This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re asking the eternal question: are horror movie victims actually dumb… or would we make the exact same boneheaded choices while running through the woods in the dark? Spoiler: one of us is tripping, one of us is screaming, and one of us is already dead in the opening credits.

In the second half, we get brutally honest about how we’d survive in a horror flick (or, more accurately, how we wouldn’t). Would we outsmart the killer, or die trying to grab snacks on the way out? Place your bets.

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After the break, we chat with our beloved Beardos before Anthony challenges us to a game of Name That Horror Franchise — where his clues are just vague enough to be useless.

🎧 Tune in for screams, laughs, and the kind of survival plans that would get us all killed in the first 15 minutes.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, Jay is back from his big gay European adventure and ready to spill all the tea — from cobblestone chaos to international wine goggles. He even dishes out his best survival tips for long-haul flights (spoiler: none involve crying in the airplane bathroom, but it’s implied).

Our sponsor this week is BS Lingo™ — the only language app that teaches you essential phrases like “Where’s the wine?” and “No, I will not clap when the plane lands.”

After that, we check in with listener emails before Joe tortures us with a game of Guess That In-Flight Food Price. $12 for a bag of chips? Sounds about right.

All of this while Jay is still fighting off jet lag, which only makes the chaos better.

🎧 Tune in for exhausted laughs, overpriced snacks, and questionable travel advice.

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Beardos, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have been on individual fitness journeys and as a result, they've found themselves shopping for new outfits more often. A task gay men notoriously hate... this week in the break room, we're talking about some of our favorite styles and what all Jay is going to be wearing (or not wearing) on his cruise! Join us for a scantily clad discussion as we attempt to stay on subject during yet another lunch break in the Beards & Sundries Market.

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Beardos, in a shocking turn of events at the market, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have produced an episode that is, dare I say, empathetic towards children. You won't want to miss this one, if only to revel in the fact of our near caring about tiny humans.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re venting about doctor appointments — the waiting rooms, the bills, the mystery pokes and prods — and of course, Jay’s medical adventures that somehow veer into territory no HIPAA form could prepare you for.

Proudly sponsored by The Beards & Sundries Free Clinic™ — because nothing says “quality healthcare” like a clipboard, a coupon, and three gays with stethoscopes... and a weird rash.

We also play our new favorite game: Name That Doctor Nobody’s Ever Heard Of!

As always, it’s unhinged, it’s messy, and it’s exactly what you signed up for.

🎧 Tune in for medical chaos with zero co-pay.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re raging against life’s tiny annoyances — the petty little inconveniences that shouldn’t matter but somehow ruin our whole vibe. Jay even gets a little intimate with a story that… well, you’ll just have to hear it to believe it.

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We also hear from listeners before Joe drags us into a round of Smash or Pass: Fair Food Edition — because the Minnesota State Fair is coming, and someone has to judge whether deep-fried butter is sexy or just a crime.

As always, chaos reigns, laughs are loud (RIP Jay’s decibel meter), and you’ll wonder how we’re still allowed microphones.

🎧 Tune in and embrace the nonsense.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we turn the spotlight (and the shade) on ourselves — because honestly, white people are out here acting real unhinged. From pumpkin spice addictions to clapping when the plane lands, we roast our own people with love… and just a dash of embarrassment.

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Of course, the usual chaos persists: tangents that go nowhere, jokes that go too far, and the kind of ridiculousness you’ve come to expect from three bearded gays with microphones.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re diving into the nightmare fuel that is toxic coworkers. You know the ones — the “we’re all family here” types who think free pizza makes up for unpaid overtime. In the second half, we flip the script and imagine just how spectacularly awful we could be as coworkers ourselves… purely for revenge, of course (HR, this is a joke).

After a quick word from our very nutritious sponsor Booger Bandit Cereal™ — part of a complete breakfast— we dig into listener content and then stir up drama straight from Reddit’s Am I The Asshole. Spoiler: sassy gays + messy strangers = the gossip feast you didn’t know you needed.

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This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing. 🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos, and questionable condiment choices. ✨ Hungry for more? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll replace your mayo with Miracle Whip and make you say “please pass the All Fruit” in public.

This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing.

🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos, and questionable condiment choices.

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💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll replace your mayo with Miracle Whip and make you say “please pass the All Fruit” in public.