Funny Pair

Last time, we got way too deep exploring our personalities, so naturally this week we decided to do the opposite and record a drunk episode. That’s right—today’s chaos is powered by a game of Truth or Drink. We kick things off on topic, but after about 8–10 shots, let’s just say the coherence fades and the tangents start flying.

What starts as a structured game quickly devolves into the two of us blurting out whatever comes to mind, with absolutely no filter. From 12-year-old boy humor about flatulence to Briahna exposing what Madeleine does that drives her nuts, and even oversharing about our shower routines—nothing is off limits. If you’re ready to hear two drunk girls spiral into hilarious nonsense, buckle up—this one’s a doozy.

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

No, this episode has nothing to do with the true definition of metastasize—and everything to do with how unhinged we are. Don’t worry, you’ll get the newest, totally official Urban Dictionary definition in the FPP After Show. For now, we’re diving headfirst into something we’ve been obsessed with for ages: personalities. If you’ve ever wondered what makes people tick—or just want to laugh at how accurate (and sometimes brutal) personality breakdowns can be—this one’s for you.

We kick things off with the Enneagram test, which assigns you a number 1 through 9 to uncover your values, fears, and core motivations. Things get deep, fast. From there, we switch gears to the Myers-Briggs 16 Personalities test, seeing just how well it really lines up with who we are. And to top it all off, we unleash ChatGPT on ourselves for the ultimate roast session, where our personalities get shredded in the most despicable way possible. It’s raw, it’s hilarious, and does anybody know who VIB-G-YOR is?

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Enneagram Test: https://enneagramtest.com/ 

Myers-Briggs Test: https://www.16personalities.com/

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We’re kicking off our brand-new series, Wandering the World Market, by hopping over to Greece—no passport required! We’ve got the basics covered: fun facts you didn’t know you needed, a messy and tea filled Olympic origin story full of ancient drama, and a peek into the culture that gave us philosophy and fierce Gods with attitude.

But we’re not stopping there. We’re diving fork-first into drool-worthy Greek food, talking fashion that’s equal parts ancient Goddess and modern chic, and pointing out the must-visit spots that’ll have you googling “cheapest flight to Athens” before the episode’s over. Basically, it’s a Greek getaway… minus the jet lag.

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In this National Friendship Day inspired episode, we’re putting our bond to the ultimate test with a series of challenges to test if we truly are best friends.

Round 1 kicks off with a classic bestie quiz—but let’s just say... we might need a refresher on each other’s lives (oops). Then, in Round 2, we attempt Memory Pictionary—drawing some of our most iconic moments and trying to guess what the heck the other is talking about. It’s chaotic. It’s hilarious. It’s us.

Finally, YOU, our lovely pears, picked the last challenge: the Friendship Mixtape Battle. We each picked songs that represent our friendship, and the other had to guess the track to score a point. Grab your bestie, tune in, and test your own friendship along the way!

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

We're back, Pears! Season 2 kicks off with a feral deep dive into KPop Demon Hunters — the newest movie that somehow manages to be equal parts savage, spicy, and socially relevant. From jaw-dropping fun facts and stats, to demon heartthrobs and unexpectedly heavy themes, we’re breaking it all down.

But of course, it wouldn’t be Funny Pair without a few chaotic tangents. Toward the end, we spiral completely out of control thanks to some truly unhinged fanart we stumbled across (and absolutely needed to discuss). And just when you think we’ve reached peak feral… the after show says, “Hold my boba.”

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In our season 1 finale, we’re taking you on a wild ride through the winding pathways of our imaginations, carried by a magical fairy guide deep into the world of Disney & Pixar’s Inside Out. 

We’ve built our very own personality islands, from Faith Island to Dreamscreen Island to Maker’s Island, and more. Each one reflecting the quirks, passions, and chaos that live rent-free in our brains. As always, we end with a classic Funny Pair tangent that spirals beautifully off-course into all kinds of randomness (you know the drill).

This episode is a long one—perfect for splitting up over the next couple weeks while we take a short break. We’ll be back soon with a brand-new season full of laughs, stories, and maybe more magical fairy flights.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

In celebration of the 4th of July, we're putting our patriotic pride to the test — literally. This week, we take on a U.S. history quiz to determine, once and for all, who’s the better American. It's best out of 10, and things get competitive fast. Along the way, we spiral into tangents (of course), tackle questions like “What is the economic system of the United States?” and “What year was the Declaration of Independence written?” — and by the end, we're neck-deep in conspiracy theories. Because what's more American than that?

Light a sparkler, grab a hot dog, and get ready to laugh (and maybe learn?) as we fumble through facts, question our knowledge, and salute the chaos of American history.

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This week on Funny Pair, we're stepping into the chaotic, dramatic, and oddly relatable world of Reddit’s “Am I the Drama?” stories. From baby names to bridesmaid drama to brutal honesty about stinky feet, no topic is too off-limits for us. We’re giving our Funny Pair takes on stories like: is it wrong to refuse naming your baby after your dying soon-to-be sister-in-law? Or what about cutting a bridesmaid from the wedding party—too harsh or totally valid? And yes, we even talk about confronting your partner about their less-than-fresh feet. 

We’ve picked a wide range of stories that had us laughing, gasping, and debating what we’d do in each situation. Some of these takes may be unhinged, but we stand by them. As always, things get a little wild in the FPP After Show, where we say something so ridiculous we end up wheezing from laughter. Drama? Check. Opinions? Check. Absolute chaos? Always.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togethah today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dream! 

In this special edition episode, we’re celebrating love, chaos, and happily ever after. Funny Pair’s very own fox, Madeleine, is celebrating her 3 year wedding anniversary TODAY! Naturally, we had to bring on our very first guest: Madeleine’s husband, Tyler. We dove deep into their magical Disney proposal by the wishing well, and then straight into wedding planning.

From favorite memories to laugh-out-loud mishaps, it’s a full-on trip down memory aisle. Tyler and Madeleine also spill the truth about marriage: the good, the weird, and the “should you even do it?” real talk. Whether you’re single, engaged, married, or just here for the beans, this one’s for you. So grab your popcorn for this rom com, warning, it gets a little sappy.

This episode is dedicated to Madeleine and Tyler. We would not be here today without wuv. Wuv, twoo wuv between these two. Twoo wuv will follow you forevah, so tweasure your wuv, Madeleine and Tyler, always. Happy anniversary! <3

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

This week on Funny Pair, we put our judgment hats on and asked the age-old question: is it normal… or nah? From oddly specific hygiene habits to bold public behavior choices, we gave our unfiltered takes on what’s socially acceptable and what is definitely not. Of course, we couldn’t stay on track if we tried—each “normal or nah” took us on a wild detour into unrelated territory. By the end of the episode, we had somehow managed to cover fart spray, shrimp, and a scenario that may or may not have included vehicular crime (don’t worry, we’re fine).

We made the faces, we screamed the opinions, and we questioned everything. If you're into chaotic debates, questionable life choices, and the kind of laughter that makes you wheeze, this episode is calling your name. Buckle up—it's one of those.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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Don't worry pears! I know we have been behind on doing our weekly updates. We are still around and still plan on posting, we will just have a weird schedule so be sure to follow us below to stay up to date!

If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

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Our Handles:

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Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981