We take the WWWD (what would Wario do?) approach for this ep and explore the somehow neglected concept of mixing people ashes with liquor.  We also fly our competition to the moon, literally? Not making any guarantees... but yes we do. 

We come up with new products, better commercial for Matthew McConaughey, and a movie that explains the truth behind Doritos - also starring Mr. Matthew McConaughey.

Brother Mel re-joins us to help us help Dave - the ex-shot-caller of Dave's Killer Bread.  The Waynes World 2 rules are invoked, and shivs are hidden in loafs.  It's a ride as wild as the story of this brand. Bust out your guitars, cuz Rock-n-roll is about to happen!!!! (Van Halen riff)

Are you unsure about the stability of the U.S. dollar?  And are you also not sure about cryptocurrency?  Jason comes up with a brilliant way that Snack Pack can solve these problems.    

Former Celestial Seasonings tour guide Jake helps us give the company a makeover.  Why was this necessary? Its too juicy for this description!  A weird cult and aliens are involved!  

Is Mr Pibb just imitation Dr. Pepper?  Jack explains why it simultaneously is and isn't.  To make Pibb Xtra as popular as it once was, they should distribute it more widely right?  WRONG.  Make it impossibly exclusive.  Radicalized deets in the ep.

*SPECIAL LOST EPISODE RENEWED!!! My brother Mel was the original guest on this ep, but his audio got messed up, so Jon came on and tried to guess what Mel said!  Without giving too much away, Boban and Toby get a five year deal!  And we flavor blast each-other! 

Kirspy Kreme's stock has gone down 20% in the last 3.5 months.  Avery helps us get people back in Krispy Kreme's factory stores to taste their donuts fresh.  3D printed donuts are involved.  

The Gold-plated Girls themselves help us solve the issue of freezer-burn, demolish Good-pops, and figure out how to make new customers remember Outshine forever. 

Paula and Josh help us create ANOTHER viral phenomenon for Diet Coke to use to hit millennials. Plus, we get to the bottom of Diet Coke Sweetened with Splenda...