The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part Two has come and gone and hunni it did not disappoint. Andy holds Kyle’s feet to the flame over she who shall not be mentioned. Jennifer Tilly eats on stage - a first? - and reminds us how rich she is. Speaking of rich, Kathy Hilton reminds us why she should not be crossed. Garcelle becomes more annoyed at the Diamond Holders by the minute. Erika says very little, so little that we wonder if this is the foreshadowing which has led to her exit rumors next season. Sutton and Dorit face off in an epic showdown which reminds us how low brow it apparently is to live on a main f’ing road - even if it is in Bel Air, being called poor is apparently worse in Bev Hills than being called a see you next… and that Dorit is seemingly the only person on stage that is not afraid to call people out while simultaneously amusing Andy Cohen all within the course of a few sentences. In other news, Garcelle has not texted Kyle back, may never speak to anyone from this cast ever again and prepares to walk off in as dramatic a fashion as possible next week as the season concludes. Sutton looks ahead to a season without Garcelle and more cast shakeup rumors arise which need to be broken down separating lots of true facts from insane fan fiction. 

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