With Outfest behind them, Dave and Alonso can dig back into the new movies, including a Kristen Stewart vehicle so forgettable that it sets off perhaps a record number of tangents and digressions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, it gets better, that's for sure.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CLOSE-UP

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HEAVEN'S GATE