Grab your golf balls and check your grip! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are heading out to the green for an episode entirely dedicated to the sport of golf.

The boys discuss their personal love-hate relationship with the game. Sure, it’s an absolute nightmare for environmental resources, but is there anything better than getting entirely buzzed on a golf cart in the afternoon sun? We think not. Plus, things get highly suggestive as the crew unpacks the art of a good swing, a solid stroke, and how much whacking is too much whacking.

Inside Episode 3:

• Teeing Off: Our unfiltered thoughts on playing golf, driving golf carts, and day-drinking on the fairway.

• The Eco-Trap: A hilarious breakdown of why golf courses are terrible for the planet, despite being so damn fun.

• Beardo Check-In: We hear from our incredible community and read your latest listener updates.

• The Crumbl Intermission: Why we are skipping Crumbl Corner this week (blame Joe and Anthony’s chaotic travel schedules forcing a double-recording day!).

• Jay's Masterclass Game: Jay steps up to the tee to test Joe and Anthony's knowledge with a fast-paced, trivia-packed golf game.

Whether you're a scratch golfer, a miniature golf champion, or just here to watch three gay bears make an exhausting number of stroke jokes, we’ve got you covered.

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Are those wedding bells or just the Major Arcana acting up? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are breaking down the biggest pop culture event of the year: the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding at Madison Square Garden!

Inspired by America’s new royal wedding, the boys are diving deep into all things wedding culture—from the gaudy to the gorgeous, and the absolute nightmares of planning a ceremony. Plus, the crew puts on their detective hats to play a game of listener profiling, speculating on which of our Beardo's MIGHT be swifties...

Inside Episode 2:

• Wedding Culture Breakdown: The boys discuss gay weddings, straight weddings, and the chaotic traditions we love to hate.

• Crumbl Corner: We dive back into the cookie box for another intense weekly sugar review—cue the "Biscing Off" jokes.

• Anthony's Studio Game: Anthony takes the reins with a lovely, highly competitive new game to close out the night.

If you’re here for unhinged queer humor, millennial pop culture hot takes, or just want to hear three gay bears make an offensive amount of Biscoff-themed puns, hit play!

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• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries

• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast

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The cards have been dealt, Beardos! Welcome to the Season 9 premiere of Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast hosted by three gay millennial daddies—Joe, Jay, and Anthony. This season, we are trading our video game controllers for the occult as we kick off our official Tarot and witchcraft theme!

In this unhinged season premiere, the boys peer into the crystal ball to forecast our summer plans, including high-octane watersports, chaotic kitchen experiments, and summer cooking adventures. Plus, we introduce a hilariously explicit, sexually suggestive sponsor that sets a completely wild tone for the rest of the season.

Inside the Season 9 Premiere:

• The Major Arcana: We break down our new witchy theme and what the tarot cards hold for the future of the pod.

• Summer Forecast: Daddies in the wild—discussing our upcoming summer plans, cooking, and outdoor activities.

• Beardo Check-In & Crumbl Corner: We catch up with our amazing community and risk a sugar-induced emergency reviewing this week's cookie lineup.

• The Weekly Game: The crew steps up for a lovely, competitive new studio game to close out the premiere.

Whether you are here for the unhinged queer humor, millennial pop culture hot takes, or just a front-row seat to three gay bears losing their minds, pull up a chair.

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Episode 24 the FINALE: It’s the grand finale, Beardos! We’ve reached the end of the line for Season 8, and we’re dedicating this entire episode to the art of the finale. We dive into iconic pop culture endings and draft a list of everyday nuisances we wish would just end already.

Inside the Season 8 Finale:

• Intro Shoutouts: We break down two viral videos that completely set the tone for today's show.
• The Final Beardo Check-In: Saying goodbye to our listeners for the season with one last mailbag.
• Crumbl Corner: We risk a sugar-induced medical emergency with our final cookie review of the season.
• The Custom Boss Battle: Jay steps into the ring and completely clears the field in an epic custom encounter.
• The End Game: Joe introduces a brand-new game designed to close out the year, but a few clever tricks at the finish line ensure a spectacular win for Jay.

Thank you for listening to Season 8! Stay subscribed so you don't miss our return for Season 9!

Episode 23: It’s time for Pride & Parody. This week, the boys celebrate Pride Month with their signature brand of unfiltered comedy and a heavy dose of straying completely off-topic.

Highlights include:

• Mary Planners Panines: A special word from our sponsor about the wonders of microwaveable Italian sandwiches with questionable intentions.
• Beardo Check-In: We read and listen to the latest submissions from the best audience in podcasting.
• Crumbl Corner: Breaking down this week's bakery lineup.
• BEARDOPARDY!: Jay steps into the host seat with a game platform he built himself. The irony is thick as the crew, who used to roast Jay for his timing, completely falls apart under his new strict schedule.

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Episode 22: We’re sorry, Gen Z. It’s a somber but hilarious realization this week as the guys look at the youngest working generation and realize we owe them a massive apology. We break down the traits we love to make fun of, only to admit that Millennials and Boomers created the exact landscape they are surviving in.

Highlights of this episode:

• The Apology Tour: Why Millennials need to take accountability for the timeline.
• Beardo Check-In: We play and answer the latest messages from our listeners.
• Crumbl Corner: The weekly cookie deep-dive with the boys.
• The "No Cap" Game: Jay hosts a game testing our knowledge of Gen Z vocabulary. From rizz to skibidi and everything in between, we discover just how old we really are.

Put on your baggy jeans, grab a high-calorie cookie, and join the generational peace treaty.

Episode 21: This week, we’re dealing with the heavy stuff... and the messy stuff. We open the floor to discuss the existential crises hanging over our heads, only for the tone to completely derail when Jay confesses to a nighttime accident that inspired this week’s lovely title.

Highlights include:

• The Meaning of Life: Navigating existential dread in 2026.
• Freddy Pooper: Jay’s dream
• Beardo Community: Reading letters from the listeners who keep us sane.
• Crumbl Corner: Reviewing the latest cookie drop.
• The Mandela Effect: Anthony plays a game that completely shatters our perception of history and pop culture.

Breathe through the existential dread, check your sheets, and hit subscribe!

Episode 20: Jay’s been be-bitched, and nobody is safe. This week, we’re dissecting Jay’s recent bad mood and lightheartedly pointing the finger at one of our own listeners for casting a hex on the studio.

Highlights include:

• The Mood Ward: Exploring why Jay is vexed and how we’re handling it.
• Bad Driving Confessions: We expose ourselves and the dumbest mistakes we’ve ever made on the road.
• Crumbl Corner: The weekly cookie review. Will it sweeten Jay’s disposition? Only time will tell.
• The Itinerary from Hell: We play a game where we design the most miserable, chaotic, stress-inducing trip possible for a member of the Beardo community.

Grab your nose-twitching skills and join the madness.

Episode 19: Show us your aspics! This week, the boys talk sweets, but the episode quickly devolves from a classy debate on international desserts into a deep dive into the absolute horror of vintage meat aspics.

Highlights include:

• The Dessert Debate: Our thoughts on global treats and sugar rushes.
• Beards & Sundries: A special message from our sponsor and their massive barrel of rainbow sherbet.
• Beardo Check-In: Catching up with the best listener community in podcasting.
• Crumbl Corner: Breaking down this week's cookie menu.
• The Rage Game: We play a game designed to push Anthony's buttons, and it works flawlessly.

Grab a spoon, bypass the savory Jell-O, and subscribe, hoes!

Episode 18: Grab a glass of Boyd’s Famous Lemonade and bear with us—this one is a wild ride. This week, we’re reflecting on our past lives as professional drinkers, sharing stories that prove we’re lucky to be here today.

Highlights of the chaos:

• Drinking Histories: We look back at the nights that shaped us (and the ones we can't remember).
• Technical Meltdown: Joe battles his setup in real-time, making for a truly "authentic" listening experience.
• Toasting the Random: We raise a glass to the things we love, the things we hate, and everything in between.
• Crumbl Corner: We review this week's lineup, including the Cookies & Cream Cheesecake.
• Beardo Check-in: Reading your listener mail and keeping the community alive.

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