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Title: A Delayed Rocket Launch Causes an Astronaut to Miss His Connecting Flight

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 04-11-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The astronaut says now he cant make it to the Andromeda Galaxy.

©2017 The Onion (P)2017 Audible, Inc

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Title: An Area Woman Has More Than 200 Products to Help Calm Her Down

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 04-10-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The woman comes home with body creams, tea and candles at least twice a week.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 The Onion

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Title: A New Study Finds the American Public Is Actually Kind of Endearing in Some Ways

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 04-07-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Despite their embarrassing behavior, Americans can be kind of charming.

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Title: Local Kids Are Tired of Hearing Boring Stories About How Their Father Is a Skilled and Generous Lover

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 04-02-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The siblings say the stories are making them sick.

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Title: A Turtle That Once Faced Extinction F--ks Its Way Back

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 03-30-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] Environmentalists claim the reptiles fucked through every obstacle in their path.

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Title: Burphole #1: A Collection of Essays

Author: Mr. Aaron Atadero

Narrator: Aaron Atadero

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 43 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-17-17

Publisher: Aaron Atadero

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The first collection of comedy essays from Burphole.com. "Very odd essays in stereo." Part ridiculous comedy skit, and part scathing satire. The audio for Burphole is usually a stereophonic mix including pans, beats, and loads of effects. This audiobook is completely free of all that. When my agent asked, "Are you a writer, or are you a producer?", I didn't know how to respond. I still don't. But here it is free of everything but my voluptuous voice. Recorded in a closet. Because it's noisy around here. Too many hookers armed with bongos. Too many pimps with kazoos.

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Title: Crullers Are Explained

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 03-17-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Sources say, a man told another man that crullers were like donuts but braided.

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Title: A Local Asian Guy Has a Separate Group of Just Asian Friends

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 03-15-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Coworkers are shocked that their Asian colleague has friends they haven't met.

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Title: A Local 38-Year-Old Is Now the Only One of His Friends Who Hasn't Gotten Married and Divorced

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 03-13-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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Title: A Distracted Priest Pronounces a Local Couple 'Man and Plumbing Problem'

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 03-13-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.