Going Terribly

'Tis the season to be thankful. And Doug and Alice sure try their absolute hardest. But why should you be thankful for manufacturers? For injuries? For...ears?

Also, Alice is hooked on this new series she's been watching - cyber security training videos. So there's that.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Gigantic, small dangling spiders

- How to fight off a case of Hepburn

- The classic mouth to foot sexual position

- Why is pork white, but ham pink?

- Intense romantic shaking

Is Alice autotuned this episode? Or is her voice just all mangled due to a recent illness? And, if the latter, *should* we have autotuned her?

Elsewhere, hear about how Alice and Doug almost kinda potentially could have sorta possibly considered getting another cat (maybe). But they apparently already have a pet radioactive spider, so that should be good for now.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The need to brush up on one's animated fish trivia

- Tomatoes vs. Roses: Which would you rather have thrown at you?

- Attending one's teacher's birthday event

- A nonsense TV theme song

- How to get your ribs virtually(?) crushed in VR

Yesterday was Alice's birthday! And, for the occasion, Doug has conjured up an exciting, brand new, absolutely-not-inspired-by-anything-else-ever game! Get ready for:

Alice Shen: This Has Been Your Life So Far!

Other discussion topics may include:

- How long do you wear your favorite pair of underwear?

- How to dodge the ram people

- Is your butter for Ramadan?

- Stop hitting old people with your cars. Especially the celebrities.

- A clown motel

Alice and Doug have just returned from a surprise early birthday trip out of town. They've come back with stories of food, a 40th anniversary celebration, and a what-might-have-been involving an "adult playground."

It's also National Candy Day, and...have you ever noticed how suggestive some candy slogans sound? Well, you're about to.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A tale of two mango sticky rices

- Robert Zemeckis is a grossy

- A nut-filled dream

- The disappointment of *not* smelling manure

- TITSOAK

It's Halloween!

*cue the screams, moans, and...baby sounds?*

You know the drill. Our favorite Halloween aficionado Kevin Roach is back in the studio to play some seasonally inspired games. And, inevitably, Doug will make him say some totally inappropriate things in this year's annual horror skit.

Here's a spoiler: Frankenstein has never been worse.

Another spoiler: 59:16 in might be the single funniest line in the history of Going Terribly

Other discussion topics may include:

- What holiday is best to bring out the hot member?

- Silent haunted houses

- Dad stiffing everything

- What famous pirate got his start gathering entrails?

- A mad scientist edition of Dateline

Doug's dealing with a splitting headache and a barely there voice, but the show must go on!

Enjoy this abbreviated episode full of Alice and Doug recounting their weekend trip with friends to St. Louis for a little bit of wrasslin', a whole lot of food, and one very intriguing adventure.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Santa Claus Sting

- Dead meat on a lost train

- "Marlboro" does not sound correct any way you say it out loud

- Being forced to eat bats

- A sandwich you will want to pick up with your hands. Your actual hands!

Woman down!

This week's episode involves the tale of how Alice nearly met her end thanks to some kitty litter, a trash can, and a potential minor loss of flexibility. She also almost did a crime, so it's been a big week.

Meanwhile, Doug envisions a baby Joe Pesci and...researches whether or not jock straps are trademarked? Okay, so it's not potential death or imprisonment, but it's something.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Sealed air corporations

- Why aren't there themed hospitals?

- Rude, uneducated, penniless sloths

- What kind of trash can could take down an elephant?

- Wear a Hat to Denny's Day

Before we gets started - and this is very important - go to LEGO's website and help get a LEGO urinal made! Right this minute. Do it. Only we, as a united front, can make something once thought impossible a very wonder reality.

Now, down to business.

Alice teaches us about different commodes and when it's okay to lick off your nail polish.

Meanwhile, Doug hates how good at match he is. And you wouldn't believe what he would do if he were Nelly Furtado.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Continuing examples of nautical nonsense

- A 2025 Joey Buttafuoco reference

- Can a video game tell you if you're a sociopath?

- Getting a bead on Sir Mix-a-Lot's CB radio career

- The problem with horse strippers

On this week's special 5-year (and one-week and one-day) anniversary edition of Going Terribly, Alice and Doug welcome special guests Nicholas Atlantic City Gonzalez and Wendy "If That Is Your Real Name" Brown to the show for games and shenanigans.

Will Wendy's son ever accept her as a professional wrestling colleague?

Will Nick ever get *ahem* "invited" into an operating room mid-surgery?

Have they both secretly been living in Doug and Alice's attic?

All this and more will be revealed (or at least brought up and quickly dismissed) in this monumental episode.

It's also National Podcast Day, but not a person in the studio was able to name another podcast, so that's a little embarrassing.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Ever wanted to have salami with Tony Hawk? There may be one particular day when you can!

- Put sticks up your butt, but make it fashion

- Kindergartens that feature strip club pop-ups

- Guerrilla peeing

- Frank Thunderstorm vs. Greg Tsunami

Merry Christmas!

Wait. That can't be right.

Well, something weird is going down this week. You might as well check in and see what it is.

If you stick around long enough you'll hear some alarming things about Costco, turkey bacon, and fanny packs. Real suburbanite kinda stuff.

It's Going Terribly: The Anthrax-Free Edition.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Doing an audiobook for the LA Times

- Friendly, mom-replacing artificial intelligence

- Video game peace of mind

- Has anyone with the same first and last name ever *not* been a murderer?

- Having a hot dog half hosed down one's throat