This week, Gavin and David and going bi, we try and figure out how to talk about 9/11 to your kids, we debrief about our first week in school, Gavin depresses us with more companies bowing down to anti-DEI pressure, we rate the top 3 things that keep us up at night, and David isn't the only bear in the woods as he goes gay camping. 

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This week, David's Mom is vibes, Gavin buys his daughter's love, it's a last week of daycare and a first week of middle school, we rank the top 3 most satisfying sounds, and this week we are joined by geolocater and TikTok megaladon Jose Monkey who talks to us about online security for parents, why Tom Lennon called one of his videos "the funniest thing he's ever seen," and David admits that he has a major crush on Jose Monkey's alter ego, Chad.

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This week, we learn lessons in parenting from the democratic national convention, David sees a nipple on an airplane, and so does his 5 year old, we try and figure out if they're gay dads or just waiting for their wives, and this week we are joined by acclaimed interior designer (and multi-hyphenate of many artistic abilities) Michael Angelo Stuno to chat with us about dealing with teenagers, his experience with the foster to adopt system, and that no, he's not a crime-fighting ninja turtle.

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This week, we can't believe it but Gavin met our listener, we can believe that David rants about the cost of birthday parties, we try and figure out how to travel with kids better, we rank the top 3 ways we are MAGA, and this week we are joined by writer, Mom, and baker Joanne Spataro who talks to us about being a gay Mom, what it was like creating a family with a trans wife, and how she became BFF's with Whoopi Goldberg.

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This week we are doing our special Back to School episode where we offer you no useful information whatsoever and waste and hour of your precious time! This week, we dive into what David expects for his kids first year in kindergarten, Gavin asks David the tough questions like "what's for lunch?," we are joined by former guests who offer their #1 back to school hacks, and this week we are joined by school teacher and Broadway Buff Alison Friedman who educates us on how to be good to your teachers, how to not be a crazy annoying parent, and let's us know if she really does, secretly, hate your kids.

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In honor of the Olympic closing ceremonies today, we are breaking with tradition and bringing you a special short episode, all about dicks in the news!

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This week, Gavin is in charge of the show, so we jump right into political bullshit, a Catholic priest sues Grindr, Tim Walz is awesome, we rank the top 3 things to do by yourself, and this week we are joined by writer, blogger, queer mom, and pop culture junkie Sa'iyda Shabazz, who talks to us about mommy blogs, geeks out about the Olympics, and tells us what it takes to feed a 10 year old boy.

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This week, David reads a text message from his babysitter, Cocomelon is putting us through it, a Facebook post goes the way it was supposed to, and this week we are joined by Gays with Kids founder Brian Rosenberg who chats with us about being an HIV+ parent, why he started the Gays with Kids Academy, and how not to change a diaper on an airplane.

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This week, we celebrate a life, David meets our listener, we rank the top 3 things we get irrationally mad about, and we are joined by doctor, husband, father, and possible centaur Dr. Elliot Justin where we discuss his new FirmTech cock ring (we swear it's medical), growing up in NYC in the 70's, and why having lots of sex is good for your health at any age.

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This week, David gets punched in the balls, we talk about being a "no stroller family," we realize that being the favorite parent sucks, and this week we are joined by Dad and sexual medicine expert Dr. Judson Brandeis, who talks to us about his new technology to make your dick bigger (which David and Gavin DEFINITELY DON'T NEED,) and we also chat about how to talk to your kids about their bodies in a healthy way.

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