Congratulations to newly affianced, long-time guests, Gennie Adams & Josh Weiland! Say YOU DO to their engagement, Valentine's Day, and Josh's birthday with obscure and disturbing wedding traditions, obscure and disturbing sexual positions, and obscure and disturbing quirks of language. I mean, come on, French, what gives?

Other discussion topics may include:

- A visit to a Mumbai Wrist Locker for some Democratic Bliss

- What is the most interesting bass fishing podcast?

- Power bottom houses

- How to show love and support for your daughter with an affectionate loogie

- What is your favorite flavor of pre-nup juice?

***Our sincerest apologies for an insensitive joke made about a celebrity whose death was announced today. We recorded the episode prior to this news, and we are embarrassed to have made light while the celebrity and their family were going through physical and emotional turmoil. We wish solace to them.***

It's time for It Went Terribly, and it just gets terribler every time! How terribly can it get? It's the birthday of two historical baddies-by-circumstance, so we'll let you guess...

Other discussion topics may include:

- How much voodoo equipment must one own to be considered a threat to national security?

- That sweet sweet urinal cake flavor

- Artificial semen and legitimate human blood

- The ongoing war against all Nellies

- How "WAP" gets even more filthy when you swap the acronym around

Her childhood beginnings have caught up with Alice's present in the cutest way. Meanwhile, Doug has a new obsession with executing corpses.

Together, they recently visited St. Louis (and St. Charles!), Missouri, where they encountered cartwheels, grilled pineapple, and possibly the greatest public restroom of all time.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How much ad libbing can you do while recording audiobooks?

- Another game you can play at home - and probably should - but probably won't

- Bougie things like avocado toast, cobblestone streets, and mandated herpes tests

- Plenty of history lessons, including notable bigoted cracker Adolf Hitler

- Taint songs. Sorry.

It's Doug's birthday! There are gifts, goodies, and even a little Tiffani Thiessen for good measure.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to throw children the good way

- Nomar Garciaparra: Bostonian Home Run Home Wrecker

- Pooed, gooed, and sewed shirts

- A very brief aside about John Hancock, because history is kind of important, too

- Ultimate Chicken Horse

Alice has a huge confession to make. Doug has some assorted fruit and/or savory (not) cookies to pitch. And they're both just hoping to not get Benned over.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A slew of amazing entrepreneury ideas you can feel free to steal

- Mac and cheese socks

- The original French hustlers

- Willy nilly Jabberwockies

- How do they find the perfect frozen lakes to build hockey arenas around?

Alice finally gets her comeuppance for that communal work refrigerator gaffe, and Doug...gets a yellow Starburst??!?! GROSS! OH THE HUMANITY!

Other discussion topics may include:

- American First Lady Voodoo Dolls

- Home security, by means of putrid eggs

- The unspoken benefits of cheese, including not making you poop as much

- Good Pizza, Great Pizza, Salmonella Pizza

- A day-late celebration of spreading some sweet, sweet germs all over the place

Candi and Jason Vincent join Doug and Alice once again for some New Year's festivities. They talk about balls, both dropped and otherwise. As well as planes that everyone darn well hopes don't drop.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Boob gardens and kumquatades

- Have you ever given someone an organ for Valentine's Day?*

- Entirely understandable plagues sent to Texas

- The Great Mailbox Tragedy of 2023

- Bodily fluids: fake, real, and alcoholic

*Don't be a pervert

Alice and Doug welcome brand new guests Brian Boitano* and Jenna Jameson** into the studio for a single day belated Christmas edition of Going Terribly!

Other discussion topics may include:

- What do some celebrities have in common with Jesus? (spoiler: it's more than you'd think!***)

- How to buy some old dead guy's books

- A PSA that if you have a Baskin Robbins on the east side of your town, it might already be closed

- Does all kink have to be done in a dungeon?

- Chocolate balls

* not really - it's Bryan Gish!

** really, not really - it's Jenna Citrus!

*** actually, really!

Have yourself a good, old-fashioned Multicultural Date Night™ by sampling dragon fruit, marinating pig ears, and steeping blank white printer paper in herbal jelly tea to make old-timey-looking love letters.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to cut yourself on jelly

- Anti-anxiety cat medications and anti-sincerity standing ovations

- The unforgivable sin of talking over a concert

- Virtually real vampire women and completely real celebrity duplicates

- Behind a DJ's xiphoid process

Going Terribly brings you an all new, irresistible, irrepressible olfactory experience: Decay NY. It's gonna be a thing.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How would you like to rub pea all over you?

- The complete lack of Family Matters in a particular Christmas movie

- If they figured out the technical end of things, wouldn't you want a chicken strip house?

- Cologna and cheese sandwiches

- How the absolute agony that the COVID vaccines put you through can help save lives, probably.