Damien Fahey (@damienfahey, Family Guy, Funny or Die) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where the gang set up a teen help line, and Zack dates a girl in a wheelchair and becomes condescendingly obsessed with her well-being, while some dude leaves Screech fully in charge of his little brother.

Danielle Radford (@danielleradford, Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Bumbershoot) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Lisa has to put on a fashion show for a rep from the Fashion Institute of Technology, and makes out with Zack in the process; they date for about two days, and it's never mentioned again.

Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley, Grace and Frankie) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Tori comes to town (after Kelly and Jessie inexplicably disappear) in her leather jacket and shows Zack there's a new sheriff in town... before falling in love with him in about two days.

Millie De Chirico (@milliedechirico, TCM Underground, Sordid Details, my best friend for 20+ years) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where the gang help Screech start a spaghetti sauce business and use their class project time to create a commercial for him, while he starts dating a teenage gold-digger.

Harris Wittels (@twittels, Parks and Recreation, Comedy Bang Bang) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where some students become teachers for a week, and Zack becomes the principal, and Slater can't play football in the championship game until he passes Miss Kapowski's test.

Diablo Cody (@diablocody, Juno, Young Adult, Paradise) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Zack and Slater hit on a girl at the same time and then physically fight over her, while Lisa puts her social standing in jeopardy by deigning to ask out a freshman.

Jon Daly (@jondaly, Kroll Show, Comedy Bang Bang) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Lisa wins a radio station contest and takes the posse to a murder mystery house for the weekend, just real standard teenager-y stuff.

Alison Rosen (@alisonrosen, Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Zack awkwardly deals with Laura's (and her father's) homelessness, while the gang put on a production of A Christmas Carol in the middle of the food court.

Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes, Vulture, International Waters) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Zack physically bumps into Laura at the mall during Christmas Break and eagerly pursues her, while the gang work their holiday jobs and a homeless man faints in the food court.

Howard Kremer (@howardkremer, Dragon Boy Suede, Who Charted?) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell that documents the (fake, even within this show) rise and fall and rise again of the incomparable Zack Attack.