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The gang travels the galaxy, from Paris to Jansenn (the famed diamond planet), in this week's episode where we watched "We'll Always Have Paris." We tackle the tough questions like: What would you do with a holodeck, what future fashion do you want to wear, and how long would we be able to stand each other while crammed into a space capsule. Alex has to explain man-tits, Cameron refuses to give Alex the code to the airlock, and Marcy can't actually remember Paris. Plus an informative and tangent-inducing game of Sexo-Planets! All this and more in this week's episode of Green Shirt. Make it so!

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Pour out some Romulan Ale with the gang as they mourn the loss of Lieutenant Tasha Yar in "Skin of Evil." It's a solemn occasion (well, relatively) as we discuss Yar's legacy as well as the nature of oil slick mud puddles (aka: evil). Alex would like to say a few words, Marcy cries crocodile tears, and Cameron just wants to know why. Thankfully, Marcy brightens things up with a quiz on crystals. All this and more on this week's episode of Green Shirt! Engage!

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This week, on a very special episode of Green Shirt, the gang receives an incoming PSA on drug awareness in "Symbiosis." Will Captain Picard ever figure out how fast the Enterprise can go? Is Kirk's son actually Norm MacDonald? And will Wesley ever understand drugs? Join us and find out! Marcy imagines eating Bald Eagle for Thanksgiving dinner, Cameron realizes why the Enterprise keeps breaking down, and Alex channels a horny Wil Wheaton. Then Marcy and Alex join forces in a game of "Sci-Fi'd Effects." Engage!

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It's a rollicking episode of Green Shirt as the gang gets infected by space giggles! It's up to stalwart Alex to keep things steady as we attempt to discuss the action-packed episode of "The Arsenal of Freedom." Marcy gets a lesson on finger quotes, Alex explains proper driving etiquette, and Cameron sees butt plugs everywhere! Alex also reveals behind-the-scenes stories, from the actors' mouths themselves.

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The gang finally gets their Worf episode with "Heart of Glory!" They reveal their inner super powers, discuss back-up bullies, and confuse alien names. Cameron teaches Alex Harry Potter terms, Marcy picks up on authentic Klingon, while Alex admits he would not survive in Klingon society. All this and more in an exciting episode of Green Shirt! Make it so!

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Suitably, the crew discovers a shared trait about their births in "Coming of Age." Wesley makes a friend while taking his Academy acceptance test while the Enterprise gets audited. Marcy reveals a secret about her childhood (it involves cloth chessboards), Cameron thinks he recognizes Remick from the "Busted" pages, and Alex pronounces GIF with a hard 'G'...just to spite Wil Wheaton. Plus a musical round of "High School in Space!" Make it so!

The gang fails hyperspace physics in "Coming of Age"

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Hard science meets dick jokes as the gang digs into "Home Soil." Cameron teleports Picard's fish, Alex spots a Nazi, and Marcy falls asleep at a national park. All this, plus a Trek Tek regarding terraforming and colonization. Engage!

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In this action packed episode, the gang manages to discuss "When the Bough Breaks" between learning how to play "slap the bag" and avoiding being hijacked by a strange alien signal. Marcy performs an epic eye roll, Alex doesn't 'F' around with Texas Instruments, and Cameron figures out the plot to LOST! Marcy and Cam also square off in a round of Kid-Movies-Alex-Doesn't-Hate. All this and so much more. Make it so!

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The gang is joined by their first guest host, Rob Michaud, as they examine terrible make-up, male menopause, and stitch & bitches with '"Too Short a Season." Alex reveals he has a taste for anti-freeze, Cameron wonders how millennials make mix-tapes, Marcy keeps tally for Tasha, and Rob reveals a quick cure to chronic back pain. We top things off with a rousing game of "Make-Up and Throw-Up!" Engage!