Going Terribly

This episode is not brought to you by White Castle. No matter how much or for how long Doug and Alice sing its praises, we can not stress to you enough that White Castle is not a sponsor of Going Terribly. There is no affiliation. There are no favors being passed. There is no secret agreement.

They just really love White Castle, okay?

Other discussion topics may include:

- The cats have not yet earned microphones

- Should your birthday change when you move?

- Classic swing tunes, such as the NewsRadio theme song

- Is 43 too old to say "horsey"?

- When tramp stamps meet classic literature

Alice survived her surgery! That's really all you need to know. And my, what a great reason to listen.

Squishy disc, be gone!

Other discussion topics may include:

- The fine line between good bedside manner and accidental

- How much hospital Pepsi is societally acceptable post surgery?

- Becoming a backup singer for hospital equipment

- Dolly Parton making us all wait

- Mickey Mouse as a hospital roommate

This episode was going to be dedicated to the 1980s sitcom 227. But more pressing matters are upon us, as Alice is facing surgery tomorrow morning and Doug has a garage door to fix. Sorry, Jackee.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A world flag featuring all the major countries, such as Baklava

- Grindstoned noses, greased elbows, and other cliche body alterations

- What is your favorite slow ballad to tap dance to?

- Appointment beheadings are really big these days

- Offending fluids

Alice and Doug recently took on The 12 Days of Carrey, where they watched Jim Carrey movies for 12 straight days. That's the second half of the episode, so you've been warned. But don't worry. The first half has plenty of fart, poop, and other butt related stuff like usual.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Restaurant floor dining

- Lou Bega and the American flag coming together in perfect harmony

- A critique of garbage salads

- Duane Johnson Soup

- Alice's across the pond artistic debut!

It's Doug's birthday, and Alice has a super cool niche surprise for him that you all can take two minutes out of your lives and humor Doug for. Because if you make it that far, you'll also have heard the "crudest, most disgusting thing" Alice has ever heard. Really, everyone gets a present.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Could your doctor also be a spy?

- Inadvertent Costco tease PTSD

- Bonus New Yum City!

- What do aspirin and heroin have in common? Spoiler: Nearly everything

- Beethoven's Turd Movement

Welcome to New Yum City! Doug introduces us to new and upcoming snacks. Meanwhile, Alice considers upcoming surgery, if the American healthcare system can ever fix itself. And the cats have learned some chicken bone tricks.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A new wishbone proposal: whoever gets the bigger half will be extra happy in the bedroom

- Cats have "emotions." Who knew?

- Valentine's Day is trying to steal all of Christmas's traits

- We need more chicken nugget shapes

- Is the Nutty Buddy Cream Pie the dirtiest sounding Little Debbie snack?

Alice's search for answers about her ongoing pain have led her to MRIs. Doug's search for answers about nonsense have led him to the Norman Conquest. Very interesting times indeed.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Some bad news for the goodest boys

- Ever cared to taste a salamander? You will.

- The home shopping network that's not The Home Shopping Network

Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug puts Alice and Wendy's stress levels to the ultimate test. But Alice might be too (prescription) drugged up to feel the stress. Plus, is Wendy too kind for roller derby? Does Doug know *any* U.S. state capitals? And has Alice been watching the Saw movies too much? All this and more as we ring in 2025 in Terrible style.

Other discussion topics may include:

- New Year's festivities like fireworks, parades, and neighborhood gunshots

- Drew Carey's napping assistant

- The best thing before sliced bread

- What if Sir Anthony Hopkins really is a cannibal?

- Time is Crazy!!

Andy Jones joins Doug and Alice for his second Christmas special, regardless of how Doug remembers things. Together, they play some holiday games and, of course, talk about Alice's poop a little. Can you guess which Christmas movies are family friendly and which are...absolutely not? You might be surprised.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Is 80 tabs too many to have open?

- A tattoo based on a huge dining mistake

- Potentially questionable stationery collections

- Christmas themed crimes and injuries

- The coolest celebration tradition in all of college basketball

New segments are introduced. But overall it's the same ol' same ol'. Come learn some stuff about poop.

Sadly, Alice does not pee her pants this episode.

- Alice's exciting new hobby that she most definitely would not have paid for

- Who would listen to a Schindler's List live watch along?

- Trash ramen is not trash

- Poop gloves: What would they be to you?

- The pros and cons of a partially smart house