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Chris Khatami joins the gang to peel back the onion layers of "Future Imperfect." Riker's a birthday month guy, Worf's brain winds up in a jar, and Picard grows a skullet. Marcy ranks her donkeys, Cameron can't get a photon pregnant, Rob bakes some Frakes cakes, and Chris knows what a shirtless Romulan looks like. Plus producer John Bolds googles Alaskan creeks. Make it so!

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Sean Wynn joins the gang to stare as wide-eyed as Gowron at the great episode, "Reunion."  Worf saves a preschool, Picard loses his fedora, and Crusher takes a blacklight into the holodeck. Marcy gives herself a wedgie, Cameron starts Discovery, Rob has surprising news, and Sean wonders if Klingons always wore pants. Engage!

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Bobi Blue joins the gang to get emotional about Tasha Yar and her D Plots in "Legacy." Worf throws shade, Picard gets D blocked, and O'Brien sees EVERYTHING. Cameron does a trust fall, Rob uses the rights words, Marcy betrays the podcast, and Bobi throws a molotov cocktail of funny. Engage!

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What happens in the Crusherverse, stays in the Crusherverse. But luckily what happened in our podcast is here for your listening pleasure! John T Bolds joins us to discuss the great "Remember Me!" Crusher stands around for 15 years, Geordie wants to get into the Doctor's desk, and Picard stares. Cameron hates old people, Rob would separate the saucer, Marcy doesn't want to leave Crusher alone, and John self-sabotages. Crush those subscribe buttons and make it so!

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The gang relive their emo teenage years as they watch "Suddenly Human!" Troi is in action stance, Riker gives off Step-Dad energy, and Picard has ch'DIch business! Cameron loses his rat tail, Rob wants clarity on acts of war, and Marcy has got to talk about that forehead ridge. Plus a fast-paced game of "Green Shirt Teen Quiz!" Make it so!

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Rob M joins the gang only to find out that we're all played by Brent Spiner as we discuss "Brothers." Riker channels Han Solo, Worf goes shopping on Space Ebay, and Lore assimilates Pakled culture. Cam is grossed out by a throat whistle, Marcy wants the kid to get sicker, Rob C tries to clean up the podcast, and Rob M keeps picturing Data covered in gore. Plus a rousing game of Androids Assimilating Administrations. Make it so!

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Guest host, Ramon, rolls around in the mud with the gang as they discuss "Family." Wesley's dad has fancy undies, Worf's dad is a 90's nerd, and Picard's brother could be a super soldier. Marcy demands to see everyone's hands, Ramon keeps his fingers crossed, Cameron wants the Enterprise to look like a He-Man action figure, and Rob grinds. Jokes and emotions run in equal measure this episode so make it so!

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Brandon Seifert joins the gang for a Picard Heist as we discuss the second half of "The Best of Both Worlds!" Riker gets a haircut, Shelby googles nanites, and Wesley needs a new uniform. Marcy attempts to assimilate her co-hosts, Cameron is still making Farmville jokes, Rob wants the Enterprise to emulate the TMNT pizza van, and Brandon imagines a Locutus show. Plus a feisty game of Picardipedia! Engage!

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Cam is reminded that things are serious now as Liz Hardee joins the gange to watch "The Best of Both Worlds pt. 1" Riker ghosts Starfleet, Worf gets a confirmed kill, and Picard bores the Borg with history lessons. Rob goes full Jack Torrence on his notes, Cameron spots "Big Jim," Liz is a traitor to humanity, and Marcy is stuck on Hugh. It's the climactic moment of season three, don't try to resist it....that would be futile.

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John T Bolds joins the gang to help transform the plodding "Transfigurations" into a hilarious good time! Riker is not down with Crusher's root juice, Data docks with an alien spaceship, and Wesley remembers getting slapped. Cam gets beaten to the punchline, Rob's son weighs in on the effects, Marcy breaks down Crusher's medical malpractice, and John's waiting for The Backstreet Boys. All this plus a game of "More Human than Human." Engage!