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Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to ... more
FAQs about Going Terribly:How many episodes does Going Terribly have?The podcast currently has 285 episodes available.
May 28, 2024Ep. 191: Two Patient Zeroes [sic] in an Earthquake VasectomyNaz Reid.Other discussion topics may include:- The epic (and exhausting) adventures of Sir Yawn-a-Lot- Midnight ice cream bans- All the incredible benefits of having your Business Insider- Gluttonous Mermaids- The most accurate Bluey impression you'll ever hear...more52minPlay
May 21, 2024Ep. 190: Two Dali Ants in a Hole You'd Actually Like to Be inAlice is about to leave town for a bit. But the episode won't stop, because of magic. While she's still here, she and Doug discuss compulsions. They also discuss eating worms and making love to a potato's eye. These are not some of the compulsions. But they could be. Elsewhere, Alice offers a disappointing Momofukuing story and Doug once again tries to be Steve Harvey.Other discussion topics may include:- How can you tell if you were an imp or a bully as a child?- When your paramour becomes your paranomour- Another new, addictive phone game - but make it fashion!- An examination of birding complexes- What is the butt, if not a corn dispenser?...more42minPlay
May 14, 2024Ep. 189: Two White Castle Evangelists in a Yard Sale Newbie MistakeAlice and Doug are different people now. They yard saled away (yard saled away) and will gladly take your trash for the right price. Join them as they celebrate hidden treasures and completely amateur burger grillers in this fresh-as-a-daisy, banana pepisode!Other discussion topics may include:- The very popular, very necessary 4-to-1 bird to baby ratio- Astronaut ice cream soil- Spicy dragon fruit somethings-or-other- Grown men's lemonade stands- IKEA foreskin...more52minPlay
May 07, 2024Ep. 188: Two Symbolically Long Noodles in a Virtual Trip to TampaIt's Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month, and this episode is bursting with an incidentally Asian-themed It Went Terribly. Plus Alice and Doug discuss times they've had to call 911 (U.S. only). And just who in the heck was this Leviticus dude??Other discussion topics may include:- Are Mr. Rogers and Aaron Neville kind of the same person?- Some creepy old fellas' unfortunate desire to make women resemble hoofed animals- Grand Theft Porcine- Death by art failure- How was the original pork chop created?...more48minPlay
April 30, 2024Ep. 187: Two Cookie Dough Rods in a Communal Fridge GaffeAlice has BIG NEWS. Doug has BIG NOODS. Praise Cheeses, hallowed be Thy name.Other discussion topics may include:- The right and wrong way to make a chicken apple pie- Houses with legs: What could they mean?- A recap of recent foot long foods- God's disappointment in particular vegan products- Nearly as much useful information as an average packet of noodles...more43minPlay
April 23, 2024Ep. 186: Two Model Influencers in a Personal Hygiene DebateTo what extent do you dry off after a shower? Where do you get dressed? Will you step aside when you reach a certain age? And where dat pre-buttcrack at?All these important questions and more will be broached, discussed, and destroyed in this very inquisitive episode of Going Terribly.Other discussion topics may include:- What do John Cena and Reba McEntire have in common?- The 19-year anniversary of us all learning about elephants' long trunks- How to avoid getting poop knucked- Using a fan and your own wet body to create a delicate mist for everyone to enjoy- All of this, but, for today only, say it in Shakespearian, please...more43minPlay
April 16, 2024Ep. 185: Two Volunteer Tire Rotators in a Good Apple PolishingYou know what sucks? Taxes. Even worse? The obfuscating way taxes have to be calculated. Even worse? The rigmarole surrounding how to actually make the payment straight to the IRS without buying $200's worth of supposedly free tax prep software!Happy Day After Tax Day, y'all. Hope you remitted your payments in time!Other discussion topics may include:- Is Ringo Starr currently the second best looking Beatle?- What would Donkey Kong sound like beatboxing? You'll see.- The unexpected uncovering of Jon Cryer and Martin Lawrence as long lost twins- A terrible (but kinda great) "silent" radio film- Famous American ukulele players, such as...Mick Foley and Tackleberry from Police Academy? No, that can't be right....more42minPlay
April 12, 2024Ep. 80Going Terribly is a podcast that aims to provide weekly comfort to our listeners in the form of silly laughs, day-to-day nothings, obscure information, and poop jokes. Unfortunately, last year, we had a guest on our podcast who now faces some serious accusations of inappropriate behavior from a number of victims. It is our opinion that this particular episode has not aged well and has the possibility of being triggering for many listeners, including its hosts. We have decided to take down Episode 80 of Going Terribly. We stand with survivors of abuse and will continue to attempt to offer a safe and silly place for our listeners....more1minPlay
April 09, 2024Ep. 184: Two Abandoned Baby Hedgehogs in a Natural Puberty ReductionHow many times can Alice be incorrect in this episode? The answer may astound you.Other discussion topics may include:- An introduction Mr. and the whole Magoo family- The military's obsession with f bombs in their acronyms- Acclaimed British actor Daniel Craig's daughter- How to start a proper Crispix Bonanza- Information on the long-forgotten Knuckle Frappuccino Cappuccino...more52minPlay
April 02, 2024Ep. 183: Two Disappeared Husbands in an Exclusive Palm Beach SocietyHey, so have you all, like, heard of this guy, Joe Maldonado, who was in charge of, like a park for exotic animals, but then killed a bunch of horses to feed his tigers, and then he got caught trying to, like, kill his rival, who may or may not have killed her first husband decades ago?Catch all the hottest news here on It Went Terribly!Other discussion topics may include:- How to get your new dentist to break up with your old dentist- The innate desire to see a tiger licking an ice cream cone- Children Farms vs. Farms of Children: The importance of phrasing- Groomed Chipmunks- The hot new game craze that's sweeping the nation: Thunder, Truck, or Fart?!...more57minPlay
FAQs about Going Terribly:How many episodes does Going Terribly have?The podcast currently has 285 episodes available.