Gal Talk

a lot of soiling ourselves on this episode, be forewarned. mostly pee-pee, but not an insignificant amount of ca-ca, as well. it's a well rounded show, we try to hit all angles of the political spectrum. as we're speaking now, i'm here sitting with a gatorade bottle strapped to my ding-dong, filling it to the brim with neon blue. some people - doctors - call it a "disease", that requires "immediate surgery," but you and i know that's just the medical industry - privatized healthcare! - trying to get another dime out of my p*nis.

let's do a documentary about my balls, and we'll call it "tom hank's big movie", and if each of us pitches in, i'd say we could do it for an easy 4 or 6 million. we'll cast a litany of chinese actors, really go for that oscar trifecta. we'll get tom hanks, he'll do anything, and we'll doll him up, make him chinese-lookin, you know what i'm talking about, the old mickey rooney special. only this time, instead of an offensive stereotype setup to heighten the glam of a new york style fantasy of a sad white woman not living her best life imaginable, it's exclusively about my balls.

and i say unto you... my bum is leaking thy stinky liquid by virtue of illness... oh lord, dear god, how i pray to thee that my consequences strip not my interior lining, butthole delivered, but rather erupt from my throat as chunk... chunk unto you, chunk unto me, chunk unto everyone... for we are in the land of thick ladies and heavy-set boys, deficient of nutrition, unless thy be organic...

sharks, i have a proposition for you, it's a new invention called socialism, and it's where i get a sloppy kiss from a fat wet mouth. i've never... look i've never "technically" read marx, and i've never "had sex", but i feel like these are antiquated conceptions of history and life, you can basically assume based on cultural derivatives. am i gay? well, you'll just have to invest and find out!

are you curious about what we talked about? well then go ahead a give it a listen, pal. i'm not your momma, sucking on my big beautiful liberated breasts, my fat feminist titties, all so you can get you some milk! what is milk, anyway? you guys ever think about that? what the what? just a bunch of white water we were told is good for our bones? don't tell me you believe that. don't you sit here and go telling me you believe that when you ain't even sucked on no titties. anyway, what was i saying? just listen to the show, everything will be explained.

i've been thinking a lot about... like, capitalism. how like, it's so bad and makes everything so stinky, pee-u, gross. amazon? how about you put my anxiety in a box and ship that somewhere else! huh? you guys know what i'm talking about? how about you do a little prime shipping on my butthole

the last couple episodes i tried using that AI stuff to write the description - you know that stupid whatever that's supposed to be better than all human achievement? - and let me tell you, i feel like i could do a better job in my sleep, getting sucked off by a couple sheep, covered in honey and blood. you guys ever have those dreams? sound off in the comments about whether or not your dreams are like that. or do you just dream about like, a weird room and your mom is there, but also you're at work, and now it's a different dream where you're getting your wiener slobbed off by a sheep, again? 

One person mentions that they usually don't wear a condom and the other person refers to it as a black gamble and jokes about going home with $100. They then discuss the importance of learning more about vaginal illness, especially for men who participate in sexual activities. The conversation then turns to hormones and how they relate to reproductive health and the person jokes about having to stop being gay in order to learn more. The conversation then ends without any definitive conclusion.

The conversation begins with a warm welcome, setting the tone for the show. They then move on to discuss the thing in the news, which happens to be a Chinese balloon. None of them know the details of the situation, but it's apparently been shot down. Even with the news about the Chinese balloon circulating, it's clear that none of them have any opinion on the matter. They joke about it and finish the conversation by reassuring everyone that no one has any clue what's going on.  In the conversation, the speaker talks about the statistic that 8 out of 10 Americans have an unfavorable opinion of China, and how they don't think they are part of that statistic. They don't have enough information to form an opinion on China and they try to stay away from the news as much as possible. They also mention that it is hard to distinguish between mild propaganda and fact when it comes to China and Russia. They also mention that they do like a lot of Chinese products and find them to be cool. 

it's the twentieth episode! what a cool milestone, so cool and good. granted, neither of us knew during the recording that it was, in fact, such a cool and good milestone, so the result is what you might call a "regular episode," if not a bit "lack-luster." how about, how about instead of lack-luster it's crack-buster? like a 1950's bugs bunny detective who's out there busting crack crimes? or maybe it's a drug dealer who simply goes by the alias crack-buster... crack-buster keaton? surely you aren't still reading this...just listen to the episode already.