Beards & Sundries

Episode 14: We’re getting literary—sort of. This week, the crew discusses "Salt, Fat, Ass and Heat," a deep dive into our reading habits, Joe’s extensive cookbook collection, and the childhood stories we still remember.

Highlights include:

• Literary Trauma: The books we were forced to read in school that we still haven't forgiven.
• Page to Screen: Our definitive stance on book-to-movie adaptations.
• Crumbl Corner: The weekly sugar report you know and love.
• Beardo Check-in: We hear from our listeners about their own reading (or non-reading) habits.
• Horror Mad Libs: Anthony leads us through a terrifyingly funny Mad Lib that proves we shouldn't be allowed to write fiction.

Whether you're a bookworm or just here for the "Ass and Heat," pull up a chair and join the club.

Episode 13: STOP THE PRESSES! This week, we are exposing the "Masculine Masquerade." We’re taking a deep dive into the world of sports, hobbies, and traditions invented by straight men that are—let's be honest—just an excuse to be gay for one another.

Today’s Top Stories:

• The Masquerade Exposed: From contact sports to bromances, we track the history of "straight" male bonding.
• The Recruitment: The crew chooses which masculine hobbies they’d actually participate in.
• Jay’s Invention: Is baseball too long? don't worry... Jay cut it shorter
• Crumbl Corner: Joe delivers the weekly cookie report with his signature detail.
• The Big Game: We play a game defining the real motivations behind habits like Fantasy Football and "Saturday is for the boys."

Get the full scoop on the most hilarious conspiracy in gender history.

Episode 12: The boys are back in town after a one-week hiatus of pure chaos. This week, we’re tackling the "Biggest Snowflake" ever—and we aren’t just talking about the weather. We discuss the erratic Oklahoma March storms and Jay’s harrowing romantic retreat to Colorado that left him without power, fighting hurricane-force winds, and channeling his inner Little House on the Prairie.

Highlights include:

• The Comeback: Why we disappeared last week and what we learned.
• Jay’s Airbnb Horror: A new beau, a cold house, and no electricity.
• Crumbl Corner: Our most negative review to date. These flavors were a choice.
• The Weather Game: Jay brings the facts to see if the boys know their "Derechos" from their "Dust Devils."

It’s been a week, it’s been a month, and we’ve got a lot to vent about. Subscribe, bitches!

Get your Raye Dunn mugs, Stanley cups, and Target gift cards ready beardos... this week we are talking all things white people. From mild takes, like white people having low spice tolerance, to wild takes, like white people having no spice tolerance, this episode has it all! (if "it all" is white people related)

Episode 10: How do you react when your date's "assets" aren't what you expected? This week, the crew dives into the world of cringe-worthy bedroom experiences, including Jay’s unfortunate encounter with a "concave butt."

Highlights of the episode:

• Cringe Confessions: We share the moments we wish we could erase from our memories.
• Beardo Gaming: Recapping our massive GTA 5 Online session with listeners.
• Jackbox Night: Details on our upcoming Discord Game Night happening late this March—don't miss out!
• Sound Board Cringe: We play a game featuring the most irritating, skin-crawling sounds known to man.

Whether you're here for the gaming updates or the "butt-hurt" stories, this episode is a tingle-free zone.

Episode 9: We’re kink shaming you right into the bedroom this week. In our most "transparent" episode yet, the crew opens up about what goes on behind closed doors. We talk about everything from the logistical nightmare of food in the bedroom to the psychological allure of uniforms, and some things that are definitely not FCC-approved.

This week’s highlights:

• Bedroom Fashion: We select "appropriate" kinky attire for one another.
• The Dainty Dom: Why Jay’s specific brand of dominance is the funniest thing we’ve heard all season.
• Guess That Kink: A game where we try to identify the world’s weirdest fetishes.
• Beardo Mail: Our listeners share their own "kink-shame" worthy stories.

Inspired by the legendary satire of The Onion, this episode is 100% NSFW but 200% hilarious.

Episode 8: We are "Gooning for Jay" this week as we celebrate a life-changing milestone. Jay officially had his final cancer checkup following his 2020 diagnosis, and we’re reflecting on the journey, the perspective it’s given the whole crew, and why every day is a win.

Also in this episode:

• CRUISING...the clean version: Jay breaks down his recent vacation and why everyone needs to get on a boat.
• Beardo Check-in: We read through your latest listener emails.
• Crumbl Corner: Joe treats the weekly cookie reviews like a top-secret government mission. It’s intense.
• 80s Smash or Pass: We’re looking back at the biggest movies of the 1980s and deciding who stays and who goes.

It’s an episode full of heart, heat, and high-calorie cookies.

Get your sweatbands on, grab your two pound free weights, and get those knees UP, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about their gym experiences. From abusive old men, to men with tree trunks for legs, to women whose bob wigs aren't fooling anyone, we really hit every muscle group in our work out repertoire.

Beardos, you may have been hearing a buzz on the "lamestream" media about the alleged Jon Reilly "Christmas Album", but we are here to tell you that it's all fake. It's just the liberal media trying yet again to make baseless and foundless accusations about the Beards & Sundries Market (the greatest market, some say) to gain clout. Don't let this HOAX distract you from the wonderful conversation our hosts Joe, Jay, and Anthony bring to the table this week!

Season 8, Episode 5: Oklahoma got hit with 8 inches of snow, and we’ve officially developed Cabin Fever. This week, we discuss the struggle of being trapped inside during a historic January freeze and why we suddenly felt the need to re-watch Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever.

Highlights include:

• The Great Snow-In: How we handled the Oklahoma winter blast.
• Movie Review: Literally only talked about PANCAKES!!!
• Beardo Check-in: Your messages kept us alive.
• Crumbl Corner Live: We taste-test this week’s "delectable" Crumbl flavors on-air. We give you the unfiltered truth about the sugar rush.

Pour some hot cocoa (or something stronger) and hunker down with us.