Episode 12: The boys are back in town after a one-week hiatus of pure chaos. This week, we’re tackling the "Biggest Snowflake" ever—and we aren’t just talking about the weather. We discuss the erratic Oklahoma March storms and Jay’s harrowing romantic retreat to Colorado that left him without power, fighting hurricane-force winds, and channeling his inner Little House on the Prairie.

Highlights include:

• The Comeback: Why we disappeared last week and what we learned.
• Jay’s Airbnb Horror: A new beau, a cold house, and no electricity.
• Crumbl Corner: Our most negative review to date. These flavors were a choice.
• The Weather Game: Jay brings the facts to see if the boys know their "Derechos" from their "Dust Devils."

It’s been a week, it’s been a month, and we’ve got a lot to vent about. Subscribe, bitches!