How many times can Alice be incorrect in this episode? The answer may astound you.

Other discussion topics may include:

- An introduction Mr. and the whole Magoo family

- The military's obsession with f bombs in their acronyms

- Acclaimed British actor Daniel Craig's daughter

- How to start a proper Crispix Bonanza

- Information on the long-forgotten Knuckle Frappuccino Cappuccino

Hey, so have you all, like, heard of this guy, Joe Maldonado, who was in charge of, like a park for exotic animals, but then killed a bunch of horses to feed his tigers, and then he got caught trying to, like, kill his rival, who may or may not have killed her first husband decades ago?

Catch all the hottest news here on It Went Terribly!

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to get your new dentist to break up with your old dentist

- The innate desire to see a tiger licking an ice cream cone

- Children Farms vs. Farms of Children: The importance of phrasing

- Groomed Chipmunks

- The hot new game craze that's sweeping the nation: Thunder, Truck, or Fart?!

Easter is coming early this year. Get your eggs and your eclipse glasses cuz the future is nigh(t)...

Other discussion topics may include:

- Rippin' burlap, dropping jet fuel, and other anal logic

- Complicated churro relationships

- Officially welcoming Christ back to the cream

- How to go from not knowing a thing about business humanities to teaching a class on it in six short hours

- New Yum City!!!

Doug and Alice are in da house with special guest, the Artist Formerly Known as The Notorious R.E.D. Gennie Adams. It's a St. Patrick's Day celebration! A couple days late, but games still needed playing and poor Irish accents needed to be heard.

Hear Gennie regale the audience with the tale of how Alice and Doug played passive matchmakers, culminating in Gennie's upcoming nuptials. During which she's officially agreed to play the Going Terribly Games: Home Edition.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How many celebrities are older than Kurt Russell?

- The Evanston Teenage Girls Arm Wrestling Tournament

- Easter egg flavored soft serve ice cream

- Can anything compare to a boxed bunny?

- Smushing famous Irish people

GRWU as we flex our conversational skillz with such topics as the Communist Revolution (ick), Gen Z slang (bussin'!), and why cumin is the most underrated spice (no cap).

Other discussion topics may include:

- When the heck are Katie Holmes and Pacey (or even Dawson!) gonna get back together?

- A celebration of forgotten doo wop group "The Ho Tones" and their variety of leaders

- Bologna, darkened with love

- How many hamsters is your horse's penis?

- Meat Madness

Is today a great day or a terrible day? Alice and Doug make their respective cases, and they'll let you decide. It really comes down to beach house sex vs. revolutionary massacres.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Chex: Underrated treat or complete waste of time?

- Sex-crazed faeries and White House raccoons

- How to clone old summer camp friends using just an old envelope

- A very topical bit about hip, upcoming band Fleetwood Mac

- A "double release day," so to speak

It's a Great Day for Semi-Recent Semi-Decent Words for Duds with Gross ASMR!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Pimple popping videos (which you will absolutely, without question, never see here)

- Cute little vertigo puppies

- Be careful about touching anything a 60-year old man in a kilt has just touched

- Who is the best person to leave a nuclear warhead to in your will?

- Beyonsleigh

We're one-hundred-seventy-seven episodes in. When are we gonna get some dang celebrities up in this bish? No offense to anyone who's ever been on...we love you!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- It's everyone's birthday today. Maybe even yours!

- Stephen Marbury vs. Any U.S. President: Who Was the Better American?

- High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Actress: The Reference

- A White Castle Valentine's Recap (seriously, there's not a joke there)

- Do you think Cindy Crawford is into poop jokes?

Congratulations to newly affianced, long-time guests, Gennie Adams & Josh Weiland! Say YOU DO to their engagement, Valentine's Day, and Josh's birthday with obscure and disturbing wedding traditions, obscure and disturbing sexual positions, and obscure and disturbing quirks of language. I mean, come on, French, what gives?

Other discussion topics may include:

- A visit to a Mumbai Wrist Locker for some Democratic Bliss

- What is the most interesting bass fishing podcast?

- Power bottom houses

- How to show love and support for your daughter with an affectionate loogie

- What is your favorite flavor of pre-nup juice?

***Our sincerest apologies for an insensitive joke made about a celebrity whose death was announced today. We recorded the episode prior to this news, and we are embarrassed to have made light while the celebrity and their family were going through physical and emotional turmoil. We wish solace to them.***

It's time for It Went Terribly, and it just gets terribler every time! How terribly can it get? It's the birthday of two historical baddies-by-circumstance, so we'll let you guess...

Other discussion topics may include:

- How much voodoo equipment must one own to be considered a threat to national security?

- That sweet sweet urinal cake flavor

- Artificial semen and legitimate human blood

- The ongoing war against all Nellies

- How "WAP" gets even more filthy when you swap the acronym around