Going Terribly

This week Alice and Doug pull up the ol' random topic generator and test their ability to talk about made-up holidays, strange movies, and more. It goes pretty well, except for Alice giving the audience a Star Wars spoiler (no, not that one) and Doug admitting to spraying fake vomit in a church.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Which of the 16 Star Wars TV series is your favorite?

- Changing the Jaws score to scat music

- What food looks disgusting but tastes delicious?

- Swiss Army Man Knife: Big Dan

- Anyone know how to get ahold of Yo Yo Ma for personal appearances?

This week Alice is moved by an Indianapolis surprise while Doug celebrates wrapping up the Harry Potter movie franchise. There's also some weird Jesus/Four-Twenty/Hitler stuff for everyone else.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The desire the watch more shows alongside John Larroquette

- What is your favorite song called "Power of Love"?

- How to stalk unsuspecting geese

- A theory that the IRS won't be checking anyone's taxes this year*

- How loud is too loud to chomp on bones and cartilage while staying in an Airbnb?

*Follow this theory at your own peril

Alice has some very conflicting feelings about Severance. Doug has very conflicting feelings about Alice's very conflicting feelings about Severance. It's a whole to-do.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Tree elevators vs. Brothels

- What are Mario, Luigi, and company up to these days?

- It's 2025 and OJ Simpson jokes are as good as ever

- White Castle airplane sex

- WHY ISN'T THERE A MYST MOVIE?

Heard any good news lately? If not, you've come to the right place.

This week Doug and Alice seek to shine a little light into this recently darkened world without positive stories from around the world. Unfortunately, hearing about saving babies' lives and heroic vermin might make them question their own value.

It's a win-win, really.

Other discussion topics may include:

- "Translucent Baby Skin" and other phrases that should never be said again

- Could there be a menacing murderer living in your attic?

- Happy birthday to the guy who guest starred in the first episode of Hot in Cleveland

- Are nonprofits only run by non-prophets?

- Really old sex news

In this episode Alice and Doug take a look at comptrollers, caulking, and work-related virtual reality implementation. You know, real adulty type matters.

But not all this week's topics are so sophisticated. They also discuss chocolate butter, ancient Greek sugar daddies, and NSFW virtual reality implementation.

And they do it all like gangbusters.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How much do you believe Toronto's reporting of Japan's research?

- Cross breeding grapes, and other ways of playing God

- Enjoying robots while they're still just toys and assistants

- Ben and Jerry: Busting caps in the competition since 1978

- What is John Wilkes Booth's EGOT status?

It's time for an appetizer of "What's That Finger," followed by a main course of "New Yum City." Whether slurping down some cocktail sauce or seeking foot-long tortilla chips, grab a plastic or metal fork, extend your tongue, scrape your teeth, and let's get crackin'. Enjoy your meal!

Just leave anything cotton candy flavored out of this.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Little Debbie's political leanings, or lack thereof

- How to get drunk off a sleeve of Pringles

- Australian McDonald's : Wacky or Ingenious?

- The middle aged and cranky Spice Girl

- Have ramen noodles gone too far?

Alice and Doug babble on about clicky headphones/skulls and delicious, community-ordered hamburgers. Also, they might accidentally get Mrs. Shen arrested.

And what household name owes his success to a $5 correspondence course and way-too-expensive bagel equipment? You'll see.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Multisyllabic sneezes

- Coldplay covering Reba McEntire...?

- Dislocated eyeballs (nobody look that up)

- Gas station taco hubris

- Gingerbread poutine. Or something like it.

Ep. 232: Two Fabulous Foxes in a Caramelized Leek Dip

Alice and Doug recently took a very pretentious trip to St. Louis, where they took in some culture, fine cuisine, and a questionable lodging situation. Doug also learned about adding flavors to hot drinks, while Alice took on a new food addiction.

And remember, friends. You're not just some flat piece of toast. You're a full chunk of French bread.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Herniated disc jelly

- The difference between colonoscopists and baptmizvahs

- Spit on that thang: Build-A-Bear edition

- Drunk Shakespeare

- Foot or Butt - which wears the sexier thong?

Everything from slaughterhouses to Melania Gibson is covered in this extremely educational episode of Going Terribly. Along the way, Alice and Doug make a (slightly too late) Curb Your Enthusiasm pitch and reminisce about marching band. Which, of course, everyone was in back in high school.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Did a first lady lose a limb in the White House?

- Lord of the Lethal Weapons

- Does a one-day old antelope have eyeballs?

- How Interview with the Vampire could be a great pre-op educational tool

- Larry David meets the Berenstain Bears

This week Alice and Doug partake in an epic debate on timepieces. It's every bit as ridiculous and incorrigible as you are imagining.

Elsewhere, you can expect to hear about dog bites, tiny old (possibly creepy?) old men, and the eightest cent butt you've ever seen.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Professional wrestling legend Tea Leoni

- Proper usage of the popular expression "To feel in one's taint"

- Guard cats and rottweiler ghosts

- Would the Harry Potter movies have been better with Sean Astin?

- Pumping that nickel