Here's how I ordered at Subway the other day: "Ummmm, hi yeah, ummmm do you, do you guys still ummm have those ummmm veggie patties, ummm the things that are vegetarian options umm, yeah? You do? Ok, hi. Ummm yeah then I'd like to order uhhh that ummm on white bun, a white bun? Bread? Italian...umm whatever the white bun is called. What do you call it? White buns?.....ummmm yeah can I get the veggie patty heated up with cheese or no? Or is that not...wait, ummmm...."

And we hadn't even moseyed on over to the vegetable section yet.

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