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Gather round the fireplace, beardos, because the stockings aren't the only things that are hung in this episode. Joe, Jay, and Anthony have each selected traditional Christmas stories... and re-wrote them, Beards & Sundries style. So get your hot cocoa ready and send the kids away, while we regale you with this special holiday episode.

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Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/

Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith

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The Beards & Sundries Book of Holiday Erotica: A Christmas Romance by Jonny Boyle

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Preclosing music: Elf Culture by Roo Walker

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Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good Folks

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