Gal Talk

what's your favorite part of the show? do you like it when we say goo-goo and ga-ga? or is it... do you like it when i feed you milk and change your diaper? wipe your rashy bum? wait, hold on. i'm thinking of a different show. nevermind.

i'm serious about this folks, you gotta start switching out your favorite bands with nickleback. they aren't a good band, no, no no no, don't deceive yourself into thinking such things. however, whatever music you listen to right now is probably the same hot trash all of us get fed, pumped through breathing tubes as we struggle to recognize true artistic expression. so while that is true, and it's all SZA this, and Lizzo that, you may as well light up a menthol cigarette, turn on "Far Away", and just vibe.

we're out here, on the plains of africa, discussing literature. have you heard of the man who hung himself? he was very sad, not like you guys are sad, but in a different way, because it was about consumerism. "we're watching too much tv!" he said. it was a different time. it was the eighties. he didn't know about internet pornography yet. 

oh, how to describe an episode. to use words like a man using a hammer to... to hammer nails into various woods. i'm building a boat, and i'm going to sail out to sea, where no one can call me gay or tickle my privates.

this episode is too hot for podcasting, it might just combust (cum-bust? anything there?) so only give it a listen if you're cool and don't give a H-E-double hockey sticks. 

it's the christmas episode! so draw a blanket near, roast a chestnut... chestnut? that sounds awesome. what did you want for christmas? i asked for peace on earth, so no playstation for me.

i guess it's a film show now. write in for more topics if you hate lengthy discussions about the joker movie, because that's all we got. i've seen one film and it was "barney: the last stand" so prepare to hear a lot about that.

you don't have to say it. his audio is quieter than mine, and it's because he insisted on using a "special boy" microphone instead of the one i purchased at best buy. so it's his fault, not mine. if you can, enjoy the show. if not, then i guess go find a murder podcast to listen to this week. something about how a lady gets stabbed or something. 

watcha going to do when they comin for you? this is some classic guy on guy action, something you snowflakes might not be ready for, what with your woke pepsi and fred armisen documentaries. what did we talk about? oh, now who wants to know? look who's asking who all the questions.

that's right folks, i finally busted positive for covid. it's a sick one, but we manage to talk about ambition, some f*cking documentary we saw, and the age old question "are the kids alright?"