Going Terribly

This week Doug and Alice spend most of the episode becoming educated in poops and adjacent fields, thanks to an old, forgotten birthday gift. When they're not doing that, Doug is finally learning some new music while Alice is wondering if her memory has been partially erased by the FBI.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Trying to make "going giraffe" happen

- Why you don't want to be attacked by The Green Goblin

- Unassertive cats and the clean beds they leave behind

- New game show idea: "Is This Blood or Is This Red Meat?"

- Intestinal autonomy

What happens when you have to record an episode twice due to a technical issue the first time? You end up with a lot of slap happy ridiculousness, including some impromptu "Words with Nerds."

Come roll some r's, hit some hard g's, and keep your k's in line in this really strange installment of Going Terribly.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Sailor talk: innovative or ignorant?

- Cereal boxes as a regular form of learning

- What is your favorite high school book, and did you ever finish it?

- Ukulele hunts

- How does one grease up one's Kotter?

Highland cows are really having a moment. As are pickles. And if you'd listen to this week's episode you'd think that so are American Girl dolls, poop knives, and super sexy swans (AND their cloacas).

You know what's not having a moment? Windi the Gas Passer. Want to learn what that is? You've come to the right place.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Who won the war between the Spartans and the Aztecs?

- How to make your furniture smell more like delicious food

- The single greatest idea for pumpkin pie this century

- Avoiding lawsuits from super powerful mythical beings

- Testicular ear buds

In a world...where zomboodles and sea urchins run the streets, one fishmonger's daughter and her sour cream-fearing paramour do the only thing they know...

Make really juvenile jokes on a weekly podcast.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Do you remember your first chicken marsala?

- How to legally acquire your neighbor's dog

- The dangers of living in a $250 house

- Bad questions to ask at a job interview and why you should just go ahead and ask

- An unfortunate (and very large) elephant visual

This week Doug regales us with origin tales of a couple of sticky substances.

Meanwhile Alice is looking for a dongle wherever she can find it.

And they have the audacity to call someone *else* "Dirty Dan."

Other discussion topics may include:

- Relearning how to play a mouth instrument

- A multi-decades long sandpaper obsession

- Period pills: What in the world?

- Frank Lloyd Wright's Andrew Lloyd Weber

- The worst possible thing a swan could do to you

This week Doug and Alice spend a lot of time chatting about old teen sitcoms involving twins, retired football stars, bands, evil twins, and fantastic(?) theme songs.

They cap off the episode by trying to update an old classic singalong for the modern child.

In between there are yard sales, heartburn, and...long burgers?

Other discussion topics may include:

- When was Sir Mix-a-Lot knighted?

- A bad time at the Golden Corral

- Revealing the long-debated origins of the "Meat Plate"

- Sweet Valley Dysentery

- Why aren't Supernatural fans called "Supernatches"?

It's almost a great day with Doug, as he researched the wrong day to start the episode. Whoops.

Other than that, Alice laments the times of her class/grass conscious youth while Doug experiences his first conscious bout of xenophobia.

It's also "It Went Terribly" week, so they correct some stuff, explain some things, and undoubtedly get everything else wrong.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Hello Kitty is not a girl, not yet a kitten

- If not Chuck E. Cheese, where can teens go to play with balls these days?

- George Washington's fake teeth - wooden or just wine stained?

- A regretful amount of fart talk

- Vienna sausage trickery

Danger Will Robinson!

Alice has a story about a somewhat defective clock shaped heart purse. Or a heart purse in a clock. Or a ...purse heart clock. Whatever the case, Doritos and Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor are somehow involved.

Elsewhere, there's something in Doug's hair, and he can't take the heat outside as well as his septuagenarian neighbor. But at least he has his incredible height?

Other discussion topics may include:

- What do NBA players put in their purses?

- An attempt at being a Boy II Man

- Are people too protective of their fabric scissors?

- A terrible name for a bicycling competition

- How old were you when your grandparents gave you your first yard sale nudie mags?

This week Doug and Alice reflect on a couple of really great weekends. Cream was licked. Fudge was packed. Stomachs were clumped up.

It's been a pretty darn good time.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Elite creamers

- Snow White voodoo dolls

- What is hotboxing? And what could it be if people really wanted it to be?

- Pilots with pudding on their face

- What if a murder stood between you and ice cream?

Rejoice! For it's finally time for the 250th episode of Going Terribly! Two-time guest host Will.he.is (who just might be Superman) finally joins both Doug and Alice at the same time as just a GUEST (a significant demotion, but don't tell him).

It's the longest episode ever, and it's back to back, wall to wall, Godball to Godball games. You'll learn so much about crayons, video games, hot dog toppings, Muppets, 8-year old war veterans, Florida men, and...bull semen?

Do we finally have the first on-air death of the year? There's only one way to find out!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Are lice just beard fairies?

- Butt pocket pudding

- Where to find the best worms on a stick

- The majestic, elusive beauty of the purple-yellow crayon

- Reverse swallowing