This week, Brian and Justin recap CSICon, Bill Nye proximity, Buffalo wing science, and the Left Bank ravioli that somehow became an Indiana Jones unit of measurement. Plus: Mel Brooks on a plane, Niagara Falls propaganda, a Canadian boat with a mean streak, sports week nonsense, and Temu ads that may or may not be pornography. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian may be haunted, dusty, gassy, or simply cursed by three beeps. Gmail becomes a virus-spewing kaiju, Codex may or may not be powered by an enchanted stone, and Justin waits to see if Apple AI is finally good enough to make him eat his pants. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin bravely decide the show is good now. Brian gambled with illegal coolant and somehow walked away with a new AC unit, Justin nearly accuses a daycare of building a case against his family, and 60 Minutes being the accidental dessert after America gets drunk on football.Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian’s studio is cool again, possibly through maritime crime. After getting pitched a $35,000 AC replacement, he consults ChatGPT, invokes his coolant rights, and discovers the wonderful world of “illegal” refrigerant. Also: aerial floods, Comcast surrendering to piracy, a possible Great Night landline hotline, Tom Merritt’s BTS business trip, asshole blackjack theology, video iPods, Zunes, the first iPhone, vibe-coded websites, and an AI treadmill coach that is trying to murder Justin. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian survives a graduation weekend with one bar a service, a failed notary quiz, and speedrunning the Bush Center. Plus, Erick Dickerson brings everyone to Football Land. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin break in the new wall of monitors. Then Penny does the math on not studying for Japanese. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

The guys get mindful, immediately weaponize it, and then call Brian's daughters for live fact-checking. Penny fights the academic final boss over one freshman-year grade. Bella discovers bagels. Plus: beaver edits. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

A White House Correspondents’ Dinner party turns into journalist-on-journalist violence, Jim Acosta plays sanctimonious Ron Burgundy, and Justin accidentally becomes Saul Goodman for Michael Tracy. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin try to figure out what happens when The Onion buys InfoWars and why it's like building media company in a haunted house. Arnold Schwarzenegger keeps missing the exit, Brian’s colon becomes a Patreon pitch, and Justin gets ready for DC nerd prom. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian gets robbed of productivity by trying to enhance productivity, survives YouTube’s “No, boy, no”, relitigates Dana Carvey’s H.W. Bush “yeah,” and ends with reverse Mr. Beast. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!