The girlies answer a pressing question: why is flying so awful? We used to have hotties in Pan Am uniforms serving us caviar, and now we suffer through heinous security lines to sit in seats with no legroom where the emergency exit door is not guaranteed to stay on til landing. From the Wright Bros to TSA to climate criminals, the girlies unpack the history of all things air travel and ponder if there is a better way. Digressions include two father-related mailbox moments and a new merch drop!

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A Brief History of Airplane Hijackings, From the Cold War to D.B. Cooper

Airline Close Calls Happen Far More Often Than Previously Known

A Real Life Pan Am Stewardess On What It Was Like To Wear That Famous Uniform

Boeing, Still Recovering From Max 8 Crashes, Faces a New Crisis

Boeing 707: The Aircraft That Changed the Way We Fly

Federal Flight Deck Officers: The Airline Pilots Trained to Shoot Hijackers

History of the Airplane

How Modern Air Travel Got So Miserable

It Was Shoes On, No Boarding Pass Or ID. But Airport Security Forever Changed On 9/11

Longing for the 'Golden Age' of Air Travel? Be Careful What You Wish for

Pan Am Flight Attendants Had the Most Glamorous Jobs in the Sky

Pan Am: The Trailblazing Airline That Changed International Travel

PANAMAC Revisited

Private jets are awful for the climate. It's time to tax the rich who fly in them.

The Airplane Changed Our Idea of the World

The Evolution of the Commercial Flying Experience

The Humiliating History of the TSA

The Shocking Boeing 737 Incident, Briefly Explained

The Wonderful Jet World of Pan American (1959)

What Are Carbon Offsets? Are They a Credible Climate Solution?

Worried About How Safe It Is to Fly? Here's What the Experts Have to Say