Alie Ward and Georgia Hardstark (@alieandgeorgia, Tripping Out with Alie & Georgia, Unique Sweets) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Zack turns the task of creating Bayside's video yearbook into a scheme to make money to buy a car -- a scheme that involves actually basically pimping out all of the female students of his high school.

Will Weldon (@oldmanweldon, Just for Laughs, Bridgetown Festival) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Jennifer, Slater's girlfriend from Germany, shows up at Bayside, so apparently he has been cheating on Jessie with her the whole time? Bat Zack comes up with a plan so he can fix this and date his best friend's ex.

Paul Danke (@pauldanke, The Comedy Garage) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where everyone is psyched for cut day, but Zack has to sneak around due to too many absences; also, Slater and Kelly get closer while Jessie and Graham make protesting a romantic activity.

Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher, Chelsea Lately, Another Period) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where famous Hollywood actor Johnny Dakota comes to Bayside to shoot an anti-drug PSA with the gang, but it turns out he's a poser who totally gets high on the pot like a degenerate!

Ben Gleib (@bengleib, Chelsea Lately, Last Comic Standing) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Kristy Barnes shows up at Bayside and inspires everyone to protest on her behalf so she can be the first female member of the school's wrestling team, and Jessie thinks she is cheating with Slater even though she is dating Zack.

Erin Gibson (@gibblertron, Throwing Shade) and April Richardson watch the episodes of Saved by the Bell where the posse go to Palm Springs for Jessie's father's wedding (argh), the very wedding Jessie tries to wreck after she meets her father's much younger fiancé, whom Zack tries to bang. Also, Slater goes on some dates with a princess from Europeland.

Melissa Stetten (@melissastetten, xoJane, Vice) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where the gang take their SATs and then eagerly compare scores, finding out that Zack got a 1502 while Jessie scored significantly lower; they then devise a plan to try to help her get into the prestigious Stansbury University.

Jimmy Pardo (@jimmypardo, Never Not Funny, Conan) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Screech sleeps at the mall to secure the gang U2 tickets, but after he inevitably screws that up, they find $5,000 in a bag in the food court belonging to a couple of mobsters. And we also find out the president of the U2 Fan Club is an elderly black lady.

James Urbaniak (@jamesurbaniak, The Venture Bros., American Splendor) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where the gang decide to hold a date auction to raise money for new cheerleading uniforms; Lisa changes up her whole steez to win over a snobby intellectual and Zack deigns to go out with a fat girl.

Dana Gould (@danagould, The Simpsons, The Dana Gould Hour) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell that ties up all the loose ends of the Jessie’s stepbrother saga, including a part where a group of teenagers reassemble an entire automobile. And Jessie gives Eric a black eye with her “mean right cross.”