Beards & Sundries

Episode 4: Alcohol may be needed for this episode... let the roasting commence. We’ll be honest—we lost the plot on this one. What was supposed to be a cozy talk about snow days quickly devolved into Jay’s dating life, a Crumbl Cookie intervention with Anthony, and a lot of pre-show cocktails.

Highlights of the chaos:

• Relationsips: Our "sponsor" segment featuring a drunk lady giving relationship advice that will probably get you blocked.
• The Beardo Community: We catch up with our listeners before things get too weird.
• ASMR Roasting: The main event. We whisper-roast each other in high-definition audio. It’s the most uncomfortable (and funniest) game we’ve played to date.

Whether you're snowed in or just looking for a laugh, pour yourself something strong and join the mess.

Episode 3: It’s Millennials vs. Boomers in our most chaotic generational breakdown yet. This week, we discuss the "crimes" of our generation, from our obsession with 2006 nostalgia to the habits we refuse to give up. We also tackle the "Cream Pie" debate that went completely off the rails and offer a hint of s*x education for the confused.

Highlights include:

• SNL Clips: as usual... we reference several
• Millennial Hills: Why we’re defending skinny jeans and side parts to the grave.
• The Elderly Senator PSA: A comedic look at the "Gerontocracy" in our government.
• Beardo Check-in: Reading listener mail and catching up with the community.
• The Game: We attempt to build a website designed specifically for Boomers (with maximum confusion guaranteed).

Grab a snack (maybe not a cream pie) and join the chaos.

Season 8, Episode 2: Strap in for a journey through pop culture chaos and road rage. This week, we discuss the viral resurgence of Sylvia Browne (Honey, the land!), our latest obsession with Crumbl Cookies, and the exciting world of dash cam drama and bad drivers.

We also take a trip down memory lane with The Sims (again), revisit those iconic Miracle Blade knife infomercials, and head to the gym—mostly just to talk about it. We wrap things up with a classic game of MASH and a questionable reading from our sponsor, Joe Brown, TV Psychic.

Topics covered:

• Stranger Things
• The truth about Crumbl Cookies reviews.
• Why everyone on the road is a bad driver, except us of course.
• Sylvia Browne memes and psychic predictions.
• The Sims 4 thanks to user content
• Miracle Blade knives and "As Seen On TV" nostalgia.

In this Season 8 premiere, the Beards & Sundries crew dives into Level 8-1 with a deep dive into retro gaming nostalgia. We’re talking about The Sims, Sim City, and Roller Coaster Tycoon while looking ahead to the massive GTA 6 2026 release. As a top-ranked LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, we also tackle the weird intersection of AI and the bottled water industry.

In This Episode, We’re Chatting About:

🎮 Retro Gaming Nostalgia: Why we’re still obsessed with Sim City and 90s tycoons.

🚗 Grand Theft Auto VI: Our wild 2026 predictions and reminiscing on our GTA 5 online glory days.

🤖 The AI Debate: Why is Jay contributing to water usage matching the bottle water industry

🥤 International Love: A special shoutout to our new "Beardo" family member across the pond!

🧠 Millennial Memory Vault: Can we survive our own pop culture trivia game?

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Timestamps for the Game-Jumpers:

00:00 – Welcome to Level 8-1!

09:48 – Season 8 Game Theme Discussion

13:05 – We just got back from the New Year and already trashing each other

18:30 – Remember old seasons

23:30 – Millennials just remember their gaming days

35:34 – Our Crazy Predictions for 2026

44:37 – Beards & Sundries Cart (the awful remake of Mario Cart)

48:37 – Hello to our Listeners! thanks for writing in!

01:12:00 – Game Time!

01:28:27 – Rate us and Subscribe!

It’s the Season 7 finale of Beards & Sundries, and we’re officially slamming the Burn Book shut. This week, we look back on the year, reflect on what worked, what didn’t, and what we’re hoping to bring into the new year when we return January 4 with Season 8 — because get ready for 8-bit of fun.

Thankfully, we’re ringing in the chaos with the return of our most iconic sponsor yet: 88.8 The Butt™ New Year’s Eve Extravaballsa Fartsa — louder, dumber, and absolutely unnecessary… just the way we like it.

After the break, we hear from listeners who’ve been along for the ride this season, then wrap things up with a very on-brand game: revisiting 2025’s episode titles to see if we can even remember what the hell we talked about. Spoiler: we cannot.

It’s reflective, ridiculous, and the perfect sendoff to our Mean Girls era.

🎧 Thanks for sitting with us this season — we’ll see you January 4.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we fully surrender to Christmas chaos. In the first half, we break down our very specific (and very strong) opinions on Christmas music — what belongs on repeat, what gets skipped immediately, and what should absolutely not be played in public settings.

In the second half, we take a nostalgic turn and revisit some of our old commercials (growth is optional), then try to guess which unhinged songs would be blasting on 88.8 The Butt — our sponsor this week with their Christmas Month Radio Show Special. It’s louder, dumber, and somehow more festive than ever.

After the break, we hear from a ton of listeners this week, then wrap things up with a game to determine who our true top top is, courtesy of Spotify Wrapped exposing everyone’s listening habits.

It’s chaotic, loud, and full of holiday nonsense — exactly how Christmas should be.

🎧 Tune in, grab the aux, and prepare to argue about holiday music.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re taking a joyride straight back to the 2000s — a simpler, weirder time when Jeff Dunham, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and dial-up internet had us all in a chokehold. We unpack the chaos of early comedy, questionable fashion, and just how feral online life really was back then.

Jay also spills a little family drama (because what’s nostalgia without trauma?), and naturally, things spiral into full-blown laughter from there.

Our faithful sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt™ — the morning radio show that refuses to quit, just like your favorite pair of bootcut jeans.

After the break, we hear from listeners who proudly have us as their top podcast on Spotify Wrapped (you’re our people ❤️), then roast our own Wrapped results — because apparently, we have no taste and no shame.

🎧 Tune in for nostalgia, nonsense, and noise levels that would’ve crashed a 2004 Dell desktop.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re going full investigative journalist — minus the credibility — as we talk true crime and the strange obsession the world (and us) has with it. From wild theories to real-life mysteries, nothing is off-limits… except maybe our search history after this episode.

In the second half, we dive deep into the JonBenét Ramsey case, which means chaos, speculation, and way too many inappropriate jokes.

Our totally legitimate sponsor this week? Garottes to K*ll Anthony™ — the only product guaranteed to shut Anthony up... permanently.

After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before wrapping things up with a game that somehow turned into an actual crime. (No worries — the statute of limitations has probably expired.)

🎧 Tune in for conspiracy, comedy, and crimes we definitely didn’t commit.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we get real — like, actually real — as we dive into constructive criticism, self-awareness, and learning how to handle ourselves (and each other) a little better. It’s part therapy session, part comedy show, and somehow still a mess… but in the best way.

We even open up about a real moment of discourse in our friendship — how we handled it, what we learned, and why talking it out (on a mic, obviously) works better than bottling it up.

Of course, it’s not all tears — there’s still plenty of laughter, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and the glorious return of our favorite sponsor: 88.8 The Butt™ — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Therapy.

After the break, we read some heartfelt (and hysterical) messages from our Beardos, discover that Jay desperately needs new glasses, and wrap it all up with a short but eye-opening game inspired by the day’s news.

🎧 Tune in for feelings, fart jokes, and a side of emotional growth — Thanksgiving edition.

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This week on Beards & Sundries, things get real spicy as we talk all about sex — the good, the bad, and the “how did I even pull that off?” From our wild younger days to how age changes the game (and the stamina), nothing’s off limits.

In the second half, we dive into our kinks — and yes, it’s every bit as chaotic, hilarious, and questionably educational as you’d expect. There’s at least one thing we probably shouldn’t have said on record.

Our sponsor this week? Jay’s Kink Demonstration™ — a fully clothed, poorly supervised educational experience in dominance… and confusion.

After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before ending the show with a wild round of Never Have I Ever, where things get personal fast and our moral compasses officially retire.

🎧 Tune in for laughs, blushes, and stories that could never air on network TV.

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