EPSTEIN FILES! Now that I have your attention, it’s time for a BRAND-NEW episode of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN. In this one, Culture the Vulture gets caught with his pants down; Franklin Graham takes a peek at your permanent record; and Matt can’t remember the name of director Kevin Spacey’s NEW film no matter how hard he tries. Plus: Animal nudity! Horse steaks! Eric Roberts! Sauerkraut! Real-life BARBARIAN! All that and the GROSSEST FILM ON TUBI.

This week on Giant Electric Penguin… Afterlife correspondent, Bolton Curpo, gets bullied in Heaven; Alan Young spreads lies as thick as peanut butter; and Charlie Kirk’s horse heals a nation. Also: Is Matt’s dad fraternizing with the enemy? Plus: John Wayne Gacey! Donald Trump! And the Ghost of Mr. Ed!

It’s time for another one! In this episode, the Rizzler sets his sights on Hardee’s; a grown man refuses to wipe his butt; and Matt reviews every single Guillermo del Toro movie, but mostly just FRANKENSTEIN. Plus: A Skankin’ Pickle biopic? And: one final chance to enter our System of a Down contest… WE’VE GOT HINTS!

2025 marches ever onward with an ALL-NEW episode of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN! In this one, a vampire plays the ultimate prank on a tiny baby; a redditor bemoans the current state of trick-or-treating in America; and Matt wonders who to contact when directly confronted with day-drinking-inspired incest. Plus: AI continues its mission to kill all teenagers; an 80-year-old woman gets abandoned on Lizard Island; and Matt explains SCABSOAK.

Happy Halloween! We finish out Spooky Season strong with an episode guaranteed to scare you silly. In this one, Matt narrowly avoids becoming a human sacrifice; Corin Nemec finds his niche; and Sharon Stone’s private parts save a young man’s life. Also, wondering what scary movies to include in your Halloween movie marathon this year? We’ve got 5+ suggestions we know you’ll love! Plus: Cursed books! Creepy primates! Richard Speck! Killbots! The Shining! And Baby Oopsie Daisy!

This is an Ed Gein show! In this episode, Matt gets swindled, Mrs. Barney delivers a stark warning, and we play a round of SERIAL KILLER HOT or NOT. Also: Homemade trail mix! Bible Camp! Adeline Watkins! Corn addiction! The Verve Pipe! Christina Ricci! And the premiere of DAHMER TALK.

In this episode, Matt discusses the new season of Netflix’s murder show MONSTER; President Trump parties like a rock star in Jolly Ol England; and Twiztid comes to Chronic Con because why not. Plus: Logan Paul! Jeffrey Dahmer! The Stinky Puffs! Sawney Bean! Psycho BTS! Silly voices! And the Fight Club penis!

GEP is back with a new episode. In this one, Matt reads some REAL LIFE HORROR STORIES, complains about young people and their exploding cars, and wonders aloud whether he’s a Communist. So, sit down, plug some noise-canceling earbuds into your headholes, and throw your money out the window. It’s podcast time!

We guar-an-tee there’s something to offend everyone in this episode! Join Matt as he considers purchasing a hyperbaric chamber, eats too much soft serve, and for the first time in the history of the podcast, discusses his day job. Plus: Gadget! Beads! Secular humanism! Jimmy Kimmel! Epic Universe! The Handyman! Bad moms! Disney cruises! Cashews!

Special guest: John

Things are getting rough out there, but the show must go on. In this episode, Matt listens to the new Corey Feldman song, ranks the Goonies, and crowns a victor in the BBQ Wars. Plus: Kittens! Political violence! Austin, TX! Jesse Watters! And Osama bin Laden parties!