Beards & Sundries

Survey says: absolute chaos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take a trip down television memory lane to talk all things game shows. From classic retro buzzer-beaters to modern daytime madness, the boys spiral down a rabbit hole of hilarious hypotheticals, dream contestant setups, and our favorite returning sponsor!

Plus, the mystery deepens! We address our infamous ghostwriter who has been sneaking into our inbox, and we finally pull out the Tarot cards for a high-stakes reading to answer the ultimate burning question: who in the world is Tammy Shaw?! And to top it all off, we review the viral square-shaped Minecraft Crumbl lineup (Joe hates it, of course, while everyone else builds an empire) and play a wild studio game where Jay is completely, utterly lost.

Inside Episode 10:

• Game Show Nostalgia: Our favorite game shows, trivia obsession, and host horror stories.

• Sponsor Comeback: Welcoming back one of our all-time favorite ridiculous sponsors.

• Unmasking Tammy Shaw: The cards don’t lie—a Tarot reading to reveal who Tammy Shaw actually is.

• Crumbl Corner (Minecraft Week): Reviewing the pixelated Minecraft cookie drop—why Joe is in full hater mode while the crew loves it.

• Jay’s Confusion Game: Anthony and Joe unleash a studio game that leaves Jay fighting for his life.

Grab your buzzer, shuffle your deck, and hit play for unhinged queer banter and Southern pop-culture nonsense!

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This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony tackle the chaotic world of baby names. Jay airs all his grievances against kids born in the 2000s—specifically how every name sounds entirely identical despite having 47 unnecessary vowels and rogue apostrophes.

Plus, Anthony experiences an on-air structural catastrophe by completely destroying a chair in true Jackie-from-Roseanne hysterical fashion. We wrap up the chaos with an eerily accurate Tarot reading for Jay that will give you chills, alongside our weekly cookie deep dive and listener updates.

Inside Episode 9:

• The 2000s Name Roast: Why every modern millennial and Gen-Z name sounds identical and chaotic.

• The Chair Incident: Anthony suffers a catastrophic furniture failure mid-recording.

• Beardo Mail: Checking in with our community and answering listener messages.

• Crumbl Corner: Breaking down the latest cookie lineup with zero filter.

• Jay’s Tarot Forecast: A Season 9 reading that turns out to be shockingly, scarily spot-on.

Hit play for unhinged queer comedy, furniture casualties, and three gay bears reading the room (and the cards)!

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Clench your fists and buckle up, bitches! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern healthcare.

It all starts with Anthony’s dramatic, ordeal-level doctor's appointment, leading the boys down a dozen unfiltered rabbit holes about their own wild medical encounters. Then, we take a deep dive into the ER archives to investigate the most outrageous, unbelievable items doctors have had to extract from people’s butts (yes, really). Plus, Joe enters maximum hyperfocus mode during our weekly sugar review, and we analyze Anthony’s actual lab results. We skipped the game this week because this episode is packed to the absolute brim!

Inside Episode 8:

• Anthony’s Medical Drama: The full, dramatic breakdown of Anthony's doctor appointment nightmare.

• Doctor’s Office Rabbit Holes: Wild clinic stories, weird bedside manners, and medical chaos.

• ER Hall of Fame: We review real, mind-boggling cases of foreign objects stuck up patients' butts.

• Beardo Mailbag: Checking in with our community and answering listener messages.

• Joe’s Crumbl Hyperfocus: A high-intensity, deeply serious review of this week’s cookie menu.

• Anthony’s Lab Work Breakdown: The boys give their unqualified medical breakdown of Anthony’s blood work.

Hit play for unhinged queer medical banter, ER foreign body lore, and three gay bears who definitely shouldn't be giving health advice!

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Did you order a blowout or did you get a bl*wjob on live television? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are unpacking the viral QVC slip-up heard 'round the world before diving headfirst into two of our favorite topics: juicy cheeseburgers and unhinged Karen encounters.

Inspired by live TV chaos, the boys rate their favorite burger joints, break down what makes a truly elite cheeseburger, and share ridiculous stories about entitled Karens in the wild. Plus, we’re back with an absolutely unhinged, wild sponsor that will make you question our marketing standards.

Inside Episode 7:

• The QVC Blowout Debacle: Our hilarious breakdown of the live TV slip-up that broke the internet.

• Cheeseburgers & Karens: Ranking top-tier burgers and sharing our best (and worst) customer service nightmare stories.

• Sponsor Spotlight: A completely wild, NSFW sponsor break you won't see coming.

• Beardo Community Mail: Catching up with our favorite listeners and community updates.

• Crumbl Corner: Back at the tasting table to review this week’s cookie lineup.

• Joe’s Custom Studio Game: Joe takes the wheel to host a brand-new, hilariously chaotic game for Jay and Anthony.

Grab a burger, keep your hair intact, and hit play for an hour of pure queer comedy and Southern banter!

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Did it actually happen in 2020, or did your brain just mash all of lockdown into one giant fever dream? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are taking a nostalgic, hilarious, and slightly traumatic trip back to the COVID-19 pandemic.

The boys look back at how they survived lockdown, the weird hobbies they actually enjoyed, and the utter chaos they hated. Plus, we play the ultimate alternate-universe game: what life-changing cultural trends and habits would look like today if COVID never happened!

Inside Episode 6:

• Lockdown Relived: The best, the worst, and the downright bizarre moments of our COVID quarantine days.

• The Alternate Timeline: We debate what wouldn't have changed in society if 2020 never happened.

• Beardo Check-In: Answering listener mail and catching up with our favorite community.

• Crumbl Corner (Dirty Soda Edition): We taste-test the bizarre "Dirty Soda" cookie menu—from Dirty Soda Tres Leches to Shirley Temple cookies.

• Anthony's 2020 Game: Anthony puts our memory to the test with an eye-opening game where we guess if major events actually took place in 2020.

Hit play for unhinged queer humor, nostalgia, and three gay bears losing their minds over carbonated baked goods!

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Everything is bigger in Texas—including our list of complaints! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take aim at the Lone Star State. We break down the very few things we actually like about Texas, and dive deep into the long list of things we absolutely cannot stand.

Plus, this week's episode is brought to you by our questionable new sponsor: "Pink Gun"—because nothing says self-defense like targeted gender marketing.

Inside Episode 5:

• The Texas Roast: We break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of the Lone Star State (spoiler: mostly the ugly).

• Sponsor Spotlight: A hilarious look at "Pink Gun"—the ultimate firearm for ladies who want a little glam with their bang.

• Beardo Mailbag: Hearing from our amazing community of listeners.

• Houston Tarot Reading: Pulling cards to see what spiritual forces await Jay on his upcoming trip to Houston.

• Crumbl Corner: Back at the table to review this week’s cookie lineup.

• The Texas Double-Header: We cap off the episode with TWO full studio games dedicated to Texas trivia and lore.

It’s a full-on Southern hootenanny you definitely don't want to miss!

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Wash your produce and buckle up, Beardos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are tackling the latest health panic sweeping the news: Cyclosporiasis. The boys dive into the hype around this parasitic stomach bug and openly question how much Big Pharma and Big Diet are pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Speaking of questionable dietary choices, our "official" sponsor this week is none other than the iconic Taco Bell Diet. Plus, the guys give a quick, well-deserved shout-out to Curry Barker and Cooper Tomlinson for their hit horror movie Obsession—kudos to those boys!

Inside Episode 4:

• Parasites & Conspiracy Theories: Breaking down the Cyclosporiasis hype and questioning Big Pharma & Big Diet.

• Taco Bell Diet Sponsor: Lettuce Help You With Your Wight Loss Journey

• Movie Night: Our quick takes on the horror film Obsession.

• NSFW Studio Reveal: Unveiling some spicy, explicit new artwork from our resident artist Aaron.

• Crumbl Corner: Reviewing last week’s absolute disaster of a cookie lineup.

• AI Game Night: Anthony brings out a brand-new, surprisingly competent game built entirely by ChatGPT.

Hit that SUBSCRIBE button right now—unless you want to risk the Cyclosporiasis curse!

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Grab your golf balls and check your grip! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are heading out to the green for an episode entirely dedicated to the sport of golf.

The boys discuss their personal love-hate relationship with the game. Sure, it’s an absolute nightmare for environmental resources, but is there anything better than getting entirely buzzed on a golf cart in the afternoon sun? We think not. Plus, things get highly suggestive as the crew unpacks the art of a good swing, a solid stroke, and how much whacking is too much whacking.

Inside Episode 3:

• Teeing Off: Our unfiltered thoughts on playing golf, driving golf carts, and day-drinking on the fairway.

• The Eco-Trap: A hilarious breakdown of why golf courses are terrible for the planet, despite being so damn fun.

• Beardo Check-In: We hear from our incredible community and read your latest listener updates.

• The Crumbl Intermission: Why we are skipping Crumbl Corner this week (blame Joe and Anthony’s chaotic travel schedules forcing a double-recording day!).

• Jay's Masterclass Game: Jay steps up to the tee to test Joe and Anthony's knowledge with a fast-paced, trivia-packed golf game.

Whether you're a scratch golfer, a miniature golf champion, or just here to watch three gay bears make an exhausting number of stroke jokes, we’ve got you covered.

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Are those wedding bells or just the Major Arcana acting up? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are breaking down the biggest pop culture event of the year: the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding at Madison Square Garden!

Inspired by America’s new royal wedding, the boys are diving deep into all things wedding culture—from the gaudy to the gorgeous, and the absolute nightmares of planning a ceremony. Plus, the crew puts on their detective hats to play a game of listener profiling, speculating on which of our Beardo's MIGHT be swifties...

Inside Episode 2:

• Wedding Culture Breakdown: The boys discuss gay weddings, straight weddings, and the chaotic traditions we love to hate.

• Crumbl Corner: We dive back into the cookie box for another intense weekly sugar review—cue the "Biscing Off" jokes.

• Anthony's Studio Game: Anthony takes the reins with a lovely, highly competitive new game to close out the night.

If you’re here for unhinged queer humor, millennial pop culture hot takes, or just want to hear three gay bears make an offensive amount of Biscoff-themed puns, hit play!

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The cards have been dealt, Beardos! Welcome to the Season 9 premiere of Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast hosted by three gay millennial daddies—Joe, Jay, and Anthony. This season, we are trading our video game controllers for the occult as we kick off our official Tarot and witchcraft theme!

In this unhinged season premiere, the boys peer into the crystal ball to forecast our summer plans, including high-octane watersports, chaotic kitchen experiments, and summer cooking adventures. Plus, we introduce a hilariously explicit, sexually suggestive sponsor that sets a completely wild tone for the rest of the season.

Inside the Season 9 Premiere:

• The Major Arcana: We break down our new witchy theme and what the tarot cards hold for the future of the pod.

• Summer Forecast: Daddies in the wild—discussing our upcoming summer plans, cooking, and outdoor activities.

• Beardo Check-In & Crumbl Corner: We catch up with our amazing community and risk a sugar-induced emergency reviewing this week's cookie lineup.

• The Weekly Game: The crew steps up for a lovely, competitive new studio game to close out the premiere.

Whether you are here for the unhinged queer humor, millennial pop culture hot takes, or just a front-row seat to three gay bears losing their minds, pull up a chair.

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