some shocking reveals (drama camp? math club? life-saving heroics??). Then we dive into the strange, hilarious, and slightly concerning things living in our recent search histories. From celebrity white parties to octopus mating habits, no topic is safe. 

We couldn’t fit everything into just one episode, so this is Part 1 of 2. Be sure to follow us on Instagram to find out when Part 2 drops! Come hang out with us, count the tangents, and soak in the mayhem of us being in the same room at last.

Stay tuned for part 2, and new episodes every Wednesday! 

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Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!

If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

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Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Once a Barbie girl, always a Barbie girl. Get ready to gallop straight into peak 2000s nostalgia with us — sparkles, drama, bad CGI animals and all. We each secretly picked two childhood faves to rewatch, then showed up armed with chaotic plot summaries, fun facts, and our favorite memories surrounding the films. 

Between royal identity swaps, island singalongs, and more dancing princesses than we could count, it’s safe to say the glitter hit the fan. We handed out crowns for favorite characters, swooniest love interests, sassiest sidekicks, and more. Then finally, we did the impossible — we ranked them (please don't come for us!).

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!

If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

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Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the world of ultimate embarrassment—the kind that haunts you at 2 AM and might just deserve its own origin story. From childhood chaos to adolescent horror, we’re digging through the vault of moments we wish we could forget. 

Things get a little unhinged when we create super-powered alter egos based on our most mortifying memories. We also reveal some confessions in our “we listen and we don’t judge” segment—though we might raise an eyebrow or two. 

Expect a sprinkle of delusion, some deeply unserious self-reflection, and the occasional fantasy realm daydream. Come for the secondhand cringe, stay for the secret identities. Trust us—this is one episode you don’t want to miss... unless you’re the lifeguard on duty that day.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!

If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

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Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

You may be entitled to compensation… for the psychological damage of this episode. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the steaming tea of our most traumatic work stories—complete with chaos, confusion, cluckin' chickens, and banana-scented betrayal. From bodily explosions (yes, that kind) to getting sick over nail clippings, these tales left permanent scars—and maybe a laugh or two. Trust us, you’ll never look at Laffy Taffy the same again.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!

If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

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Our Handles:

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Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981