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Title: A Local Self-Defense Instructor Keeps a Couple of Secrets to Himself

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 03-13-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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Title: A Pfizer Kingpin Is Gunned Down During a Prescription Drug Turf War

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 03-06-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] The man was shot five times while trying to control the lucrative pharmaceutical market.

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Title: New and Improved Google Maps Lets Users Launch Missiles at Any Location on Earth

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 03-04-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The new Google Maps allows users to launch missiles wherever they want.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc

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Title: A New Report Says More U.S. Toddlers Are Attending Online Preschool

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 03-02-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

More U.S. 1-to-3 year-olds are attending preschool online.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc

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Title: A NASA Administrator Resigns After the Leak of an Offensive Anti-Moon Email

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 02-28-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] A NASA administrator resigned after calling the moon a barren eyesore.

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Title: The Fireside Grown-Up Guides Audio Collection

Author: Jason Hazeley, Joel Morris

Narrator: Andy Richter

Format: Unabridged

Length: 38 mins

Language: English

Release date: 02-28-17

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Narrated by Andy Richter!

Have you been having trouble with the how, why, and where? Well, fear no more. The Fireside Grown-Up Guides understand the world is just as confusing to a 40-year-old as it is to a 4-year-old and are here to assist by breaking down the most pressing and complex issues of our day into small, easy-to-digest nuggets of information even a child could understand.

Mindfulness is the skill of thinking you are doing something when you are doing nothing. In this Fireside Grown-Up Guides Audio Collection, we'll meet a blissful cast of characters who've learned to free themselves of unnecessary worries like work, friends, and family. When they are fired from their jobs and their friends and family abandon them, they will combat any stress by practicing mindfulness.

The Fireside Grown-Up Guides Audio Collection includes:

Members Reviews:

Quick Funny Audio - Very Relatable!

Title: The Fireside Grown-Up Guides Audio Collection

Author: Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris

Read by: Andy Richter

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio

Length: Approximately 38 minutes

Source: Simon & Schuster Audio Digital Review Copy â Thank-you!

Seeking more humor in my life, especially on my long daily commute, I found The Fireside Grown-Up Guides Audio Collection. As The Fireside Grown-Up Guides state, âAdulting is hard. The Fireside Grown-Up Guides are here to help.â The Fireside Grown-Up Guides Audio Collection contains The Fireside Grown-Up Guide to the Husband, The Fireside Grown-Up Guide to the Hangover, the Fireside Grown-Up Guide to the Mom, and the Fireside Grown-Up Guide to Mindfulness.

I love this description from the publisher:

â Have you been having trouble with the How, Why, and Whereâs? Well fear no more. The Fireside Grown-Up Guides understand the world is just as confusing to a forty-year-old as it is to a four-year-old, and are here to assist by breaking down the most pressing and complex issues of our day into small easy-to-digest nuggets of information even a child could understand.â

I enjoyed listening to this audiobook on the way home from a trying day at work. I thought they were immensely relatable, especially The Fireside Grows-Up Guide to the Mom. I loved the satirical humor. It was very British â and I am a big fan of British comedy.

Favorite Quotes:

"A mom has two very important jobs to do. One is to look after her children. The other is to do everything else as well."

"When she was single, Debbie had nightmares about being alone and unwanted. For the last three years, someone has called for her every two minutes and watched her every time she has taken a bath or sat on the toilet. Debbie now dreams of being alone and unwanted, even for just a few minutes."

âAlison has been staring at the beautiful tree for five hours. She was meant to be in the office. Tomorrow she will be fired. In this way, mindfulness will have solved her work-related stress.â

"Husbands like to meet with friends for a chat. This husband has been talking to his friends for five and half hours about which Doctor Who would win in a game of hide-and-seek. He has forgotten to ask whether his friends' wives and children are still living with them, or even alive.â

These quotes make me laugh again. If you are looking for a quick funny audio, with more than a bit of irony, I highly recommend the Fireside Grown-Up Guides Audio Collection.

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Title: iDream Ice-Cream iScream

Author: Alex Russell

Narrator: Alex Russell

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 38 mins

Language: English

Release date: 02-16-17

Publisher: Author's Republic

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Alone in his bed, the sleeper dreams.

A restless sleep. An uneasy mix of humor and horror.

It is the last night of his life. Half-forgotten images and fears jostle to the surface for their final appearance.

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Title: The Vacationing Secretary of Homeland Security Asks a Neighbor to Keep an Eye on the Nation

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 02-06-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

A neighbor will watch over nation while the head of homeland security goes on vacation.

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Title: Astronomers Celebrate the 300th Anniversary of the Discovery of the Sky

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 01-29-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The tercentenary celebrates the first verifiable glimpse of the sky.

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Title: How to Self-Publish Your Terrible Book on the Internet

Author: Daniel Selikowitz

Narrator: Ashley Arnold

Format: Unabridged

Length: 31 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-11-16

Publisher: Daniel Selikowitz

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Have you always dreamed of being a writer, but found yourself frustrated by one rejection letter after another? Well, maybe they're trying to tell you something.

In this definitively awful guide, Daniel Selikowitz guides you through the process of crafting and publishing your terrible book. From selecting an appropriately inappropriate topic, to alienating your friends with an intense marketing blitz, this book covers all the bases and still leaves time for a healthy breakfast.

So, isn't it time you preemptively quit your day job and started making tens of dollars with online self-publishing?

Members Reviews:

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What can one say that has certainly never been said about this masterpiece of electronic literature? D. Selikowitz has crafted an engrossing, page-turning thrill ride that locks the reader into an action-packed manifesto from the first syllable, only to throw out the key so the reader can never return to his or her previous life. Selikowitz's guidance and wisdom has opened up an entire new world of creating digital content, so I too can enter the pantheon of internet stars that includes the Tro-Lo-Lo singing man. This e-book now has earned a permanent home on my imaginary bookshelf, which sits in my apartment with my imaginary roommate and imaginary appliances.

Funny and sadly so true.

Loved the sense of humor. Actually, there is a little to learn in such a short ebook. Makes me want to write right away!

looove it!!

Can't wait for the book to be translated in other languages so that everyone in the world can easily publish their terrible book on the Internet!

Absolutely Fabulous!

Best 'tongue in cheek' writing I have read! Very funny...very true...but drives the reader to read anything this guy has ever published.

Great Cover, Great Book, OK Author.

Despite the cover, this book IS NOT about the proper etiquette for serving pasta when dining with two couple over the age of 60 (if one couple is wearing grey sweaters and the other couple is wearing light blue collared shirts - apparently you should serve the person wearing the same color as you first). However, the book does seem to be by Daniel Selikowitz. Partial Credit.