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Title: An Assembly Line Foreman Wants to Ask out That Robot From Work

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 06-01-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Friends say, the foreman is hesitant because he thinks the robot is out of his league.

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Title: The Nation's Attractive People Insist We Send Them Money

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 05-31-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

An incredible attractive spokesman who flashed that smile made the statements.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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Title: An Area Man Is Unsure If He's Male Bonding or Being Bullied

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 05-30-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] The man says he was called a myriad of names but still has no idea what happened.

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Title: China Agrees to Erase US Debt If Americans Dress up in Costumes and Dance

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 05-23-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The nation will provide the dance steps which must be followed exactly.

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Title: The Nation's Nipples Are Severely Underclamped

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 05-05-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] US citizens are losing interest in the fine line between pleasure and pain.

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Title: A Local Creature That Craps in a Box Is Too Fancy for Dry Food

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 05-04-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The cat will yowl if wet food is not provided mere feet from where he empties his bowels.

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Title: Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted to Dispense Their Own Ketchup

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 05-03-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

A new rule says patrons wanting additional ketchup must fill out forms requesting it.

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Title: A Local Man Has a Story for Every Stain on His Pants

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 05-02-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Questions about a green grass stain seemed to upset the man the most.

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Title: 96% of the Nation's Smut Is Consumed by the Filthiest 1%

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 04-29-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] The report says that the filthiest one percent are rarely seen in public.

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Title: Kim Jong Un Becomes the First Man to Walk on the Moon

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 04-27-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Afterward North Koreans erupted into pandemonium as celebratory bags of rice were distributed.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc.