Mrs Gray is briefly alone in Bunker Gray and feels the need to bring the Grumpsters into her confidence. Who exactly is Nosy Neighbour Doug and why does he keep joining the Grays each week bearing gifts of 1970’s cuisine? It would appear the Grumpy Gays have now become a trio and tonight are tucking into Doug’s Black Forrest Cake and a good dose of the Pointer Sisters. Come on Grumpsters…we’re so EXCITED!

The AGM is not so ranty mcrant this week but is taking a moment to reflect. It seems our very own AGM is giving serious consideration to what his cocktail years are going to entail. All his friends seem to be on a maturing journey of late. What about me? thinks the little AGM. Perhaps it is time to think about Manopause.

As part of the aging edition this week, Matt, Helen and Doug decide to take a stroll down memory lane and reminisce about the wonderful era of their births. From the hot asphalt burning the soles of their little feet to the questionable cuisine of the decade, the Grumpy Gays don’t think it was all that bad to grow up living in the 70’s.

Grumpsters you are in for a real treat this week with the next installment of the Grumpy Gays new game show challenge (don’t get too excited) HIT or MYTH. It is Mr Gray’s turn to try and convince Helen and Doug that his greatest achievement in life involves a lot of sake, an earth mover and a night of passion in Tokyo. Will it be a HIT or a complete and utter MYTH. Jump on board Grumpsters this is a very tall tale indeed!

Matt, Helen and Doug are once again questioning the madness of the world in which we live. What has the world come to when one can’t provocatively and with intent let one rip? Is malicious farting the new crime of the century? Mr Gray may well be in trouble with the law if that’s the case.

The Grumpy Gays have reluctantly decided to embrace their slow march through time to the cocktail hour of their lives. Well, not exactly! Welcome Grumpsters to the Aging Edition. It’s going to be a grumpy ride!

The Grumpy Gays have come to the end of another cantankerous, curmudgeonly chapter (oh how we Grumpsters love alliteration). Mrs Gray finally reveals…was the Indian Ashram a HIT or a Myth.

Mr Gray is off once again attempting to make a deposit with good old Beelzebub. His pet hate for this week? Vampires. But Mrs Gray is curious, which Vampires exactly? Surely not the seminal literary classic figure created by Bram Stoker in his famous 1897 masterpiece Dracula. What’s that Mr Gray? You’ve stopped listening. Yes…typical!

A new segment for everyone’s’ Grumpy Pleasure. Following the overwhelming (not sure how we actually gauge these things) success of the Sapphic Survey, The Gray plus an Angry Gay Man have decided to introduce a regular quiz. Better strap yourselves in, figuratively not literally Grumpsters (unless you’re in to that kind of thing!) because we are getting up close and personal with Helen this week and her journey of self-discovery. Will Matt and Doug be able to figure out whether the story is a HIT or a complete and utter MYTH.