Hello, Booty Gang—and light the candles (but maybe not all at once), because it’s Dr. Carlton’s birthday week. That’s right: Dr. C officially wades into his mid-50s with grace, perspective, and just enough self-reflection to make aging look amazing!

While Dr. Carlton reflects on what it means to level up another year, Dangilo balances the vibe by revisiting his own historically cursed birthdays. He shares a drunk San Antonio story. The joys of drunk girls.

The guys also weigh in on the Las Culturistas drama, applying their signature blend of pop-culture literacy, emotional intelligence, and “we said what we said” energy. Is it serious? Is it learning opportunity? Is it both? Absolutely.

Then it’s back to the heart of the show: your questions, your chaos, your butts. One Booty Gang member writes in about rods—hemorrhoids, to be clear—and yes, Dr. Carlton puts the doctor back in doctor. Another listener asks about throat pain, and let’s just say: anatomy is discussed, assumptions are challenged, and no one leaves without learning something.

We also get a Pig on the Prowl story involving a FedEx delivery guy whose package delivery may or may not have gone exactly as intended. Logistics were involved. Timing mattered. Boundaries were… flexible.

Plus, the guys toss a few more things onto the ever-growing list of “69 and a Half Foot Pole”—topics and behaviors they would not touch, approach, or acknowledge, even with legal counsel present.

They close it all out with the Love Language of the Week, because despite the mess, the mayhem, and the midlife milestones, this podcast is still about connection… and maybe a little self-awareness.

Aging happens. Birthdays disappoint. Packages get delivered.

And somehow, BUTT HONESTLY keeps getting better. 🎂🍑🎙️

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Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY, where the champagne is flat, the takes are spicy, and the butts remain undefeated.

This week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo ease you into the New Year the only way they know how: with questionable emails and a new segment. We kick things off with a Booty Caller who has an STI testing question that spirals quickly into “am I doing this right or just confidently wrong?” territory. Then, a Booty Gangster writes in wondering whether his attraction is authentic… or accidentally offensive. (Spoiler: intention matters, but so does listening.)

Things really heat up at the “Horse Market–sized.” Two hot dads, one inbox, and more context than anyone asked for—but we read it anyway, because of course we did.

The guys also recap the holidays and ring in the New Year . Then—because the internet is a cursed place—Dr. Carlton and Dangilo unpack the U.S. government’s list of the 25 worst things stuck up people’s bums in 2025. Educational? No. Memorable? Unfortunately, yes.

Plus, the debut of a brand-new segment: “69 and a Half Foot Pole,”

We wrap it all up with the Love Language of the Week, because after all that… everyone deserves a little tenderness.

New year. Same podcast. Same warning: listen responsibly. 🍑🎙️

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Hello, Booty Gang—and welcome to the final episode of 2025. Light a candle, clench your cheeks, and settle in, because Dr. Carlton and Dangilo are closing out the year exactly how they started it: honest, messy, and deeply invested in your personal business.

This week’s inbox is stacked. We’ve got a Booty Gangster with questions about butt plugs and lube, a listener trying to escape a truly tragic situationship (thoughts and prayers), and an end-of-year update from Trampage—proving once again that some storylines deserve a season finale. Plus, your READY SET CONFESS submissions are serving equal parts chaos, courage, and “you probably shouldn’t have texted that.”

The guys also recap their holidays, reflect on what they’re manifesting for 2026 (growth, boundaries, and maybe better choices), and help Dangilo San Antonio —help wanted, dignity optional. There’s also a spirited dive into the Heat Rivalry, because nothing says year-end reflection like sports opinions you didn’t ask for.

As always, they wrap things up with their Love Language of the Week, sending you off into the new year slightly wiser, significantly gayer, and emotionally moisturized.

Thanks for riding with us through 2025. Same cheeks, new year. 🍑✨

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Another vintage Bald and Bingeable, originally released on 04/20/2021, this is the first time Dangilo and Doctor Carlton ever talked on pod and you can hear the impotence for what eventually became BUTT HONESTLY. In this episode Dangilo brings you in on one of his favorite bingeable TikTok Creators, Doctor Carlton, a gay gastroenterologist (aka. G.I. Doctor) that knows the medical side of things but is no stranger to anal sex himself. Dangilo asks "The Butt Stuff Doc" about how it feels to wake up to 1 million views and 50k followers after his simple video tackling the taboo topic of BUTT SEX blew up overnight. The LOWER LEVEL segment has Doctor Carlton answering some of Dangilo's friend's and follower's questions like, "How much should I douche before butt sex?", "Is there an anal pap smear?" and even how hot the water should be when cleaning out. They round out their talk with the doctor's favorite binge: RuPaul's Drag Race and discuss the RU-union and the top 4 girls of Season 13.

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Hello, Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY. This week’s episode is equal parts medical mystery, holiday chaos, and “please don’t call your doctor like that.”

We’ve got a Booty Gangster dealing with an unexpected and unwelcome reaction to DoxyPEP (because sometimes prevention comes with plot twists), a text from someone who drained their nut and somehow still got burned, and a listener who tried to call Dr. Carlton directly after last week’s episode. Sir… this is a podcast, not urgent care.

The guys also recap Dangilo’s annual holiday party—where the drinks were flowing, the outfits were dazzling , and the memories are… fuzzy at best. Dr. Carlton gives us an update on his YEZTUGO shot, because nothing says festive like injectable science and side effects.

It’s holiday cheer. It’s informative. It’s lightly confrontational. And it’s exactly why you listen.

As always, the episode wraps with the Love Language of the Week, because after all that everyone deserves a little tenderness.

Hit play—your butt will thank you. 🍑

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This week, the guys trade in medical charts and moral compasses for something far more important: the Grindr Year in Review. That’s right — it’s time to go Bold, Bald & Bingeable as Dr. Carlton and Dangilo unwrap the messiest, thirstiest, and most “we need to talk about this” stats of the year.

Who’s on top? (And yes… we mean statistically.)

Which Grindr trends made the naughty list?

And perhaps the most humbling question of all… how many album shares did you rack up this year? Be brave. Be honest. Be slightly ashamed.

It’s data-driven debauchery, holiday edition — equal parts festive, pop-culture candy, naughty fun, and deeply revealing. There will be gasps. There will be group chats exposed. There will be cities that absolutely need to answer for their sins. And yes… there will be team pride.

So pour a drink, lock your phone, and join the boys for a year-end wrap-up that proves once and for all: numbers don’t lie.

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This week, we’ve got double the douching drama with two Booty Gangsters, two emails, and two very different approaches to cleaning out — one listener is curious about tea tree oil (the tingle is implied), while another proudly reports finding a brand-new method that finally works. Innovation is alive, well, and happening… in the bathroom.

We also saddle up for a fresh D-PIG on the Prowl story, because absolutely no public space is safe from chaos. In GIMME HEAD-Lines, we talk about World AIDS Day — and why not everyone is exactly being respectful about it — plus RFK Jr. somehow enters the chat and wants you to take his load. We wish we were kidding. We are not.

Dangilo gives us the theatrical tea on “Wicked for Good” and Working Girl: The Musical, while Dr. Carlton survives — and recaps — his very own Emergency Thanksgiving, and dental kinks.

And as always, they wrap it up with their Love Language of the Week, because after all that talk of tea tree, politics, and plumbing… we needed grounding.

Strap in, flush wisely, and press play — it’s another classic Butt Honestly ride.

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This week, the guys unpack a few very spicy follow-ups from last episode, including one Booty Gangster who wants to know if he’ll be OK after… well… putting it back in his mouth (we’ll let you guess what it is). There’s also a voicemail from a listener with a personal question aimed straight at the hosts — and yes, it gets intimate.

Plus, we’ve got a Pig on the Prowl story involving workplace chaos, bagels, and a whole lot of sitting. Let’s just say HR would not approve.

Dr. Carlton and Dangilo chat about their upcoming Thanksgiving plans. Dr. C gives us the 411 on YEZTUGO,

Stick around till the end for their Love Language of the Week, served warm, tender, and with the emotional maturity of two men who definitely didn’t just spend 45 minutes talking about buttholes.

Tune in, loosen up, and let’s get into it — Butt Honestly style.

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Hello, Booty Gang! Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—your weekly reminder that therapy is expensive but oversharing on a podcast is free.

This week we’re serving up a classic Butt Honestly episode, just the way you like it: no guests, no safety net, just your two favorite butt boys and a mountain of Butt Dials and Booty Calls.

We’ve got two PEP situations—one from a female listener and another from a gay guy—proving that sexual health knows no gender, but the drama? Oh, honey, it ALWAYS delivers.

Then we hear from a listener in India who absolutely destroyed his throat for the cause, and we cap it off with a voicemail from some of Dangilo’s straight female friends… which means chaos, confusion, and at least one question nobody saw coming.

Dangilo recaps his San Antonio adventures (yes, the Alamo AND the men), while Dr. Carlton beams with pride over his daughter’s stunning New York debut—finally, a wholesome moment to balance out all the filth.

And of course, they wrap it all up with their Love Language of the Week, because after everything we just covered… yeah, you’re gonna need a little aftercare.

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Hello, Booty Gang! Welcome back to another juicy, jam-packed episode of BUTT HONESTLY—your 18+ reminder that sometimes the cheeks clap louder than the applause.

This week, it’s a CRAM JAM SESSION of epic proportions — we’ve got some Gimme HEADlines, a few Ready Set Confess moments that’ll make you blush through your earbuds, and maybe even a question or two that’ll leave you… clenched.

BUTT FIRST — everyone, put your junk in the trunk because this week’s guest is queer royalty. We’re talking about the Brooklyn-born, globe-trotting, glitter-slinging, sass-serving icon himself — Jonny McGovern! From his days as The Gay Pimp to making us scream “HEY QUEEN!” and hosting the cult-favorite Gayest of All Time (now on Patreon), Jonny has been the patron saint of poppers, punchlines, and perfectly-timed pelvic thrusts.

He’s here to spill the T, spin some tracks from his brand-new album Man Areas, and talk all things queer culture, comedy, and creative chaos with Dr. Carlton and Dangilo.

So grab your headphones, adjust your rhinestones, and get ready for a ride that’s equal parts fabulous, filthy, and full of feeling. And as always, they finish off the episode with their Love Language of the Week—because after all that kiki, we could all use a little aftercare.

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