Our King of the Food Court, Andy Jones, is turning the Big 6-0 today!

Wouldn't it have been cool if we had planned it better so that his 60th would land on our 160th episode?

Well, anyway...

Other discussion topics may include:

- What do certain hotel elevators and all outhouses have in common?

- Shocking stockings

- The alluring, law-breaking beauty of giraffe feces

- Pedal-powered female devices...no, this is not the same thing as shocking stockings

- Happy Wear a Hat to Denny's Day!

October 10th is World Mental Health Day, so let's take a journey down the rabbit hole of Doug's kindergarten trauma... That actually sounds like a pretty cool virtual reality game.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The adorableness of triceracowphins

- 3D puzzles, virtual golf, and metaphorical lockers

- A solid 20 minutes on birthday boy Mario Lopez

- The unbelievable inconvenience of only getting a one hour lunch break

- Showing off that foliage and regrowing that lawn. Wink.

Oh the things you learn on It Went Terribly. Like how hardass pop-rock musician Ben Folds might be the Robert Todd Lincoln of his day? And if you don't know what that means, what are you even doing here?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Tom Cruise height without Tom Cruise talent

- Porn vs. Gardening

- Was Alan Thicke a better sitcom dad or real-life dad?

- Taking back "Karen"/Offering "Calandaloy"

- Hang that wang in Vermont, because nobody's watching anyway

Alice and Doug discuss the revolutionizing of TV -- from Adam West's holy Batman (or is it Joker?), to Megan Mullaly's mellifluous Karen on Will & Grace, to of course, Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon's shot-for-shot remake of Extreme's "More Than Words" music video, which let's be honest, is NSFW.

Other discussion topics may include:

- An examination of britches, knickers, and bloomers. For ticks.

- Does The Lord of the Flies have more insects or incest?

- How to make a truly terrible escort website profile

- Have you become more or less carnal as you've aged?

- A celebration of National Cheeseburger Day, featuring the chopped beef of John Bobbitt

Do you ever forget what day it is? Or what month it is? Or just have general problems with the space-time continuum? Well, make sure you check those coupon expiration dates.

And stick around to the very end for another Classic Alice Bonehead Moment LIVE!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Observing the musical genius of Simon & Garfunkel, Ricky Martin, and Shared Dementia

- Deceivingly named non-egg products

- A celebration of Jennifer Nettles and James McCartney being alive...whoever they are

- Why female serial killers are so hard to come by

- Has Ben Folds been playing the same concert in Virginia for the past two decades?

This episode is full of lies. Damned and otherwise.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Fans vs. Listeners vs. Detractors: What does this podcast have the most of?

- John Kerry's dirty little (probably entirely fabricated) secrets

- Exactly how dangerous were the Berenstain Bears, and can you invite them into your Detroit home?

- Actors who look like presidents' sons

- A quick, yet comprehensive comparison of poops to pencils

So Bob Barker's dead. And for once, we had nothing to do with it whatsoever!!! Do y'all think maybe he's been a dead a while, but his publicity team purposely didn't announce it until close to his 100th birthday for obvious $1.00 bidding parallel?

Trap, neuter, and return, y'all.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How many Spidermens was Toblerone McGuire in?

- What do The Exorcist and Boy Meets World have in common?*

- Two weddings and so many celebrity funerals

- What do The Flintstones and The Human Centipede have in common?**

- Champagne wishes and Johnny Puke dreams

*Spoiler: Nothing, really.

**Spoiler: More than you'd think, if your brain is warped enough

There's a really cool segment this week. Doug is the best at making games. And Alice is the best at playing them. But not this time. Has girl ever even heard of 20 Questions?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Kidney transplant or a Harry and the Hendersons DVD: which is more important to you?

- Fantastic food deals, such as $5 hamburgers and free frogs with your packaged spinach

- Do cities give out literal keys? Or is it, like, certificates, snow globes, and whole hoofs?

- Owl porn impressions

- Do pandas even exist? Or are they just humans dressed up in panda costumes?

Happy 150 Episodes to us! And who better to celebrate with than not-a-bastard, not-an-orphan, and definitely not-the-son-of-a-whore, Alexander Hellenberg! He's writing a mobster pirate musical! I mean, he's basically LMM himself.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Giant orange heads and other rashes of prickly misfortune

- The continued pitch for future hot spot "Hellaburgers"

- A very sad (and filthy) story about a manatee

- Tampon defenestrations

- A celebration of the southern US and its women, from beach to peach

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