Hey buddy, we’re not gonna give you the runaround: what we got going on here is a cult. Down the hall to the right is gonna be the robe closet, offerings can be made through this Venmo QR code here, the wifi is on the cork board in the kitchen. Director Montgomery will present the Word of the Day after lunch. Unfortunately, Director Batt is currently laid up due to a roller blading injury that no-one could have seen coming.

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