Grumble Goat

Space, the final frustration. In the days before the legally mandated six-foot personal space, mankind was plagued by social ineptitude. Sharing places with other humans generates room rage. Get too close with Mat and Veronique as we invade the subject.

Paper beats rock, but water destroys paper. Paper straws work better as paper-mache than beverage delivery. Is there no better vessel for transporting delicious liquids to our mouths? Quench your curiosity as Mat & Veronique funnel truth directly into your ears.

Wire clothes hangers – inexpensive alternative or closet catastrophe? At first glance, the space-saving simplicity may seem convenient, but these garbage-bag shredding monstrosities may be more scourge than they’re worth. Don’t get hung-up on logic while Mat & Veronique unbend the twisted truth.

The Venn Diagram of kid’s food to junk food is just one circle. Counting-calories, dressing-on-the-side, anti-oxidant super-foods are boring fads for grown-ups. For kids, it’s whatever fell on the slaughterhouse floor, deep fried, and covered in sugar. Ask Mat & Veronique permission before consuming raw podcast.

Historically, wrist watches have benefited mankind by counting the day in units of time. But now, in this digital era, days are measured in steps. Is this mankind’s feeble attempt to grasp the last vestiges of analog life before the robot revolution? Pace yourself, as Veronique and Mat step up to the metronomic mystery.

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In a bygone era, the world used physical tokens to transfer money. Precious metals and woven-cotton might be handed to a merchant for goods. Somehow, in an era of Venmo and Apple Pay, some vendors cling to these archaic ways. Cash in on Mat and Veronique’s four cents.

Modern consumerism demands that everything be put in a bag. Two bags where possible. Let’s travel through time to discover the very first carrying device. Contain yourself as Mat and Veronique envelop the issue.

Basic-human-scent is not an option. Soap, shampoo, deodorant, and detergent all have unique scents. What are we, as humans, supposed to smell like? Join Mat and Veronique as we follow the scent from the top of Alpine Mist to the bottom of Ocean Breeze.

Beware the scourge of gluten! Headaches used to be caused by gnomes living in your brain, well now the plebeians have discovered the germ of the wheat! Is living Gluten-free a medical breakthrough or psuedo-fad? Join Mat and Veronique as they weigh the diet.

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Capitalistic norms follow the precedent of ‘supply and demand.’ Until avocados. The economy trips over itself on the issue of nature’s little grenades. Join Mat and Veronique as they scoop out the truth.

*Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble.

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